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+/*
+* Description: Replaces each detected curse word in a player's chat message with a polite alternative.
+* Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/TagPro/comments/36ckrv/polite_text_userscript/
+*/
+
+(function() {
+    'use strict';
+
+    /*
+    * Left-hand side of the map must be lowercase and without spaces or punctuation.
+    * Right-hand side can be anything you want, but make sure that the syntax is valid.
+    */
+
+    var politeMap = {
+        'fuck': 'love',
+        'fuk': 'love',
+        'fucks': 'things',
+        'fucked': 'messed',
+        'fucking': 'loving',
+        'fuckin': 'lovin',
+        'fucken': 'lovin',
+        'fuken': 'lovin',
+        'fukin': 'lovin',
+        'fak': 'love',
+        'fook': 'love',
+        'fookin': 'lovin',
+        'fooking': 'loving',
+        'fuc': 'love',
+        'fucin': 'lovin',
+        'fucing': 'loving',
+        'feck': 'love',
+        'feckin': 'lovin',
+        'fecking': 'loving',
+        'fk': '<3',
+        'fck': 'love',
+        'fckin': 'lovin',
+        'fcking': 'loving',
+        'fcken': 'lovin',
+        'fken': 'lovin',
+        'fckn': 'lovin',
+        'fkn': 'lovin',
+        'turd': 'cake',
+        'turds': 'cakes',
+        'shitting': 'hugging',
+        'shit': 'sorry',
+        'shat': 'apologized',
+        'shits': 'sits',
+        'shitface': 'pal',
+        'shitfaced': 'happy',
+        'bitch': 'lady',
+        'bitches': 'ladies',
+        'bitchy': 'lovely',
+        'biatch': 'lady',
+        'biatchs': 'ladies',
+        'biatches': 'ladies',
+        'hate': 'care about',
+        'hates': 'cares about',
+        'suck': 'win',
+        'sucks': 'wins',
+        'fucker': 'friend',
+        'fuckers': 'friends',
+        'nigger': 'juker',
+        'niggers': 'jukers',
+        'nig': 'juke',
+        'nigs': 'jukes',
+        'nigga':' juker',
+        'niggas': 'jukers',
+        'niggah': 'juker',
+        'niggahs': 'jukers',
+        'dick': 'bunny',
+        'dicks': 'bunnies',
+        'pussy': 'kitty',
+        'puss': 'kitty',
+        'pussies': 'kitties',
+        'asshole': 'angel',
+        'assholes': 'angels',
+        'ass': 'posterior',
+        'asses': 'posteriors',
+        'gay': 'cool',
+        'gays': 'cool people',
+        'queer': 'cool',
+        'queers': 'cool people',
+        'fag': 'nice person',
+        'fags': 'nice people',
+        'faggot': 'nice person',
+        'faggots': 'nice people',
+        'fagit': 'nice person',
+        'fagits': 'nice people',
+        'fagtit': 'nice chest',
+        'fagtits': 'nice chest',
+        'fagot': 'nice person',
+        'fagots': 'nice people',
+        'fagott': 'nice person',
+        'fagotts': 'nice people',
+        'faggott': 'nice person',
+        'faggotts': 'nice people',
+        'faget': 'nice person',
+        'fagets': 'nice people',
+        'fagget': 'nice person',
+        'faggets': 'nice people',
+        'faggett': 'nice person',
+        'faggetts': 'nice people',
+        'fgt': 'nice person',
+        'fgts': 'nice people',
+        'fuckface': 'friend',
+        'cunt': 'pro',
+        'cunts': 'pros',
+        'cuntface': 'buddy',
+        'thundercunt': 'BFF',
+        'motherfucker': 'pal',
+        'motherfuckers': 'pals',
+        'mofo': 'pal',
+        'mofos': 'pals',
+        'jew': 'buddy',
+        'jews': 'buddies',
+        'kike': 'friend',
+        'gook': 'friend',
+        'chink': 'friend',
+        'jewish': 'nice',
+        'shithead': 'pal',
+        'noob': 'newbie',
+        'fucktard': 'fun person',
+        'fucktards': 'fun people',
+        'dicklicker': 'nice person',
+        'dicklickers': 'nice people',
+        'clit': 'bunny',
+        'clits': 'bunnies',
+        'stupid': 'smart',
+        'moron': 'smart person',
+        'morons': 'smart people',
+        'idiot': 'smart person',
+        'idiots': 'smart people',
+        'dolt': 'smart person',
+        'dolts': 'smart people',
+        'dunce': 'smart person',
+        'dunces': 'smart people',
+        'retard': 'smart person',
+        'retards': 'smart people',
+        'retarded': 'smart',
+        'loser': 'good sport',
+        'losers': 'good sports',
+        'tard': 'smart person',
+        'tards': 'smart people',
+        'insufferable': 'pretty',
+        'douche': 'pal',
+        'douchebag': 'companion',
+        'douchecanoe': 'loveboat',
+        'clitoris': 'bunny',
+        'penis': 'bunny',
+        'vagina': 'bunny',
+        'penises': 'bunnies',
+        'vaginas': 'bunnies',
+        'vag': 'bunny',
+        'slut': 'lovely person',
+        'sluts': 'lovely people',
+        'slutty': 'lovely',
+        'whore': 'lady',
+        'whores': 'ladies',
+        'cancer': 'rich',
+        'die': 'succeed',
+        'dies': 'succeeds',
+        'dumb': 'pretty',
+        'anus': 'posterior',
+        'crap': 'sorry',
+        'crapped': 'apologized',
+        'anal': 'charity',
+        'piss': 'hug',
+        'pisses': 'hugs',
+        'wank': 'love',
+        'wanker': 'friend',
+        'wanking': 'loving',
+        'wanks': 'loves',
+        'poof': 'cool',
+        'poofter': 'cool person',
+        'poofters': 'cool people',
+        'lesbian': 'cool',
+        'lesbians': 'cool people',
+        'lesbo': 'cool',
+        'lesbos': 'cool people',
+        'lesboes': 'cool people',
+        'dyke': 'cool person',
+        'dykes': 'cool people',
+        'tranny': 'nice person',
+        'scum': 'buddy',
+        'scummy': 'beautiful',
+        'motherfucking': 'loving',
+        'motherfucken': 'loving',
+        'motherfuckin': 'loving',
+        'motherfuken': 'loving',
+        'motherfukin': 'loving',
+        'cock': 'bunny',
+        'cocksucker': 'amigo',
+        'cocksucking': 'beautiful',
+        'dumbass': 'cool person',
+        'dumass': 'cool person',
+        'dummass': 'cool person',
+        'bollock': 'apology',
+        'bollocks': 'apologies',
+        'bollok': 'apology',
+        'bolloks': 'apologies',
+        'bolock': 'apology',
+        'bolocks': 'apologies',
+        'bolok': 'apology',
+        'boloks': 'apologies',
+        'tit': 'bird',
+        'tits': 'birds',
+        'nipple': 'bead',
+        'nipples': 'beads',
+        'cum': 'milk',
+        'cums': 'spills',
+        'cummed': 'spilled',
+        'cumguzzler': 'consumer',
+        'semen': 'milk',
+        'sex': 'fun',
+        'cunnilingus': 'dinner',
+        'blowjob': 'lunch',
+        'blow': 'feed',
+        'blows': 'feeds',
+        'jizz': 'milk',
+        'jizzes': 'spills',
+        'jizzed': 'spilled',
+        'boner': 'pencil',
+        'boners': 'pencils',
+        'smegma': 'butter',
+        'labia': 'bunny',
+        'twat': 'great person',
+        'twats': 'great people',
+        'felch': 'swallow',
+        'felching': 'swallowing',
+        'felches': 'swallows',
+        'garbage': 'awesome',
+        'gabage': 'awesome',
+        'garbag': 'awesome',
+        'garbae': 'awesome'
+    };
+
+    function addToTagproReady(fn) {
+        if (tagpro !== undefined) {
+            tagpro.ready(fn);
+        } else {
+            setTimeout(function() {
+                addToTagproReady(fn);
+            }, 0);
+        }
+    }
+
+    function getPoliteText(message) {
+        var politeText = message;
+        var words = message.match(/\S+/g); // split up text based on whitespace
+        for (var index in words) {
+            var word = words[index].replace(/[\.,-\/#!$%\^&\*;:{}=\-_`~\[\]()\+\'\"\\\?]/g,''); // strip punctuation
+            var lowerWord = word.toLowerCase();
+            if (lowerWord in politeMap) {
+                politeText = politeText.replace(word, politeMap[lowerWord]);
+            }
+        }
+        return politeText;
+    }
+
+    addToTagproReady(function() {
+        var baseEmit = tagpro.socket.emit;
+        tagpro.socket.emit = function(emitType, data) {
+            if (emitType === 'chat') {
+                var politemsg = getPoliteText(data.message);
+                return baseEmit(emitType, { message: politemsg, toAll: data.toAll });
+            } else {
+                return baseEmit(emitType, data);
+            }
+        };
+    });
+})();