+ First of its kind BSC project
+ ++ So what do you do with a useless token? You burn it, of course! The magic and power + behind this + token is novel concept that we lovingly refer to as "Pump-N-Burn" — we have devised an App/dApp ecosystem with + the + explicit purpose of generating revenue, buying back the token, and burning it straight to hell. This makes + us the first + hyper-hyper-deflationary token. Buybacks and burn — but on steroids! +
+ + + ++ Yes, you read that right: we loop App/dApp revenue directly into buying and burning $USELESS. Many tokens + try + to monetize their projects, but you'll hear people saying “That’s great you’re monetizing that, but how + does that + help me as a token investor”? In our case, all App/dApp revenue gets injected back into the token. +
+ + +Well, to be fair we also have 0 unhappy clients. Why should a token have clients? +
+That this token is useless and must be burned. We are not literally transparent, that + would be weird.
+OG dev learned how to create the website and token + contract from watching Indian YouTubers. We've since overcompensated by adding more than 67+ years + of combined dev experience to the team.
+Well, maybe we'll get some awards in the future for being so + utterly useless. If you want to give us an award, please do so we can have this number go up.
+Now we're just going to have to figure out how to tell the IRS that we burned all of our revenue. +
+People wanted to see our faces and names — + probably for modeling inquiries, I'm guessing.
+Mobile App Ecosystem
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+ + On the mobile application side, we are implementing a few lessons learned from Robinhood, which made + trading + retail stocks stupid simple. We want to break down the barrier to entry in the complex and confusing world + of + cryptocurrency. To get this started, we are developing a clean, easy-to-use crypto chart and + portfolio-management app + for a birds-eye-view of your favorite crypto-assets. So easy that even your great-grandmother can use it + to trade + crypto like a pro. +
+ ++ We plan to monetize through listings, advertising, and partnerships. And of course, + all revenue from these endeavors will be looped directly back into the token. + Our apps will always be free-to-use, though we may introduce premium-tier features for serious traders. + Because we see ourselves + more as a startup, not a token, we are aggressively exploring all sorts of ways to diversify and + strengthen our revenue streams through + new and innovative products that probably won't suck. +
+ +Contract Transparency
+Read this section and check the links, so you don't have to ask me 5 million times in the chatroom if the + LP is locked or burned.
+1 + Quadrillion Token Minted
+Nowadays, you have to mint a Quadrillion or you're not cool. If you're feeling + frisky, click the link to verify token creation.
+250 + Trillion Burned
+Everybody is doing it, so why the hell not, you know that I can just mint 750 + Trillion to begin with, but nooo, lets do this extra step.
+Liquidity + Creation
+Here you can check the number of LP tokens created, which is important for the next + section. Look at you go, reading all of this!
+LP + Locked
+The total number of LP tokens locked should be the same from the LP creation, + meaning + that the initial LP is locked for 4 years.
+Useless On-Chain Tokenomics
++ OG dev was so useless, he left in tokenomics, probably from code he copied elsewhere. We ran the numbers, + and determined that we wanted to leave all tokenomics + on-chain only — meaning exchanges do NOT implement tokenomics. There are very many nerdy reasons for this, + so if you ask in our TG or discord, they'll + give you the full run-down. +
+Hyper-hyper-deflationary
+8% tax/transaction
+4% goes to holders
+4% goes to liquidity
+Questions that will be asked a million times on tg
+What kind of things are you looking to monetize?
++ Currently, we are developing an easy-to-use charting app for cryptocurrencies, with features such as + portfolio management, asset history, and whale-tracking. + We are also building a few innovative dApps — not just specific to Useless — that will help facilitate + volume on wallet-to-wallet and arbitrage + transactions for a small fee. +
+How many devs are on this project?
++ There used to be one dev and his dog, but they were pretty useless. Sure, he got this useless token off + the ground and put some things together here and there, then handed the keys over to the community. + As a community, we found a liquidity bug and relaunched the token. Since then, our community has formed + a corporation and we now have 9 senior-level software engineers, a slight improvement. +
+Where can I learn more about your business entity?
++ Useless Crypto, LLC is a legally registered corporation in Utah, USA. Only doxxed members of the corporate + team can access the multi-signature safe, which controls all corporation transactions and contract + interations. + Here is the Certificate of + Existence for you to see for yourself. +
+How do I hang out with all you useless people?
+I can't buy. What should I do?
++ Try increasing your slippage from 9% to 15% or more. Slippage amounts may vary due to trading volume and + volatility. + If that doesn't work, try changing the last number of the number of tokens you're trying to buy from like + 0 to 1 — sometimes that fixes things. +
+Do you really not have a whitepaper?
++ Ok, you got us! You can't really have a token without a Litepaper. + We used to have the Whitest + Whitepaper, but some listings/exchanges didn't seem to get the joke. +
+Is this a scam?
++ Are you freakin high? After reading all of these FAQs, this is the conclusion that you came up with, + GTHO and go back to being useless. +
+I'm convinced! How do I buy?
+Make your money totally useless by clicking the above buy button.
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+ Our Team
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+ David "False Flag / Carc" Wyly +
++ Useless Executive Officer + Corporate Multi-Sig Keyholder +
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+ Jackie "2pacsofcoors" + Dutton
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+ Useless Director of Marketing
+ Corporate Multi-Sig Keyholder
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+ Lance "lynxbadger" Badger +
++ Useless Director of Cloud Engineering + Corporate Multi-Sig Keyholder +
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+ Mitch "Mitch" Meiss
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+ Useless Director of Product
+ Corporate Multi-Sig Keyholder
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+ Joseph "rothgyr" Andrews
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+ Useless Director of Public Relations
+ Corporate Multi-Sig Keyholder
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+ Sheldon "Deathperil" Larsen +
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+ Useless Director of Software Engineering
+ Corporate Multi-Sig Keyholder
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