slack.sql

CREATE DATABASE /*!32312 IF NOT EXISTS*/ `slack` /*!40100 DEFAULT CHARACTER SET utf8mb4 */;

USE `slack`;
/*!40101 SET @saved_cs_client     = @@character_set_client */;
/*!40101 SET character_set_client = utf8 */;
CREATE TABLE `copypasta` (
  `id` int(11) unsigned NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,
  `copypasta` blob NOT NULL,
  `user` varchar(32) NOT NULL DEFAULT '',
  `updated` datetime NOT NULL DEFAULT CURRENT_TIMESTAMP,
  PRIMARY KEY (`id`)
) ENGINE=InnoDB AUTO_INCREMENT=166 DEFAULT CHARSET=utf8mb4;
/*!40101 SET character_set_client = @saved_cs_client */;
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (1,':callum2: < ( _DJ Lil Funnel inside the place_ )','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:44:03');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (2,'Mom :person_with_pouting_face::skin-tone-2:, I can’t do my homework :notebook: right now :triumph:. I’m reading :bow::skin-tone-2: how Lil Funnel :boy::skin-tone-4: got founded :mag_right: by a music :notes: producer :man::skin-tone-5:‍:briefcase:. Lil Funnel :boy::skin-tone-4:served chili :spaghetti: at the chilli con festival :tada: to a music :notes: producer :man::skin-tone-5:‍:briefcase: vacationing :beach_with_umbrella: with his family :man::skin-tone-5:‍:briefcase::bride_with_veil::skin-tone-5::baby::skin-tone-5: the day before going to see Wrestlemania XVII :muscle::skin-tone-2:🤛:skin-tone-2:\nThey were so impressed :heart_eyes: by Lil Funnel :boy::skin-tone-4: deposition :sunglasses: and his ability to mumble :zipper_mouth_face: whole phrases almost completely inaudible :speaking_head_in_silhouette::question: they signed him up immediately :moneybag:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:44:12');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (3,':warning::warning: warning : you need an IQ of at least 200 to understand this comment :warning::warning:\\nWa:b::b:a lu:b::b:a du:b: du:b: i’m pickle Rick :smile::joy::joy::joy:\\nHit that mf like if you understood:ok_hand::100::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:44:19');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (4,'I’m the edgiest boy :boy::skin-tone-2: I am so edgy my parents :man::skin-tone-2::woman::skin-tone-2: sent me to military school :school: the instructor :man:‍:school: came to me and yelled at me then touched my willy I tried to scream but he tied my mouth :lips: then he pinned me down and raped me it made me more edgy :dagger_knife::syringe::gun::bomb::hocho::smoking:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:44:29');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (5,'mommy :open_mouth::open_mouth: says im :laughing: special :fire::fire: for having an :triumph: extra :smirk: chromosome. im smarter :eggplant::eggplant: than the normal people because i have and EXTRA :sweat_drops::sweat_drops: chromosome. thats ONE more than :sunglasses: you buddy. :fire::fire: i have :raised_hands::skin-tone-2: more smarts :green_apple::green_apple: than u. mommy :raising_hand::skin-tone-6: says the bullies™ r just JELLY. :joy: they are jelly because :bow::skin-tone-6: i have an extra hand in :b:ed :weary::wink: jello :100: seed is a diss ease bitch :back:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:44:39');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (6,'If you’re :eyes::eyes:reading:sunglasses: this :point_left:then youre:cold_sweat::bust_in_silhouette::hugging_face: invited:ballot_box_with_check::arrow_right::envelope_with_arrow: to my ⚀⚁12th⚀⚁ birthday:tada: party!:confetti_ball: As you:point_right::bust_in_silhouette: all :busts_in_silhouette:know,:thought_balloon: no :no_good:fake🛇:100:🛇 friends :boy::girl:allowed!!☡☡ I cant:no_entry_sign: :astonished:f@#%:zipper_mouth_face: with you :point_right:(im not :underage:allowed:arrow_right: to :mute:curse:astonished::mute: because my:woman: mom:woman: will put :arrow_right::arrow_right:me in :alarm_clock:time:stopwatch: out:no_mobile_phones:) We:ok_hand: r :tada:going:joy::ok_hand: to turn:loud_sound::mega::radio: up:arrow_heading_up::arrow_heading_up:!! Only bring :walking:your :medal:A-game :sports_medal:, becuz you :point_right:will be:negative_squared_cross_mark: kicked:no_pedestrians: the H E :ice_hockey_stick_and_puck::ice_hockey_stick_and_puck:double hockey :ice_hockey_stick_and_puck::ice_hockey_stick_and_puck:sticks out:arrow_right: if youre :mask:not partying:tada: :astonished:hard :tongue::eggplant::100:enough!!:100: If your :persevere:not:persevere::negative_squared_cross_mark: ready to get :dizzy_face:drunk :fearful:off diet:wine_glass: pepsi:wine_glass: (mom:woman::speech_balloon: said im:left_speech_bubble: not old:skull::older_man: :underage:enough:underage: for regular pepsi :persevere::sob: ) then i:astonished: cant :angry:have you :boom:killing:hocho::gun: my :tada:party:confetti_ball:!! And if you:no_good: dont☡ have a :dollar:present:heavy_dollar_sign::moneybag: for me, then you :hushed:can:cry: kiss :lips::couplekiss:our :package:minecraft :computer:friendship:two_men_holding_hands: goodbye!!:wave::raised_hand_with_fingers_splayed::wave::raised_hand_with_fingers_splayed:( :eyes:dont :heavy_multiplication_x:actually:heavy_multiplication_x: kiss:kiss::kiss: me thats:mask: gross:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::face_with_thermometer: um lol)','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:44:51');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (7,'Hey you SCHOLARLY SLUTS:closed_book::orange_book::ledger::green_book::blue_book::notebook::dash: It’s FINALS WEEK :heavy_check_mark::memo::x:so while you’re HITTING THE BOOKS :raised_hand_with_fingers_splayed::book: don’t forget to SLAP YOUR MONKEY :hand::monkey: Remember, D’s get DICKgrees! :mortar_board::scroll::mortar_board::scroll: So while you guys are ANALyzing FUCKtions in COCKulus :chart_with_upwards_trend::chart_with_downwards_trend::chart_with_upwards_trend::chart_with_downwards_trend::chart_with_upwards_trend: Looking at BONDAGE in CUMestry :chains::alembic::chains::alembic::chains: Working for your money in ECUMnomics:bikini::kiss::euro: Writing your papers for LIT :smoking::rolled_up_newspaper::book::page_with_curl::kiss::memo::smoking: and feeling the FORCE in PhyDICKS :car::sweat_drops::tongue::car: Finals? :flushed::sob::nerd_face: More like FINAL-ly time :watch: to SUCK some teacher DICK :man::skin-tone-2::eggplant::tongue: for that :a:‼️‼️ :joy::ok_hand::sweat_drops: Send :arrow_right: this to :keycap_ten: sexy schoolgirls :girl::skin-tone-4: and boys :boy::skin-tone-5: who got curves :arrow_right_hook: bigger than the biology :elephant: final. Get 5️⃣:back: and you’ll get dick :eggplant::eyes: longer :left_right_arrow: and harder than calculus problems :100::chart_with_upwards_trend: Get :keycap_ten::back: and someone will do u all night :point_right::ok_hand::stars: like a final study guide :memo::smirk: But remember kids :flushed::bow::skin-tone-4: DICKmas:santa::skin-tone-2::christmas_tree:is only a few days:date:away so don’t lose hope if u get none :pensive::ok_hand::skin-tone-5: back:pray::skin-tone-2: :scream:GOOD LUCK:sparkles::kiss:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:45:05');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (8,'Oh no! 🤦‍♂️ You just got whale’d! :whale: :whale: Send :vibration_mode: this to five 5️⃣ friends :couple:to avoid :no_entry: being raped :eggplant: by a whale :whale: tonight! :new_moon_with_face::full_moon_with_face: If you send :vibration_mode: this to five 5️⃣ friends :two_men_holding_hands:, daddy :person_with_pouting_face::skin-tone-6:‍♂️will be very happy. :grin: You might even get all of daddy’s 5️⃣.3️⃣ gallons of semen🥛from his :keycap_ten: foot :straight_ruler: penis. :eggplant:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:45:15');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (9,'The:clap:first:clap:fucking:clap:time:clap:i:clap:hear:ear:someone:bow:say:speaking_head_in_silhouette:the n word:fist::skin-tone-5:and you’re white:older_man::skin-tone-2: just know you’re getting knocked:facepunch::skin-tone-5:the fuck out. I don’t play:joystick:that Shit and it’s not okay:ok:. Think:thinking_face:hard about what you say:speaking_head_in_silhouette:around:o:me. Idgaf who you are:older_man::older_man::skin-tone-2::older_man::skin-tone-3::older_man::skin-tone-4::older_man::skin-tone-5::older_man::skin-tone-6:. Watch :eyes:what the fuck you say:speaking_head_in_silhouette:.','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:45:26');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (10,'Merry :snowman_without_snow::star2: Christmas Babe :fire::peach::tongue: I hope :pray::skin-tone-3::clap::skin-tone-3: Santa comes :lips::sweat_drops::weary: to visit you :footprints::athletic_shoe:and give :+1::skin-tone-3: you a package :see_no_evil::package::love_letter::sweat_drops:. Hope you were a :innocent::slightly_smiling_face: good girl :stuck_out_tongue::eggplant: this year instead of the:kissing_cat: usual :smirk_cat: naughty :face_with_rolling_eyes: girl :sweat_drops::peach::tongue::stuck_out_tongue::tired_face::fire::fire:. Santa is definitely :fist::skin-tone-2: coming :droplet:tonight :santa::skin-tone-6::santa::skin-tone-2::flushed::smirk: and he’s gonna :heart_eyes::kissing_heart: stuff your stocking :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::ok_hand::skin-tone-4::point_left::skin-tone-4: with goodies :kiss::lipstick::bikini::dress: tonight on this :christmas_tree:Christmas :christmas_tree:night :snowflake::snowman_without_snow::snowman::snow_cloud::dizzy:. Santa :santa::skin-tone-2: is gonna :muscle::skin-tone-6::muscle::skin-tone-3::fist::skin-tone-2:squeeze :spock-hand::skin-tone-2:down your :girl::skin-tone-4: :cold_sweat: narrow :stuck_out_tongue::heart_eyes:chimney :house_with_garden::house: and show you :eyes: that you’ve been a very:princess::skin-tone-4::princess::skin-tone-4: naughty :smirk::tired_face::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: girl. Then his :information_desk_person::skin-tone-3: helper :grimacing::smirk: Boy :eggplant::upside_down_face::slightly_smiling_face: is gonna :christmas_tree:sleigh you baby :stuck_out_tongue::smirk::astonished::open_hands::skin-tone-3::raised_hands::skin-tone-2: and inspect :sleuth_or_spy::mag_right::mag: that :peach: sweet :sweat_drops: ass:peach: because that’s what :point_right::skin-tone-4:you:point_left::skin-tone-4: want for Christmas :peach::sweat_drops::stuck_out_tongue::fire::smirk::heart_eyes::eggplant::tongue::eyes: Santa :santa::skin-tone-2: is cumin:heart_eyes_cat::alien: to town :office::bank::department_store::derelict_house_building::house_with_garden::house::post_office::european_post_office: the clock :clock1: is ticking :face_with_rolling_eyes: be ready :smirk::stuck_out_tongue::eggplant: Santa is cumin down:arrow_lower_right::arrow_down::arrow_lower_left: your:ok_hand::skin-tone-4::heart_eyes: chimney:spock-hand::skin-tone-2::tongue: tonight :open_mouth:and he’s gonna :fearful:drown in that chimney :zipper_mouth_face::cold_sweat::sweat_drops::droplet::umbrella_with_rain_drops::swimmer::skin-tone-3::surfer::skin-tone-3::rowboat::skin-tone-3: of yours :bath::skin-tone-3::eggplant::peach: SLEIGH :christmas_tree::christmas_tree: :santa::skin-tone-2:SANTA:santa::skin-tone-2: :christmas_tree::christmas_tree: SLEIGH :eggplant::weary::sweat_drops::woman-kiss-woman:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:45:40');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (11,':hand::hand::hand::hand::hand:hol\' up hol\' up :hand::hand: looks :eyes: like we got a master :mortar_board: memer :frog::frog::frog: over here :point_left::point_left::point_left::woman::woman: hold on to your :bikini:panties:bikini:ladies!:kiss::information_desk_person:fuccbois better back the hell :arrow_up:up:arrow_up: this absolute :scream_cat::scream_cat::scream_cat: maaaaaadman!!1! :japanese_ogre: all you other aspiring :corn::corn: memers:alien::ghost::skull: mmmight as wwwell give up! :-1::-1::-1::-1:cuse :point_right:this guy:point_left:is as good :ok_hand::ok_hand::ok_hand:as it gets! :clap::clap::clap::joy_cat::joy_cat:OMG :scream::scream::scream: BRO:two_men_holding_hands: CALM :sleeping::sleeping: DOWN BRO :arrow_down::arrow_down: SIMMER :coffee::coffee: DOWN:arrow_down::arrow_down: U WANNA KNOW Y:interrobang: BC :information_desk_person::information_desk_person: IT WAS JUST A PRANK :joy::joy::joy: :stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: HAHAHA GOT U :ok_hand::ok_hand: U FUKIN RETARD :joy::grin::grin:THERE\'S A CAMERA :video_camera::camera: RIGHT OVER :point_left::point_down::point_up_2::point_up: THERE :round_pushpin:U FAGOT :man-kiss-man::man-kiss-man::open_hands:WE :man-man-boy: GOT U BRO:two_men_holding_hands:. I BET U DIDNT :no_good::no_good:NOE :massage:HOW :two: REACT WHEN MY :raising_hand: BRO DESMOND :sunglasses::sunglasses: CAME UP :arrow_up: TO U AND :sweat_drops::sweat_drops::tired_face::tired_face: JIZZED ALL OVER UR :jeans::jeans: SWEET JEANS :joy::joy: IT WAS SO FUNNY :joy::stuck_out_tongue::grinning::grinning::sweat_smile: NOW U HAVE :raising_hand::tongue::tongue: SUM BABY:baby::baby: GRAVY :sweat_drops::stew: ALL OVER THEM SHITS:dizzy_face::dizzy_face:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:45:50');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (12,':hand::frog::hand::frog::hand::frog::hand::frog: o shit waddup :wave: here :bike: come dat bଠi:bike::bike: right:bike::bike:th :frog: ere:hand::hand::hand: dat :frog: boi :heavy_check_mark::frog: :heavy_check_mark:if dat boi :frog:  ƽai so :100: i sai so :100: thats what im talking about right there :bike: o shit (chorus: ଠ sʰᶦᵗ) mMMMMᎷМ:100: :hand::hand:O0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:hand: :hand: :hand: :hand: :100: :frog::frog::frog: :wave::wave: waddup','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:46:01');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (13,'if me :boy::raising_hand: and my girl :girl::couple::heart: both drowning :sweat_drops::sweat_drops::droplet::droplet::ocean::ocean: and I can only save one :sob::point_up_2::sob: there will be no survivors :-1::no_entry::no_entry_sign: cause I have no girl :no_good::broken_heart::triumph: and I want 2 die anyway :gun::hocho::electric_plug::100::100:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:46:10');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (14,'Send this to 5️⃣0️⃣ of your CUTEST :heart_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::eyes: Homies IF :point_up::skin-tone-2: U get 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK ur AN ADORABLE DUDE:relaxed::kissing_heart: IF U get 2️⃣0️⃣ UR A REAL:relaxed::smirk::heart_eyes::yum:CUTIE PATOOTIE:flushed::flushed::hugging_face::tired_face::heart_eyes::kissing_heart: If u get 0️⃣ ur a NO WAY JOSE! :unamused::confounded::x:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:46:19');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (15,'To be fair, :laughing::laughing::weary::triumph:you have to have a very high IQ :100::smirk::nerd_face::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:to understand Rick and Morty. :triumph::weary::sweat_drops::heart:The humor 🤣:joy::+1::ok_hand:is extremely subtle, :point_right::ok_hand::heart_eyes_cat:and without a solid grasp :fist::muscle::tired_face::eggplant::sweat_drops:of theoretical physics :eye::scream::triumph::eyes:most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. :wink::kissing_closed_eyes::relieved::100::clap::point_right::+1:There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, :skull_and_crossbones::grimacing::skull_and_crossbones::dizzy_face:which is deftly woven into his characterisation :expressionless::raised_hands::smirk_cat:🥃- his personal philosophy :nerd_face::sunglasses::unamused::pensive:draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, :100::weary::peach::eggplant::sweat_drops::tired_face:for instance. The fans understand this stuff; :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::kissing_heart::ok_hand::clap::raised_hands::100:they have the intellectual capacity :nerd_face::smirk::ok_hand:🤝to truly appreciate the depths :thinking_face::scream_cat::alien:🤤of these jokes, :joy:🤣:heart_eyes::open_hands::ok_hand:to realize that they’re not just funny:thinking_face::astonished::kissing_closed_eyes::grin:- they say something deep about LIFE. :sweat::thinking_face:🤤:smirk::nerd_face::scream::heart:As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty :clap::raised_hands::100::heart_eyes_cat::triumph::weary::sweat_drops:truly ARE idiots- :unamused::thinking_face::face_with_rolling_eyes::zipper_mouth_face:of course they wouldn’t appreciate, :raised_hands::heart::pouting_cat::facepunch:for instance, the humour :joy_cat::heart_eyes:🤣in Rick’s existencial catchphrase \\“Wu:b::b:a Lu:b::b:a Du:b: Du:b:,\\” which itself is a cryptic reference :eyes::lips::scream_cat::thinking_face:to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons :flushed::nerd_face::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::kiss::pray:I’m smirking:smirk::smirk::smirk::smirk::smirk::triumph::face_with_rolling_eyes: right now just imagining :thinking_face::expressionless::face_with_rolling_eyes:🤣one of those addlepated simpletons :neutral_face::hushed::expressionless::x:scratching their heads in confusion :question::unamused::thinking_face::sob::sweat::question:as Dan Harmon’s :weary::eggplant::sweat_drops::peach::triumph::ok_hand::point_right::ok_hand:genius :relaxed::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::nerd_face::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::100:unfolds itself on their television screens. :raised_hands::laughing::kissing_heart::heart_eyes:What fools... how I pity them. :triumph::expressionless::joy::-1: And yes :+1::clap::raised_hands::kissing_cat::heart_eyes_cat::sweat_drops::heart:by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty:older_man: :man-kiss-man::boy::triumph::tired_face::sweat_drops:tattoo. :heart::clap::raised_hands::+1::ok_hand::100:And no,:confounded::expressionless::confused: you cannot see it. :no_entry_sign::facepunch::x::scream_cat::no_good:‍♂️‼️:100:It’s for the ladies’ :triumph::kissing_heart::eggplant::sweat_drops::peach::information_desk_person::umbrella_with_rain_drops::weary:eyes only:eyes::kiss::tongue::sweat_drops::+1::heart::100:- And even they :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::yum::smirk::kissing_cat::heart_eyes_cat:have to demonstrate :point_up::clap::raised_hands::100:that they’re within 5 IQ points:100::+1::heart::ok_hand::kissing_heart::heart_eyes: of my own (preferably lower) :relieved::triumph::sunglasses::nerd_face:beforehand.:peach::peach::peach::umbrella_with_rain_drops::100::smirk::eggplant::sweat_drops::100::heart_eyes_cat::kissing_heart::heart_eyes::grin::heart::100::triumph::weary::tired_face::clap::raised_hands::+1::point_right::ok_hand::facepunch:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:46:29');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (16,':bebraw: There’s nothing wrong with liking a little penis.\n:nlbc: I thought you said it was a big penis!\n:bebraw: It is a big penis!\n:bebraw: Mark’s got the biggest penis in the world!\n:bebraw: Besides mine.','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:46:57');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (17,'If my girl:girl::heart_eyes: and my beyblades:100::fire: are both drowning:ocean::frowning: and I could only save one:smile::point_up: you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral:sweat_smile::ghost::skull: Cause it’s bey blade or catch a fade my nigga:pray::facepunch: :angry::100::sob:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:47:05');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (18,'Stop! :rotating_light:🛑 this is emoji 🤣police! :cop:use emojis :innocent::money_mouth_face::pray: next time :alarm_clock:or face the wrath :zap::new_moon_with_face::volcano: of <@U5TPVS84E>! :joy::eggplant::droplet::rainbow:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:47:16');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (19,'All hail ¯\\\\_(ツ)_/¯.\nIn its 11 strokes, the symbol encapsulates what it’s like to be an individual on the Internet. With raised arms and a half-turned smile, it exudes the melancholia, the malaise, the acceptance, and (finally) the embrace of knowing that something’s wrong on the Internet and you can’t do anything about it.\\nAs Kyle Chayka writes in a new history of the symbol at The Awl, the meaning of the “the shruggie” is always two, if not three- or four-, fold. ¯\\\\_(ツ)_/¯ represents nihilism, “bemused resignation,” and “a Zen-like tool to accept the chaos of universe.” It is Sisyphus in unicode. I use it at least 10 times a day.\\nFor a long time, however, I used it with some difficulty. Unlike better-known emoticons like :slightly_smiling_face: or :wink:, ¯\\\\_(ツ)_/¯ borrows characters from the Japanese syllabary called katakana. That makes it a kaomoji, a Japanese emoticon; it also makes it, on Western alphabetical keyboards at least, very hard to type.','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:47:36');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (20,':sun_with_face::full_moon_with_face: In Brightest Day :sunny::sun_with_face:\n\n:new_moon_with_face::boy::skin-tone-6: And Darkest Night :new_moon::crescent_moon:\n\n🧙:skin-tone-2:‍♂️:sleuth_or_spy::skin-tone-2:‍♂️ I Will Always Treat Women Right :tongue::woman::skin-tone-2:\n\n🧠🧔:skin-tone-2: Nice Guys Unite :muscle::skin-tone-2::two_men_holding_hands:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:47:51');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (21,'I :thinking_face:want:pray::skin-tone-3: to ram:wave::wave: my :man::skin-tone-2:‍:scales:meatsnake:smirk::heart_eyes::eggplant::eggplant::sweat_drops: down :arrow_down:Judy:heart_eyes: Hopp’s :rabbit::sweat_drops:throat:eggplant::tongue::eyes:. Keep in mind:thinking_face::sweat_drops: I’m :sunglasses:about 4:eggplant: times:eggplant::sweat_drops: her :heart_eyes:size:rabbit:, so my:sunglasses: wiggler:eggplant::sunglasses: is DIPPING :sweat_drops::eggplant:into :arrow_down:her:heart_eyes::heart::sweat_drops: intestinal:+1: acid:+1:. She:kissing_heart: can’t:joy: :b:reathe:triumph::rage: but :triumph::sunglasses:she :heart::kissing_heart:DIGESTS:sweat_drops::heart_eyes: the :eggplant:tip:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: of my:sunglasses: sausage:sweat_drops::eggplant::sweat_drops: and :kaaba:lives:shamrock::heart_eyes_cat: upon:kissing_cat::scream_cat: the nutrients:hankey::triumph:. She:kissing_heart: cries:sob: and cries:disappointed_relieved::sob: and tries:triumph: to reach:+1: for :upside_down_face:her :kissing_heart:gun :sob::gun:- but:thinking_face: it:gun: isn’t :x::hand::scream:in :arrow_down:her :heart_eyes:holster:x::ok_hand:. I’ve :sunglasses::sweat_drops:got:+1: it behind:raised_hands: my:sunglasses::eggplant: :back:. I :sunglasses::sweat_drops:pull:persevere::triumph: it:gun::ok_hand: out:yum::disappointed: - she :heart_eyes::eggplant::sweat_drops:freaks:joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: out:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:🤡:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:. You:hand: can see:eyes::thinking_face::face_with_rolling_eyes: what little:ok_hand::weary::triumph: hope:clap::pray::skin-tone-3::pouting_cat: she:rabbit::heart_eyes::heart: has :pray::skin-tone-3:left :pouting_cat:degrade :sob::ok_hand:further :back::thinking_face:and :hand:further:thinking_face::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: - she :rabbit::eggplant:wont:hand::smirk::anguished: survive:pray::skin-tone-3::weary::sob: this:eggplant::sweat_drops::sob:. But ‼️:hand::scream:she :rabbit::heart::sweat_drops:has:clap: one:point_up: :pray::skin-tone-3:thing🦊:raised_hands:, one :point_up_2::point_up:hope🤞:raised_hands::clap::pray::skin-tone-3::thinking_face:, one:point_up::scream_cat: PERSON:person_with_pouting_face::skin-tone-6:‍♂️🤞:raised_hands:to :point_left:cling:muscle::tongue: on:eyes: to🦊 - and he 🦊:scream_cat:just :exclamation:knocked:exclamation:🤜 on :cry:the door:door::tired_face::scream::sob:. “Judy?“:rabbit::eggplant::heart_eyes: I :sunglasses::eggplant:hear :speaking_head_in_silhouette::ear:Nick’s🦊:scream: voice:speaking_head_in_silhouette: and:imp: picture :thought_balloon: 🦊:hankey:his🦊:triumph::imp: smug:x::rage::flushed: face:mask::japanese_goblin::flushed: before:disappointed_relieved::flushed::smiling_imp: i :sunglasses::sweat_drops:see:eyes::smirk::thinking_face: it🦊:hankey::japanese_goblin:. I :sunglasses::sweat_drops::eggplant:turn :exclamation::arrow_upper_right:around:whale2::astonished:. NICK:hankey:🦊🦊:tired_face::tired_face::triumph::scream::cold_sweat::flushed::mask::imp:. He 🦊:skull_and_crossbones:stands:walking::sleepy: there :point_right::clap:horrified,:scream::flushed::scream: groceries:tomato::green_apple::pear: in :unamused:hand,:hand::ok_hand:🤛 as:ear::middle_finger: he🦊:middle_finger::dizzy_face: witnesses :dizzy_face::cold_sweat:🤤the :grimacing:horrors:imp::ghost::eggplant::sweat_drops: happening:eggplant::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::heart_eyes::rabbit: before:arrow_down::point_right: him🦊:middle_finger::joy::joy:. Judy:rabbit::heart_eyes::kissing_heart: is :kissing::relaxed:CHOKING:dizzy_face::scream::triumph: on :on:my :sunglasses::eggplant:pork :pig:chop :imp:and:cheese_wedge: running :runner::skin-tone-6:‍♀️:scream_cat::cold_sweat:out:grimacing::open_mouth::tired_face: of :triumph::pensive::smirk::flushed:air:dizzy_face::dizzy_face::dizzy_face::joy: - and 🤠time🤞:clap::pray::skin-tone-3::raised_hands::jack_o_lantern:. Her :rabbit::heart_eyes::heart::two_hearts:tearful:joy::cry::sob: eyes :eye::eye:look:eyes::face_with_rolling_eyes::thinking_face: to :point_right:Nick🦊:triumph::triumph::tired_face: in :mouse:desperation:tired_face::clap::raised_hands:🤞, then :footprints::two_hearts:realization:thinking_face::open_mouth::anguished::scream:, as:angry: she:rabbit::two_hearts::heart_eyes: sees :eyes::face_with_rolling_eyes::thinking_face:the 🤠revolver 🤠:gun:in :arrow_heading_down:my :point_right::sunglasses::point_left: hand🤚🤜:smirk_cat:. I :joy::sunglasses:lift:muscle:🤳 it:gun::gun::joy:🦊, quivering:clap::anguished:, at🤣:joy: the :clap:Wilde’s🦊:angry::middle_finger: freaking:scream_cat::cold_sweat::scream: face🦊:triumph::angry::rage::imp:. He 🦊:rage::japanese_goblin:freezes:snowflake::snowflake::scream:, my :+1::sunglasses::+1:finger:point_right::heart_eyes: squeezes:scream_cat:🤣, a :point_up:shot :gun::gun::scream::cold_sweat:rings :ear::ear:off:raised_hands:. Hole:ok_hand::pouting_cat::hugging_face: in:point_right::ok_hand: his🦊:triumph::angry: head:bow:🦊,🦊 brains🤣 on :bow:the :point_left:wall:scream_cat::triumph::imp: behind:leftwards_arrow_with_hook: him🦊:triumph::rage::+1:. I :sunglasses::+1:have:clap::raised_hands::+1: slain :rage::sunglasses:the :japanese_goblin::raised_hands::snowflake:mighty:imp::rage::hugging_face: 🦊🦊Nicholas 🦊🦊Wilde🦊🦊:scream::joy::triumph:, and:robot_face: extinguished🤢:flushed: the:mushroom: dying:dizzy_face::face_with_head_bandage:🤤 flame:fire::fire::boom: of :snowman_without_snow:hope:raised_hands::clap::open_hands::pray::skin-tone-3:🤞 that:ramen: judy:heart_eyes:🤤:weary::tired_face::rabbit::eggplant::sweat_drops::sweat_drops: clung:muscle::raised_hands: to:ok_hand::ok_hand::+1:. She:rabbit::sweat_drops: stops:x::hand: fighting:muscle:🤛🤜 for:clap::raised_hands: her :rabbit::eggplant::sweat_drops::sweat_drops:life:ok_hand::+1::fire: after :x::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:watching:face_with_rolling_eyes::thinking_face::eyes: Nick 🦊:triumph::unamused::nose::skin-tone-6:sink:dizzy_face::cold_sweat::syringe: to:point_right: the floor.:unamused::pensive::joy: Within 🤞:clap:seconds:clock330::clock1030::clock11:, she:rabbit::sweat_drops::heart_eyes::eggplant: is🤡 dead:skull::weary::triumph:, mouth :tongue::heart_eyes::yum:still🤞:raised_hands: on :kiss::camel:my:point_right::point_right::sunglasses: sausage:eggplant::eggplant::sweat_drops:, reaching:point_right::point_right: all:point_right::point_right: the:point_right::point_right: way:point_right::point_right: down :point_down::point_down::arrow_down:to :notes:her :rabbit::kiss::sweat_drops::heart_eyes::sweat_drops::eggplant:stomach:joy::joy:🤣. Finally:clap::raised_hands::clock330:, it :eggplant::sweat_drops:bursts:eggplant::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops:. Gallons:weary::joy::weary: of :joy:piping:scream:🤤🤤🤤 hot:flushed::sweat_smile::joy: cream :cow2::cow2:are:octopus: flung:point_right::point_right: into :point_right::joy:🤣the:camel::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: stomach:sunglasses::money_mouth_face: of:white_frowning_face::nerd_face: the:kissing::joy::sweat_smile: dead :skull_and_crossbones::skull::ghost::innocent::joy:🤣Hopps:rabbit::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::eggplant::sweat_drops::wink::octopus:. At:relaxed::grin: last:clock330::clock12:🤤, I :sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:am 🤧satisfied.🤤🤤:relaxed::relaxed::sunglasses:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:51:36');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (22,'Yo :b: mans :man: not :x: hot :fire: ya know, but man :man: gets wet :sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops: when he sees u :gun:SKRAA:gun:. Give me a BJ :eggplant: tonight :night_with_stars: and I will slay 🤺 I so hard that I will call me daddy :man:. my dick :eggplant: is :eggplant: so :eggplant: small :disappointed: but I will still annihilate :bomb: that g :cat:spot :joy::cat::sweat_drops:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:51:49');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (23,'Yo :wave: homies :man::skin-tone-6:‍:factory::sleuth_or_spy::man_with_turban::skin-tone-5: don’t :x: :four: get :two: do :page_facing_up: your :page_with_curl: homework :b::four: you play your Nintendos:telephone_receiver: and your :gem::pick: Minecrafts.','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:51:56');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (24,':joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::100::100::100::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::100::100::cool::100::100::cool::100::cool::100::100::cool::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::cool::100::cool::100::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::100::100::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::cool::100::100::100::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::cool::100::100::100::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::cool::100::cool::100::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::100::100::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::100::100::cool::100::100::cool::100::cool::100::100::cool::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::100::100::100::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-13 14:52:04');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (25,':hankey::water_buffalo::hankey::water_buffalo::hankey::water_buffalo::hankey::water_buffalo::hankey::water_buffalo: bull shit bull sHit:hankey: thats :heavy_multiplication_x: some bull:hankey::hankey:shit right:hankey::hankey:th :hankey: ere:hankey::hankey::hankey: right:heavy_multiplication_x:there :heavy_multiplication_x::heavy_multiplication_x:if i do ƽaү so my selｆ ‼️ i say so ‼️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ‼️ :hankey::hankey: :hankey:HO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:hankey: :hankey::hankey: :hankey: ‼️ :hankey: :water_buffalo: :water_buffalo: :water_buffalo: :hankey::hankey:Bull shit','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-13 16:55:28');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (26,':hand::eyes: hEY:hand:fagGotツhowsツitツgOinGm9?ツツツgUd:+1::point_right::ok_hand::eyes: :heavy_check_mark:geT:dancer:trOlled:dancer::dancer:loL:dancer:what.a.gEYxD:joy::joy::joy: :100:%trole:heavy_check_mark::heavy_check_mark::dancer:ツKeK :joy: :scorpius:3:scorpius:35Xd:cancer:I̵̘̦͈̬̭͈̪͈̬̠̹̬̦̭͎̭͆ͩ͌̉̉̓̋ͥ̿̍ͤ͗́̔͒́̀̚̚̚͠͠\'̷̛̰͎̜̠̯͔̩̭̭̠̯̱͚̭̫̥̠͔̆̀̉̌̀̏m̐̓ͭͤͨ͋͗͒̔ͬͧ҉̲̮̖͙̳̖̖̳̬̟̥̦̺̺́̀͟ͅ ̿̈́ͣ̏̈́̂̎̓̆̈́ͩ́͠ :joy: ̡̨͚̟̭̹̲̯̪̞̫̮͎̙j̛̹̳͇̮͉͓̫̪̰̩̭̩͖̥̰̪͎̍̐̿̍́̐ͣ̃̿̽̒̍̆̂ͩͩ́̚̕͠͞u̸͐̅ͯ̑̓̅̽ͥͣ̽͏̮̠͔͈s̱̙̼͈͚̗̫̫̠̜̣̼̥̱͍̃̏ͫ̌ͧ̃ͨͪ̏ͦ̑ͦ̚̕͢͡͞͡t̼̤̰̹͓ͤ̽ͭ̌͊ͣ͛͘͠ :joy: ͚̞̠͎̰͙̹ ̵̫̪̫̪̹͍͚̬̘͕͙̰̬͔͑͐͗́̉͂̎̃ͪͯ̅̋ͯ̏̾̈a̢̼͍̲̼̭̤͈̯͔̪̍̂̓͛̍̇ͩ͑ͫ̃̌̋̊ͬ̓̇͒́̚̚͝͡ͅ ̡͔͖͂ͭ̓̾̾ͥ̂ͧ́͢͡ :joy: ͉̩̩͉̠͖͇͉̺̬͚̥͎͎̗ţ̶̴̡̡͕͈͍͚̩̞̤̥̱̯̤͈͙͚̭͉͓͂̒ͭ̀̓͒̒͑ͅr̪͎̹̹͚̝̥͚̙͕͗͂̑̒̎͐̽͂̽̔͋͆͒͋̂̒ͣ͛́o̢̠͍͚̼͙̬̙̹̥̭̼͚̖̘̭̲̫͛͂ͬ̎ͫ͒̾ͣ͒̽̍̑l̴̙̺̼̪̪̼̮͖̪̣̞̮͕͉̥̙͌ͮ̆̽̌́̆̈͞͞lͤ̔̇̾̓ͧ͆̑͒͒','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-13 16:56:06');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (27,'POTENTIALLY sign me the FUCK up :wave::eyes::wave::eyes::wave::eyes::wave::eyes::wave::eyes: average shit modera̷̶te sHit :wave: thats some ALright :wave::wave:shit right :wave::wave: th :wave: ere :wave::wave::wave: right :ok: there :ok: if i do ƽaү so my selｆ:ok: i say so :ok: that could be what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ :ok: :wave: :wave::wave:НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ :wave: :wave::wave: :wave: :ok: :wave: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :wave::wave:Not outstanding shit','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-13 16:56:46');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (28,':confused::triumph: How:question: many times :stopwatch: do I have :unamused: to say :speaking_head_in_silhouette: this:point_down::skin-tone-2:... :triumph::rage: VIDEO :clap::skin-tone-2: GAMES :rage::clap::skin-tone-2: :video_game: ARE :rage::clap::skin-tone-2: A :clap::skin-tone-2: SPORT! :soccer::ice_skate:‼️:imp::triumph::triumph::triumph:','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-13 16:57:36');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (29,'My girl 🤰:skin-tone-3:said \"your dick :eggplant:too small\":joy::clap::skin-tone-3:BITCH:joy::joy:!!! Wait till :sweat_smile:you see:eyes: my will :hushed:to live 🤣:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::ok_hand::skin-tone-2::sob::smirk:','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-13 16:58:32');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (30,'Yea drop :point_down::skin-tone-6::point_down::skin-tone-6:those pounds fatty :smiling_imp: become an ATHLETE :muscle::skin-tone-6::muscle::skin-tone-6::ok_hand::skin-tone-6: like me, a far superior being :hugging_face: that can run 300 times faster than the average man :runner::skin-tone-6::runner::skin-tone-6::runner::skin-tone-6::runner::skin-tone-6:, can leap infinitely higher, and eats his vegetables 🥦🥕:corn:. I am so fucking perfect man, fuck. :triumph::triumph::triumph::triumph::triumph:','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-13 17:00:17');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (31,'Haha! :joy: Think :open_mouth::thought_balloon: i :eye: trolled :dancer: yall, :smirk::sunglasses::sunglasses: It\'s :clock12::lips: aright :ok_hand:tho.:ok_hand: You :stuck_out_tongue:guys :man: can :sweat_drops: borrow My :man: cassete :minidisc: and :clap: figure out :100: how :100: to :sweat_drops: be :bee: cool :sunglasses: like :sparkling_heart: me :triumph::heart_eyes::triumph::sunglasses::joy::joy::joy::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops:','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-13 17:01:15');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (32,'I\'m:point_up: Harambe,:monkey: and this:point_down: is my zoo.:tiger2::crocodile::elephant: I live:monkey_face: here:raised_hands: with:point_right: my:see_no_evil: old:older_man: zookeeper:cop::lion_face: and banana,:banana::banana: Big:weary: Yellow.:banana::banana::banana: Everything:open_hands: in:arrow_down: here:hear_no_evil: has a heart:revolving_hearts: and:clap: a mind.:thinking_face: One1️⃣ thing:hugging_face: I\'ve learned:nerd_face: after 1️⃣7️⃣ years:speak_no_evil: - you:point_up_2: never:no_good: know WHAT:baby::skin-tone-6: is gonna come :sweat_drops::sweat_drops:over:arrow_heading_down: that fence.:construction::construction::skull_and_crossbones::gun:','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-13 17:03:16');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (33,'Stahp. :wave: :skin-tone-2: Don\'t Flirt Wit Meh. Do Yhu Not Know What In A:arrow_right: RELATIONSHIP:arrow_left: Means.? SMH.:wave: :skin-tone-2: I Am Loyal. :100: I Am In Love.:heartpulse: &amp;&amp; Nobody Gunna Come Between ME :sun_with_face::sun_with_face:&amp; :robot_face:CUMMYBOT :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: Stop Wit Yhur:sweat_drops::sweat_drops: Thirsty Asses Tryna:muscle::muscle: Hit Me Up On This SUB:facepunch::facepunch:, I Am Commited.:v: :skin-tone-3::ok_hand::skin-tone-3::100:','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-14 14:22:49');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (34,':ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::flag-nl::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes: goede schijt g౦eԁe :flag-nl: scHijt:ok_hand: dat is :heavy_check_mark: verdomd goede:ok_hand::ok_hand:schijt die je:ok_hand::ok_hand:daar hebt:ok_hand::ok_hand::ok_hand: daarzo :heavy_check_mark::heavy_check_mark: alƽ je het mij vraagt :flag-nl: :100: dat is waar ik het over heb, verdomd goed :flag-nl: (refrein: ᵛᵉʳᵈᵒᵐᵈ ᵍᵒᵉᵈ) mMMMMᎷМ:100: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand:НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:ok_hand: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand: :100: :ok_hand: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :ok_hand::ok_hand::flag-nl: Goede schijt','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-14 14:24:25');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (35,'CANCER to my EARS :-1::notes::-1::notes::-1::notes::-1::notes::-1::notes: bad song bæd song :-1: thats :no_entry_sign: a bad :-1::-1: song right :-1::-1: there :-1::-1::-1: right:no_entry_sign:there :no_entry_sign::no_entry_sign: if i do ƽaү so my self :x: i say so :x: thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus:ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) uGGGGGH :x::-1::-1::-1: NO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ :-1::-1::-1::-1::x::-1::notes::notes::notes::-1::-1: Bad song','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-14 14:24:37');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (36,':microscope::mag::microscope::mag::microscope::mag::microscope: microscopic shit micrOscOpic sHit:microscope: thats :eye: some microscopic:microscope::microscope: shit right:microscope::microscope: there:microscope::microscope::microscope: right:eye: there :eye::eye: if i do ƽaү so my self :eyeglasses: i say so :eyeglasses: thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ᶦᵗ\'ˢ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ:eyeglasses: :microscope::microscope::microscope: ZO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵐ:microscope::microscope::microscope::microscope::eyeglasses: :microscope::mag::microscope::microscope::microscope: Microscopic shit','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-14 14:25:10');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (37,':fork_and_knife::spaghetti::fork_and_knife::spaghetti::fork_and_knife::spaghetti::fork_and_knife::spaghetti::fork_and_knife::spaghetti: fresh pasta freSh pAsta:fork_and_knife: thats :heavy_check_mark: some fresh:fork_and_knife::fork_and_knife:pasta right:fork_and_knife::fork_and_knife:there:fork_and_knife::fork_and_knife::fork_and_knife: right:heavy_check_mark:there :heavy_check_mark::heavy_check_mark:if i do ƽaү so my self :100: i say so :100: thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ:100: :fork_and_knife::fork_and_knife: :fork_and_knife:НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:fork_and_knife: :fork_and_knife::fork_and_knife: :fork_and_knife: :100: :fork_and_knife: :spaghetti::spaghetti::spaghetti: :fork_and_knife::fork_and_knife:Fresh pasta','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-14 14:25:18');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (38,'\n:ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes: fuck you f∪ck yO∪:ok_hand: doot0 :heavy_check_mark: fuck:ok_hand::ok_hand:you fUCK:ok_hand::ok_hand:doot0:ok_hand::ok_hand::ok_hand: do:heavy_check_mark:ot0 :heavy_check_mark::heavy_check_mark:if i do ƽaү so my self :100: i say so :100: thats what im f∪ck you right there right there do౦t0 (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ:100: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand:DO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒt0:ok_hand: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand: :100: :ok_hand: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :ok_hand::ok_hand:Fuck you','U5TPVS84E','2017-12-14 14:26:00');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (39,':gun::eyes::gun::eyes::gun::eyes::gun::eyes::gun::eyes: illegal shit illegal sHit:gun: thats :heavy_check_mark: some illegal:gun::gun:shit right:gun::gun:there:gun::gun::gun: right:heavy_check_mark:there :heavy_check_mark::heavy_check_mark:if i do ƽaү so my self :100: i say so :100: thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ:100: :gun: :gun: :gun:WeeEEeeeWOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:gun: :gun: :gun: :gun: :100: :gun: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :gun: :gun: illegal shit','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-14 14:26:23');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (40,':alien::eye::alien::eye::alien::eye: illuminati confirmed illuminati cOnfirMed :eye:thats :crystal_ball: some illuminati:eye::eye:confirmed right:alien::alien:th :eye: ere:alien::alien::alien: right:eye:there :eye::eye:if i do ƽaү so my selｆ :crystal_ball: i say so :crystal_ball: thats what im conspririn about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ:alien: :crystal_ball::crystal_ball:НO0ΔଠＯΔＯΔOΔଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:alien::alien::alien: :alien: :crystal_ball: :alien: :eye::eye::eye: illuminati confirmed','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-14 14:26:52');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (41,':ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes: overused emoji ౦veruseԁ eMoji:ok_hand: those are :heavy_check_mark: some overused:ok_hand::ok_hand:emoji right:ok_hand::ok_hand:there:ok_hand::ok_hand::ok_hand: right:heavy_check_mark:there :heavy_check_mark::heavy_check_mark:if i do ƽaү so my self :100: i say so :100: thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ:100: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand:НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:ok_hand: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand: :100: :ok_hand: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :ok_hand::ok_hand:Overused emoji','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-14 14:27:37');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (42,':cop::skin-tone-2::man_with_gua_pi_mao::skin-tone-6::cop::skin-tone-2::man_with_gua_pi_mao::skin-tone-6::cop::skin-tone-2::man_with_gua_pi_mao::skin-tone-6::cop::skin-tone-2::man_with_gua_pi_mao::skin-tone-6: racist shit racist sHit:cop::skin-tone-2: thats :heavy_check_mark: some racist:cop::skin-tone-2::man_with_gua_pi_mao::skin-tone-6:shit right:cop::skin-tone-2::man_with_gua_pi_mao::skin-tone-6:there:man_with_gua_pi_mao::skin-tone-6::gun::cop::skin-tone-2: right:heavy_check_mark:there :heavy_check_mark::heavy_check_mark:if i do ƽaү so my self :100: i say so :100: thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ:100: :man_with_gua_pi_mao::skin-tone-6::man_with_gua_pi_mao::skin-tone-6: :gun::cop::skin-tone-2:НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:man_with_gua_pi_mao::skin-tone-6: :gun::cop::skin-tone-2::cop::skin-tone-2: :100: :man_with_gua_pi_mao::skin-tone-6::gun::cop::skin-tone-2::cop::skin-tone-2::cop::skin-tone-2: :man_with_gua_pi_mao::skin-tone-6::cop::skin-tone-2:racist shit','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-14 14:28:23');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (43,':gun::gun::biohazard_sign::radioactive_sign:daNGerous shit:gun: :radioactive_sign:dangerous :smoking:shit :syringe: tHats some:gun: :biohazard_sign: d angerous sHit :gun::gun: right :syringe:thEre (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mmmMMmMMmmm:syringe::syringe: :smoking::smoking::smoking::smoking:HOOoOooOOooOOOOoooooooo:gun::biohazard_sign::radioactive_sign::radioactive_sign::radioactive_sign::radioactive_sign: DangerOus shit :radioactive_sign::radioactive_sign::gun::radioactive_sign: DanGerouS sh1t :smoking:tHats somE :smoking: dangRous shit:syringe: r ight the:syringe:re :smoking::smoking: if i dosay so my :smoking:sel f :gun:i say so :syringe: :syringe: tha ts what im talk in:syringe:g about right th:radioactive_sign:ere right there:radioactive_sign:(chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMmmMMMM:radioactive_sign::gun::gun::gun:HOOOOOOOOOOOooOoO:biohazard_sign::radioactive_sign::radioactive_sign::radioactive_sign::gun::biohazard_sign: Dangerous Shit','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-14 14:28:31');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (44,'What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-15 12:22:20');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (45,'Xibu uif gvdl eje zpv kvtu gvdljoh tbz bcpvu nf, zpv mjuumf cjudi? J’mm ibwf zpv lopx J hsbevbufe upq pg nz dmbtt jo uif Obwz Tfbmt, boe J’wf cffo jowpmwfe jo ovnfspvt tfdsfu sbjet po Bm-Rvbfeb, boe J ibwf pwfs 300 dpogjsnfe ljmmt. J bn usbjofe jo hpsjmmb xbsgbsf boe J’n uif upq tojqfs jo uif foujsf VT bsnfe gpsdft. Zpv bsf opuijoh up nf cvu kvtu bopuifs ubshfu. J xjmm xjqf zpv uif gvdl pvu xjui qsfdjtjpo uif mjlft pg xijdi ibt ofwfs cffo tffo cfgpsf po uijt Fbsui, nbsl nz gvdljoh xpset. Zpv uijol zpv dbo hfu bxbz xjui tbzjoh uibu tiju up nf pwfs uif Joufsofu? Uijol bhbjo, gvdlfs. Bt xf tqfbl J bn dpoubdujoh nz tfdsfu ofuxpsl pg tqjft bdsptt uif VTB boe zpvs JQ jt cfjoh usbdfe sjhiu opx tp zpv cfuufs qsfqbsf gps uif tupsn, nbhhpu. Uif tupsn uibu xjqft pvu uif qbuifujd mjuumf uijoh zpv dbmm zpvs mjgf. Zpv’sf gvdljoh efbe, lje. J dbo cf bozxifsf, bozujnf, boe J dbo ljmm zpv jo pwfs tfwfo ivoesfe xbzt, boe uibu’t kvtu xjui nz cbsf iboet. Opu pomz bn J fyufotjwfmz usbjofe jo vobsnfe dpncbu, cvu J ibwf bddftt up uif foujsf bstfobm pg uif Vojufe Tubuft Nbsjof Dpsqt boe J xjmm vtf ju up jut gvmm fyufou up xjqf zpvs njtfsbcmf btt pgg uif gbdf pg uif dpoujofou, zpv mjuumf tiju. Jg pomz zpv dpvme ibwf lopxo xibu voipmz sfusjcvujpo zpvs mjuumf “dmfwfs” dpnnfou xbt bcpvu up csjoh epxo vqpo zpv, nbzcf zpv xpvme ibwf ifme zpvs gvdljoh upohvf. Cvu zpv dpvmeo’u, zpv ejeo’u, boe opx zpv’sf qbzjoh uif qsjdf, zpv hpeebno jejpu. J xjmm tiju gvsz bmm pwfs zpv boe zpv xjmm espxo jo ju. Zpv’sf gvdljoh efbe, ljeep.','U5TPVS84E','2017-12-15 12:22:55');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (46,':joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::100::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-15 12:24:01');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (47,'Having :clap: sex :clap: with :clap: a :clap: girl :clap: is :clap: GAY. :clap: Half :clap: of :clap: her :clap: chromosomes :clap: are :clap: from :clap: her :clap: dad :clap: and :clap: half :clap: of :clap: her :clap: chromosomes :clap: are :clap: from :clap: her :clap: mom. :clap: But :clap: so :clap: are :clap: yours. :clap: Therefore, :clap: every :clap: time :clap: you :clap: have :clap: sex :clap: it’s :clap: 50% :clap: gay :clap: and :clap: 50% :clap: straight. :clap: So :clap: if :clap: u :clap: ain’t :clap: bi :clap: then :clap: quit :clap: having :clap: sex. :clap: Y’all :clap: motherfuckers :clap: make :clap: me :clap: sick.','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-15 12:24:34');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (48,'When :stopwatch: my daddy :man::skin-tone-3: spanks :wave::peach: me I get moist :sweat_drops: I get moist!:droplet:\n\nWhen he :eggplant: gives me cummies :umbrella_with_rain_drops: I rejoice :raised_hands: I rejoice! :tada:\n\n:musical_note:Oo°°oOo°h yes! :smile_cat: my :yum:daddy :man::skin-tone-3: he’s the best! :top: I love :hearts: to ride him :bicyclist::skin-tone-2:‍♀️ cowgirl🤸:skin-tone-2:‍♀️:person_with_blond_hair::skin-tone-2:‍♀️ so I squirt :sweat_drops: upon he chest :muscle:\n\nMm҉̱̪̮͖̣͕m̤͕̹ḿ͎͔͖̠̹M̪͎̦͖ͅM̙̹̥̥̮̭M͈ when he :man::skin-tone-3: hit :clap: that spot :ok_hand: I scream! :dizzy_face: I scream! :icecream::weary:\n\nHnngggg Hnnggggggg Hnnnnggggggg Oh yea! x3','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-15 12:24:53');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (49,'And its all because of feminists. Some years ago girls were like “videogames? God, you are such a loser”. But now look, Twitch is flooded with girls showing themselves, feminists are making hysteria because of something they didn’t like in the videogame, and everywhere they try to lobby their control. How many times did you see male main or playable characters without cool torso or fit arse? MGS, Genji, Deadpool, and so on. There are a lot of problems despite Tracer standing so that it turns me on and gets you to be so envy of her. The dictature of minorities','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-15 12:25:56');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (50,'brew :new_moon_with_face::new_moon::crescent_moon::crescent_moon::new_moon_with_face::new_moon::moon-ash: moon:spacer:moon shit moon:spacer:MoON shiT :new_moon_with_face: thats :moon-ash: some moon:spacer:moon :crescent_moon::new_moon: shit right :new_moon::moon-ash: there :moon-ash::crescent_moon::crescent_moon: right :moon-ash: there :crescent_moon::crescent_moon: if i do say so myself :new_moon_with_face: i say so :crescent_moon: thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ :crescent_moon::new_moon_with_face::crescent_moon::new_moon_with_face: ZO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵐ: :new_moon::new_moon_with_face::moon-ash::moon-ash::new_moon::crescent_moon::moon-ash::moon-ash::new_moon::new_moon: moon:spacer:moon shit','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-15 12:29:01');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (51,':grey_question:What:grey_question:the fuck :rage::rage: did you just fucking say about me, you little :dog2:bitch:dog2:? I’ll have you know I graduated :mortar_board::mortar_board: top:top: of my class in the :ship:Navy:ship: Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous :hushed:secret:hushed: raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over:exclamation::exclamation: 300 :exclamation::exclamation: confirmed :skull: kills :skull:. I am trained in gorilla :monkey::monkey: :boom:warfare :boom: and I’m the :top:top:top: sniper in the entire US :gun: armed :gun: forces :cop::cop::cop:. You are nothing to me but just :dart: another :dart: target :dart:. I will wipe :x: you :x: the :x: fuck :x: out with :eyes: precision :dart::dart: the likes of which has never been :eyes: seen :eyes: before on this :earth_americas:Earth:earth_americas:, mark :rage: my :rage: fucking :rage: words :rage:. You think you can :eyes: get away :eyes:with saying that shit to me over the Internet :computer:? Think again, fucker. :-1::-1::-1: As we speak I am contacting my :globe_with_meridians: secret network :globe_with_meridians: of spies :eyes::eyes::eyes: across the USA and your IP :globe_with_meridians: is being traced :clock7: right now :clock1230: so you better prepare for the :umbrella_with_rain_drops:storm :umbrella_with_rain_drops:, maggot :bug::bug::bug:. The storm :zap::zap::zap: that wipes out the :joy: pathetic :joy: little thing you call your life. You’re :skull: fucking :skull::skull::skull: dead :skull::skull::skull:, kid. I can be anywhere :earth_americas::earth_asia::earth_africa:, anytime :clock1230::clock6::clock1130:, and I can :skull: kill :skull: you:skull: in over :1234: seven :1234: hundred :1234: ways :page_with_curl:, and that’s just with my :hand::hand: bare hands:hand::hand:. Not only am I extensively trained in :facepunch:unarmed :facepunch: combat :facepunch:, but I have access to the entire arsenal :gun::gun::gun: of the United States :cop::cop::cop: Marine Corps :cop::cop::cop: and I will use it to its full extent to :skull: wipe :skull: your :skull: miserable :skull: ass :skull: off the face of the continent :earth_americas::earth_americas:, you little :hankey:shit :hankey:. If only you could have known :dizzy_face::dizzy_face: what :smiling_imp:unholy :smiling_imp: retribution your little “clever” comment :page_facing_up::page_facing_up: was about to :-1:bring :-1: down :-1: upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue:tongue::tongue::tongue:. But you couldn’t :x:, you didn’t:x:, and now you’re paying the price:heavy_dollar_sign::heavy_dollar_sign::heavy_dollar_sign:, you goddamn idiot. I will :hankey: shit :hankey: fury :rage::rage::rage: all over you and you will :scream::scream::scream: drown :scream::scream::scream:in it. You’re :skull: fucking :skull: dead :skull:, kiddo. :skull::skull::skull:','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-15 12:56:38');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (52,':ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes: tastefully crafted content tastefully cRafted content:ok_hand: thats :heavy_check_mark: some tastefully crafted:ok_hand::ok_hand:content which i have found in such a:ok_hand::ok_hand:location:ok_hand::ok_hand::ok_hand: in :heavy_check_mark:s:ok_hand:uch a location:heavy_check_mark::heavy_check_mark:if i myself should be the very person to posit this :100: then posit this i must :100: this is precisely the sentiment i wish so earnestly to convey in such a location in such a location (conglomeration of humans gathered for the sole purpose of making music with their vocal cords: ᶦⁿ ˢᵘᶜʰ ᵃ ˡᵒᶜᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ) now i shall proceed to emit questionably suggestive sounds of approval:100: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand:and here are some more of these sounds:ok_hand: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand: :100: :ok_hand: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :ok_hand::ok_hand:Tastefully crafted content','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-15 12:58:23');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (53,'Do:hand: not :cold_sweat: eat :ok_hand: fish :fish: after :no_mouth: u :hushed: drink water :beer: bc :cold_sweat: it can :ghost: swim in :swimmer: ur stomach :open_mouth: and u will :astonished: feel :confused: gulugulu in ur stomach :sweat::flushed::smirk_cat:','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-15 14:53:25');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (54,':loud_sound::loud_sound::rotating_light::rotating_light:WARNING:loud_sound::rotating_light::rotating_light:WARNING:rotating_light::rotating_light::loud_sound:THIS IS A :frog:DANK :alien:MEME:exclamation::exclamation: :frog:ALERT. INCOMING :frog:DANK :alien:MEME:frog: :open_hands::ok_hand:HEADING STRAIGHT :rocket::rocket:YOUR WAY. :soon::point_up_2::point_up_2::point_up_2:PLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONS:construction::construction: NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS :frog:DANK :alien:MEME:exclamation::exclamation: :frog: :volcano::volcano::volcano: .BUCKLE UP:wheelchair::wheelchair::wheelchair: THEM SEATBELTS:cop::cop:,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENT:no_mobile_phones::no_mobile_phones: AND LOOSEN THAT ANUS:tongue::tongue::peach::peach::peach::doughnut::doughnut::hankey::hankey: CUZ THIS MEME JUST CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE :smoking::smoking: :maple_leaf::factory::maple_leaf::factory::maple_leaf::smoking::smoking:DANK FACTORY.','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-15 14:54:07');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (55,'A good few years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn\'t know Joseph THAT well, don\'t even remember where he was from, but let\' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriendApparently they\'d bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never <http://could.In|could.In> conclusion, if it hadn\'t been for cotton eye Joe, I\'d have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?','U5T42GE81','2017-12-16 13:24:54');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (56,'What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the :ok_hand::eyes: good shit go౦ԁ sHit:ok_hand: academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on :-1:Baaddd ShIT:-1::-1::-1: :-1:, and I have over 300 confirmed (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ):ok_hand::eyes:. I am trained in :ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes: warfare and I’m the top shiter in the entire US armed mMMMMᎷМ:100: :ok_hand:. You are nothing to me but just another Baaa AaAadDddD Sh1t :-1:. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, :100: thats what im talking about right there right there . You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of go౦ԁ sHit:ok_hand: across the USA and your IP is being traced right:ok_hand::ok_hand:there:ok_hand::ok_hand::ok_hand: right:heavy_check_mark:there :heavy_check_mark:, so :heavy_check_mark:if i do ƽaү so my self :100: i say so :100:, you better prepare for the storm, НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:ok_hand:. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, I could be right:ok_hand::ok_hand:there:ok_hand::ok_hand::ok_hand: right:heavy_check_mark:there :heavy_check_mark: and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ). Not only am I extensively trained in mMMMMᎷМ:100: :ok_hand: combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States :ok_hand: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand: :100: :ok_hand: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :ok_hand::ok_hand:Good shit Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little BAAaAaAaAd shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking :ok_hand::ok_hand:shit. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:ok_hand: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand: :100: :ok_hand: :eyes: :eyes: .','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-16 19:00:58');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (57,':strawberry::pineapple::apple::peach::strawberry::green_apple::banana: fresh:spacer:fruity:spacer:fruit shit FReSH:spacer:FrUiTY:spacer:fRUiT ShIt :pineapple: thats :peach: some fresh:spacer:fruity:spacer:fruit :green_apple::cherries: shit right :peach::green_apple: there :watermelon::tangerine::lemon: right :apple: there :tomato::tomato: if i do say so myself :banana: i say so :apple: thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ :lemon::melon::melon::tangerine: ZO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵐ: :strawberry::tomato::green_apple::green_apple::pineapple::tangerine::pineapple::watermelon::apple::watermelon: fresh:spacer:fruity:spacer:fruit shit','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-18 11:32:25');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (58,'Gift me the FUCK up:gift::christmas_tree::santa::gift::christmas_tree::santa::gift::christmas_tree::santa:Christmas shit Christmas sHit:santa:thats :confetti_ball:some Christmas:confetti_ball::confetti_ball:shit right:santa::gift::christmas_tree:th :santa:ere:gift::christmas_tree::santa: right:confetti_ball:there :santa::gift:if i do ƽaү so my selｆ :confetti_ball: i say so :confetti_ball:thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ:confetti_ball: :gift::santa::christmas_tree:НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ :santa::gift::christmas_tree::santa::confetti_ball: :santa: :gift::christmas_tree::confetti_ball::santa:Christmas shit','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-18 15:36:39');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (59,':christmas_tree::eyes::christmas_tree::eyes::christmas_tree::eyes::christmas_tree::eyes::christmas_tree::eyes: holly jolly shit HolLy joLLy sHit:christmas_tree: thats :bell: some Holly:ok_hand::ok_hand: Jolly :bell::bell: shit right:christmas_tree::christmas_tree:th :christmas_tree: ere:christmas_tree::christmas_tree::christmas_tree: right:bell:there :bell::bell:if i do ƽaү so my selｆ :gift: i say so :gift: thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: deck the halls) mMMMMᎷМ:gift: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand:НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:ok_hand: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand: :100: :ok_hand: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :ok_hand::ok_hand: Merry Christmas','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-18 15:37:21');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (60,'sign me the FUCK up :christmas_tree::santa::christmas_tree::santa::christmas_tree::santa::christmas_tree::santa::christmas_tree::santa: jolly tidings jolly tiDings:christmas_tree:thats :gift: some jolly:christmas_tree::christmas_tree:tidings right:christmas_tree:th :christmas_tree: ere:christmas_tree::christmas_tree::christmas_tree:right:gift:there :gift::gift: if i do ƽaү so my selｆ :gift: i say so :gift: thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ:gift: :christmas_tree::christmas_tree::christmas_tree:НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:christmas_tree::christmas_tree::christmas_tree::christmas_tree::gift: :christmas_tree: :santa: :santa: :santa: :christmas_tree::christmas_tree:jolly tidings','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-18 15:37:32');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (61,':snowflake::santa::snowflake::santa::christmas_tree::santa::snowman_without_snow::snowflake::santa::snowflake: festive shit festive sHit :christmas_tree: that’s :heavy_check_mark: some :snowflake::snowflake: shit right :snowflake::snowflake:th :santa: ere :snowflake::snowman_without_snow: :snowflake: right :heavy_check_mark: there :heavy_check_mark::heavy_check_mark: if i do ƽaү so my selｆ :christmas_tree: i say so :christmas_tree: that’s what i’m talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ :christmas_tree: :snowflake::snowman_without_snow::snowflake::snowman_without_snow: НOH0ОଠHＯOHOОଠHଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:snowflake: :snowflake: :snowman_without_snow::snowflake: :christmas_tree: :snowflake: :santa::santa: :santa: :snowflake::snowflake: festive shit','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-18 15:37:42');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (62,'sign me the FUCK up :ok_hand::gift::eyes::gift::ok_hand::gift::eyes::ok_hand::gift::eyes::ok_hand::gift::eyes::ok_hand::gift::eyes: merry shit h0lidAy sHit:ok_hand::christmas_tree: thats :heavy_check_mark::christmas_tree: some festive:ok_hand::christmas_tree::ok_hand:shit right:ok_hand::santa::skin-tone-4::ok_hand:th :santa::skin-tone-4::ok_hand: ere:ok_hand::angel::skin-tone-3::ok_hand::santa::skin-tone-4::ok_hand: right:santa::skin-tone-4::heavy_check_mark:there :heavy_check_mark::gift::heavy_check_mark:if i do ƽaү so my selｆ :100: i say so :100: thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ:100: :ok_hand::gift::ok_hand::christmas_tree: :ok_hand:НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:ok_hand: :santa::skin-tone-4::ok_hand::christmas_tree::ok_hand: :angel::skin-tone-3::ok_hand: :100: :ok_hand: :eyes: :angel::skin-tone-3::eyes: :gift::eyes: :ok_hand::ok_hand:FeStivE:christmas_tree: shit merrY stuff :santa::skin-tone-4:НOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ :ok_hand:НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:ok_hand:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-18 15:37:52');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (63,':joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:\n\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::100::100::100::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n\n:joy::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::joy:\n\n:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-18 17:26:38');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (64,'IM DELETING YOU, JEREMY!:sob::wave: ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....\n\n████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....\n\n███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....\n\n███████████] 99% complete.....\n\n:no_entry_sign:ERROR!:no_entry_sign: :100:True:100: :heavy_check_mark:Corbyns:dancer::older_man: are irreplaceable :sparkling_heart:I could never delete you Jeremy!:sparkling_heart: Send this to ten other :older_man::dancer:Corbyns:older_man::dancer: who give you :sparkling_heart::+1:socialism:sparkling_heart::+1: Or never get called :tulip::blossom:progressive:tulip::blossom: again :no_entry_sign::cry::-1::cry::-1: If you get 0 Back: privatised NHS for you :no_entry_sign::hospital::no_entry_sign::hospital: 3 back: you\'re progressive☭:sparkling_heart:☭ 5 back: you #FEELTHEBYN ☭:sparkling_heart:☭ 10+ back: Tony Blair goes to the Hague!:two_hearts:☭:two_hearts::heart::kiss::couple_with_heart::heart::kiss::couple_with_heart:','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-18 17:29:28');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (65,':salt-shake:\n:sad-enrique: &lt;( pls no )','U5TPVS84E','2017-12-19 12:00:13');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (66,'u are :point_up_2:11️⃣ fucking:weary: cheeky🤢 kunt:joy_cat: mate8️⃣ i swear🤞 i :eye:am goin:arrows_counterclockwise: 2 2️⃣wreck :facepunch:u:point_up_2: i:eye: swear🤞 on my mums :older_woman:life and i:eye: no:no_good:‍♀️ u:point_up_2: are ®️scared :scream:lil bitch:dog: gettin your mates 8️⃣to send me :hugging_face:messages :memo:saying dont :no_entry_sign:meet 🥩up coz u :point_up_2:r sum big bastard:woman-woman-boy: with muscles :muscle:lol fuckin :weary:sad :sleepy:mate 8️⃣really sad:disappointed_relieved: jus shows :tv:what🤨 a:a: scared:scream: lil gay :rainbow:boy:baby:u :point_up_2:are ®️and whats 🤷‍♀️all this crap:hankey: ur mates 8️⃣sendin me about sum bodybuildin :muscle:website :computer:that 1 1️⃣of your :point_up_2:faverite :grin:places :synagogue:to look:eyes: at men :older_man:u:point_up_2: lil :ok_hand:fuckin :weary:gay :rainbow:boy :baby:fone :telephone_receiver:me 🤚if u got da balls :basketball:cheeky 🤢prick 🦔see ©️if u :point_up_2:can step:ice_skate: up :up:lil queer:rainbow:','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-19 12:27:45');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (67,'Oh sorry :see_no_evil: some people :couple: started working :construction_worker::construction_worker:‍♀️after 4th grade :school::school_satchel: asswipe. You :point_right: probably sit in college :mortar_board: all day :sunny:, smoking :smoking: weed :shamrock::herb:, drinking alcohol :beer::wine_glass::cocktail:and taking every fucking drug:pill: in existence :world_map::globe_with_meridians: and now you :point_right:think:thinking_face::thought_balloon: you are fucking better :arrow_up: than people :couple: who worked :construction_worker::construction_worker:‍♀️fucking hard :muscle::skin-tone-2: since they are fourteen :underage:. Oh, you :point_right:ask why some people :couple:haven\'t reached fifth grade:school::school_satchel: even though they are fourteen :underage:?!?? Well, some people actually THINK :thinking_face::thought_balloon: about what the teacher :man:‍:school: tells :speech_balloon: them and try to make sense out of it to discover hidden :see_no_evil: secrets of LIFE 🦋. But suckers like you :point_right: just sit in class :school:, suck :wind_blowing_face: it up and vomit 🤢 it out when it comes to exams :memo:. Have you :point_right: ever wondered :thinking_face: how addition :heavy_plus_sign: works??? Why some letters :ab: look :eyes:different than others????? I thought :thought_balloon: not :no_entry_sign:. You :point_right: just sit there, browse reddit :alien:, do drugs :pill: and think :thought_balloon: you :point_right: are a better :arrow_up: person :walking: just because you :point_right: finished :end: school :school::school_satchel:. Just because you :point_right: can type :writing_hand:out comments on your :point_right: own and don\'t :no_entry_sign: need your :point_right:mother :older_woman: to do it for you :point_right: doesn\'t :no_entry_sign: mean you :point_right:are better :arrow_up: than me. It works :construction_worker:‍♀️:construction_worker:my way very well :+1:. So fuck you :point_right: and your :point_right: arrogant attitude towards people :couple: who dont :no_entry_sign: finish :end: middle school :school::school_satchel:. You :point_right: better not :no_entry_sign: visit McDonald\'s :fries::hamburger: anymore, cause I will ask :question: my boss :sunglasses: to ask :question: his boss :sunglasses: to kick your :point_right: bitch ass out right fucking away. Bye :wave::rage::rage::rage::angry::angry::angry::weary::angry::rage:.','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-19 12:28:09');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (68,'I love how libtarded :bust_in_silhouette:cucks:two_men_holding_hands: like the most basic looking girls:information_desk_person: without zero intelligence. Be like me I fucking love girls that look cute:princess: and unique:bride_with_veil:. And don\'t get me even started on my fetish of highly :space_invader:intelligent :heart_eyes:women. Ah there are only so many things better than a girls :tongue:gagging:kiss::sweat_drops: on your :eggplant:c:heart_eyes_cat:ck:eggplant: as she\'s explaining quantum mechanics, the dangers of postmodernism the cancer that\'s feminism. :heart_eyes::heart_eyes: I\'m happy.:nose::tongue: :tongue:also eating:lips::tongue::kiss: her ass:peach:. hahah:heart_eyes::heart_eyes: ecks dee :joy: :joy: :sob: :skull:','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-19 12:28:59');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (69,'Bro :man-kiss-man: you :point_right: ever busted :eggplant::sweat_drops: a nut 🥜 before :thinking_face:. Now I ain’t speaking:triumph: about no :x: cum 🤤 nut 🥜 nor a nut of the mind 🧠. I am speaking 🤬 about truly becoming one :point_up: with Mother Gaia :evergreen_tree:and escaping 🤫 the bonds :cop::skin-tone-2:‍♂️ of space :comet: and time :alarm_clock:. Believe :raised_hands: me :triumph: when I say this 🤯 but if you ain’t :rage: shot the cosmos :sparkles: outta your dick :eggplant: before then quite frankly :point_right: you’re :eyes: a virgin 🧕 bud :see_no_evil:','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-20 14:02:15');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (70,':point_up:One 1️⃣ day :date::calendar: at work :woman:‍:briefcase::office: I got a call :iphone::telephone_receiver::phone: warning :speaking_head_in_silhouette::speaking_head_in_silhouette::right_anger_bubble::exclamation:me :woman:‍:briefcase: and my coworkers :man:‍:briefcase::woman:‍:computer::man:‍:computer::woman:‍⚕️ that there was a :scream: snake :snake::snake::snake::exclamation: at the back :back: door :door: :sweat_smile::scream::scream::triumph::weary:\n\nThe call :iphone:was from :speaking_head_in_silhouette: our supervisor :man:‍⚕️ who upon seeing :eyes: the snake :snake::eyes::scream: had fled :runner: in his car :car::oncoming_automobile::oncoming_taxi: and :heavy_plus_sign: only thought :thinking_face::thought_balloon: to warn :speaking_head_in_silhouette::right_anger_bubble::exclamation:the rest of us :woman:‍:briefcase::man:‍:computer::man:‍⚕️:woman:‍:computer::woman:‍⚕️ after getting :arrow_right: a few blocks :city_sunset::city_sunrise::house_buildings: away :motorway::scream::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:🤣:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::sweat_smile::scream::snake::eyes::scream::scream::sob:','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-20 14:02:58');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (71,'If :thinking_face::point_up: you :point_right::baby: start :footprints: playing :person_with_ball::skin-tone-3:‍♀️:video_game::sweat_drops: “All Star” :star2::star::dizzy: by Smash :boom::facepunch::sweat_drops: Mouth :lips: on December :date: 31st :tada: at 04:20:59:alarm_clock::wind_blowing_face:, the “HEY:raising_hand:‍♂️ NOW:point_up::clock1:” in :point_right::ok_hand: the song :notes::eggplant::musical_note: will be :bee:perfectly :peach: synced :swimmer::skin-tone-2:‍♀️:dancers:‍♂️ with the switch:couple_with_heart: from 2017:point_left: to :point_right:2018 at midnight:new_moon_with_face::sweat_drops::sparkler:. Which :woman:‍:mortar_board: is a great :+1::ok_hand::muscle: way to end:end::peach: and start :checkered_flag: the year :chart_with_upwards_trend::date::confetti_ball:.','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-20 14:03:25');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (72,'One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. This kid wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.','U5T0J1UHY','2017-12-20 14:03:40');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (73,'I can tell you don\'t live in a strict house. My parents were like the SEC of porn patrol. Had me thinking of near-ingenious ways of hiding my porn. Your amateurism makes me sick. I bet you don\'t even have a file shredder. Pfft. You\'re a joke. I bet my dog could hide all the bitch porn he watches way better than you. He\'s a champion, my dog. Golden Retriever. Got a cock like Hercules. Smooth fur. Shiny. He loves bones. I throw a bone for him, I don\'t even have to yell fetch. Dog just goes on and gits it. I bet he wouldn\'t even put porn in his religion folder. He\'s smart. Not dumb. You\'re dumb.','U5T0J1UHY','2017-12-20 14:04:25');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (74,' I fucking hate you all. You\'re all a bunch of useless, autistic weaboo cunts. All you do all day is masturbate your fucking short dick, watch shitty Japanese cartoons and post nonsense on this stupid god damned board. What is this board even for? Have you seen the shit these retards post here? Its all post humor hipster nonsense. Why can’t you just laugh at shit normal people find funny? Why do you feel the need to be so fucking different and unique that you have to come to this stupid fucking website for your kicks? Is it because you didn’t have any friends in school? Is that it? You can’t just go on Facebook and lnstagram and look at your dumb memes like everyone else, oh no, that would make you a “normie.” So instead you come here of all places, to unload your unfunny trash onto the internet and circle jerk your dumb buddies cocks off. You make me sick. Reply this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.','U5T0J1UHY','2017-12-20 14:04:43');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (75,'It amazes me that so many allegedly \"educated\" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that santa happens to come to our house, showing itself in neat, 1-year cycles -- with the same amount of presents all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the capitalists have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy\'s Roommate? God Almighty!)\n\nDocumentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the capitalists have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Amazon Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect children from hundreds of kilometers up. That\'s right, neighbors .. the next time you\'re out in the backyard exercising your gift giving rights, the capitalists will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between an Xbox and a ps4! And when they detect you with a gift, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.\n\nOf course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the capitalists can\'t control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That\'s where \"santas workshop\" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, \"Santa\'s workshop\" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of dollars of presents. Piloted by key members of the capitalist community,, \"santa\" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!\n\nYes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of \"santa\" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed \"Santa is real\", he may as well have said \"the tooth fairy is real.\" The subsequent faking of a \"santa\" visits on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by capitalists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when christmas happens.','U5T0J1UHY','2017-12-20 14:07:49');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (76,'I\'m honestly serious y\'all, having a boner is like the worst shit that can happen to you. If you have a boner and you fall you could break your dick and now how do you think you can piss? OK, next a boner is an abomination, every time I get a bboner my blood rushes to me cock and I get lightheaded. Boners are also inconvenient cuz whenever my gf and I make out it always pokes her, she thinks it\'s funny but she\'s ignorant and doesn\'t know much about the human anatomy. Boners are also a liability because whenever I go crossdressing they always see my boner hanging out of my skirt and think i\'m some kind of fucking trap? Traps are gay, not crossdressers. Jesus, learn your boner facts.','U5T0J1UHY','2017-12-20 14:08:26');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (77,'If I had a penis I would tuck it up in between my legs. Then i would tape it and hot glue it and would wear a thong. I would then wear and wig and go ont the streets late at night, pretending to be a teenage hooker, and would offer my body to the first man I saw. It turns out that the man was a police officer and took me in. I was so nervous that when he asked me my name, I gave him a fake. Later in the evening, a female officer preformed a strip search on me. Everything was okay untill she found the cottage cheese. I had spread some cottage cheese over the tape to disguise the tape, and some of it had dripped down my left leg. When she came across the cottage cheese, she soon found the tape, and it was all over. Or at least i thought it was. She slowly pulled of the tape, a few chunks of congealed cottage cheese rolled to the floor, and the rest. Honey, the rest is history.','U5T0J1UHY','2017-12-20 14:08:54');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (78,'Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Arcanine The Wise? I thought not. It\'s not a story the gym leaders would tell you. It\'s a Pokemon legend. Darth Arcanine was a very good boi of the pokemon, so good and so fluffy that you couldn\'t resist not to pet him... He had such knowledge of being good, he could even make people pet the ones he cared about. Being good is a pathway to many survival tactics some consider unnatural. He became such a good boi... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he passed all his genes to his son, then his son became an even more good boi than him. Ironic. He could be a good boi, but not the goodest boi.','U5T0J1UHY','2017-12-20 14:10:13');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (79,'I\'ve struggled with erectile dysfunction for years, I did everything i could to stop it. First step was of course pills, but they were no help and I got bad side effects. I tried doing it in public, it was my favourite fantasy but it stayed flaccid. I traveled the world, wasted my money on the most beautiful prostitutes money could buy, but alas nothing not even a halfie. I gave up, I thought there was nothing possible, I\'ve sat wasted my life away for 2 years since thinking there was no point. I had scheduled to kill myself next week, but i happened to come across this and I owe my life to you cause this got my penis harder than I could have ever imagined.','U5T0J1UHY','2017-12-20 14:12:32');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (80,'we were playing games in my room with my friends apart from one of the guys, who was a friend my best friend bought along with him. He\'s a big sony fan and since i only had a wii u the whole night he was scoffing and rolling his eyes.\n\neventually it came to us playing smash bros, and he didnt wanna play. we asked him why and he said he hated it.\n\nthen he got exposed since my best friend was like, \"yeah but you told me ur favourite game was playstation all stars\" and then he was like, \"yeah cause all stars isnt full of childish characters that only appeal to pedos like you\"\n\nas soon as he said that i confronted him, and he pushed me. and basically we ended up fighting.\n\nthe guy then spat in my face and called me a virgin and then he kicked my wii u. my other friend pushed him on the floor so hard he fell face flat. he didnt move for about a few seconds and we got real scared. we picked him up and he wasnt moving, blood all over his face. his face smashed right into the wii u.\n\nafter a few seconds he started waking up and we were so relieved. he completely forgot what happened lol. We called an ambulance etc etc. everything was fine.\n\nits been a full day now and apparently he is still chatting crap about me for liking nintendo.\n\npermalinkembedsavereportgive goldreply','U5T0J1UHY','2017-12-20 14:12:42');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (81,'The epiphany came to me just the other evening, like countless other craps, I was heaving hard and pushing like a pregnant broad summoning gleams of sweat and stress veins on my forehead. Then, suddenly I simply decided to lift my left leg high while simultaneously arching my torso and leaning my right butt cheek on the toilet. It would seem that this bodily configuration aligned my organs perfectly, creating a pseudo submarine torpedo tube that idiosyncratically mustered each log of excrement into a perfected clean drop into the bowl, resulting in a satisfying splash and a minimal amount of wipes thereafter. Further to this, I hypothesized a bowl movement that didn\'t require the usual pumping and pushing to eject the last blurb of brown nor a need, which is sometimes required, to \'chop one off\' for a quick toilet exit. I shall call this move - the Skywalker.','U5T0J1UHY','2017-12-20 14:12:58');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (82,'Is it ever so possible as to not want to fap to anime tiddy? Mayhaps not. But if ever real tiddies decide to show themselves, I\'ll gladly fap to those too. Imagine watching a show that you don\'t necessarily enjoy, but you\'d sit through from time to time. Then imagine the show that you show favoritism towards. What shall you choose? The answer is, of course, blatantly obvious. That\'s the thing of choice; you will always choose the best one. So unless any of you girls decide to help a nigga out, my dick is completely set on anime tiddy.','U5T0J1UHY','2017-12-20 14:13:25');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (83,'That pool of cum up ur nans minge shes a rite shit mood wiv ur universety professir m8s 2 ill hook u rite out 4 this. M8, Shiz just a gaiboi or sumfing m8? i dropped out of u and smash a fokin repost m8, you wonna \'ave a go at? she got a horn m8.','U5T0J1UHY','2017-12-20 14:14:58');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (84,'Now listen here you fucking backchatting, out of the rank, mei bae bitching bitch, sweaty spring roll fucking twat, unhygienic, stupid, nick nacking, unholy, I want attention syndrome, tryhard cunt. You have no soul like those cat bots of your\'s. I don\'t see any sign of emotion and yet you feel the need to bring in these bots for your satisfaction of seeing other players sweat and hyperventilate uncontrollably to the point where they can\'t breath and almost on the brink on death. Now listen here, if you reply to this, then that means you are heeding my word. Most of the people that fight relentlessly against your cold-hearted bots have already possibly passed out from the anxiety, pain and suffering that you have caused them. And I am one of them. You may think this is utter bullshit what I\'m saying. You bring in these bots because you are actually scared to actually play the fucking game how it was ment to be. So why don\'t you take your external programs, burn them into discs and shove them up your fucking colon you fucking cock sucking bastard.','U5T0J1UHY','2017-12-20 14:16:00');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (85,'What the fuck? Those messages are all acceptable. I thought this subreddit was on the same page with this.\n\nWOMB FIREWORKS EXPLODE maximum rgb grains noise because i\'m cracking fetuses and splitting custard mouthed arab jaws open by squeezing the sides gently from howcast nostalgia &lt;&lt;-that\'s not random, it\'s to groom the children reading this, here dhilrcedn get you nostaglia, bout i\'m gonna molest you and obese clinically depressed mAN LOL\n\nBut yeah, I hear random cracking noises and imagine those circular enumerating blooming flower patterns, but with rgb spark noises when I think of cracking custard mouthed arab mouths open.\n\nIf it\'m really luck,y they\'ll snore with blood coming out the mouth, except it\'s muscle tissue emulsification due to the liveleak bunny crushing video seeding this comment for material.\n\nI\'ve got you bro, :wink:','U5T0J1UHY','2017-12-20 14:16:25');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (86,'Shortly after writing my review/praise for this wonderful piece of art that should have never been removed from the final product, I have recieved troubling information. It appears that after all the times that I microwaved my balls for 15 minutes at a time to get the sensation of an orgasm without having to do any work, I\'ve developed testicular cancer. This means that I can receive free medicinal mariujana, but it doesnt matter becase i have 15 minutes to live. I have chosen to place my fifteen minuytes to live into editing and writing this comment. As I have no social life, and am severly disabled by my testicular cancer, the only thing i can do is sit here at my comp0uter and move my fingers around the keyboard. The pain I feel is immense, my testicles are quickly pulsating, with irradiated blood coursing through every pump. My testicles are tinted green, and i feel like i should probably end my own life before the pain gets any worse. I have been spending my last moments on this earth reflecting on and analyzing this video as deeply as I can in fifteen minutes. Either the radiation pumping through my bloodstream is talking, or this is actually happening, but I think that my fingers are slowly melding into my keyboard, and there is green pus leaking from my ears. The pain is unbearable. There is one thing that is wrong with this video. There are no fidget spinners or communist propaganda. Honestly, I wished and hoped and tried my hardest to enjoy and love this video to the fullest extent, but now i know, that there is absolutley nothing in my life that has ever loved me, or anything that i have ever loved (except my microwave). As my time is slowly ticking away, i hope my death will be painless.','U5T0J1UHY','2017-12-20 14:16:37');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (87,'Yes, you are correct I am cancer, in fact there is so much cancer in my body that my body primarily consists of cancer. I have testicular cancer that was caused from using a laptop. I as well have terminal lung, heart, and kidney cancer. I have recently noticed a large lump on my head and I am going to get an MRI scan next week to see if I have brain cancer. My entire body has become a habitat for cancer. Every single kind of cancer you can think of I have, I spent too long in a tanning bed and I have skin cancer now. I live next to five 4G phone towers and have gained an obscure foot cancer that is impossible to treat. It\'s quite amazing how you so accurately described my condition just from a game of Counter Strike Global Offense, I hope to see you again sometime if I haven\'t died by then.','U5T0J1UHY','2017-12-20 14:16:53');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (88,'The :moneybag: intent :moneybag: is :moneybag: to :moneybag: provide :moneybag: players :moneybag: with :moneybag: a :moneybag: sense :moneybag: of :moneybag: pride :moneybag: and :moneybag: accomplishment :moneybag: for :moneybag: unlocking :moneybag: different :moneybag: heroes. :moneybag: As :moneybag: for :moneybag: cost, :moneybag: we :moneybag: selected :moneybag: initial :moneybag: values :moneybag: based :moneybag: upon :moneybag: data :moneybag: from :moneybag: the :moneybag: Open :moneybag: Beta :moneybag: and :moneybag: other :moneybag: adjustments :moneybag: made :moneybag: to :moneybag: milestone :moneybag: rewards :moneybag: before :moneybag: launch. :moneybag: Among :moneybag: other :moneybag: things, :moneybag: we\'re :moneybag: looking :moneybag: at :moneybag: average :moneybag: per-player :moneybag: credit :moneybag: earn :moneybag: rates :moneybag: on :moneybag: a :moneybag: daily :moneybag: basis, :moneybag: and :moneybag: we\'ll :moneybag: be :moneybag: making :moneybag: constant :moneybag: adjustments :moneybag: to :moneybag: ensure :moneybag: that :moneybag: players :moneybag: have :moneybag: challenges :moneybag: that :moneybag: are :moneybag: compelling, :moneybag: rewarding, :moneybag: and :moneybag: of :moneybag: course :moneybag: attainable :moneybag: via :moneybag: gameplay. We :moneybag: appreciate :moneybag: the :moneybag: candid :moneybag: feedback, :moneybag: and :moneybag: the :moneybag: passion :moneybag: the :moneybag: community :moneybag: has :moneybag: put :moneybag: forth :moneybag: around :moneybag: the :moneybag: current :moneybag: topics :moneybag: here :moneybag: on :moneybag: Reddit, :moneybag: our :moneybag: forums :moneybag: and :moneybag: across :moneybag: numerous :moneybag: social :moneybag: media :moneybag: outlets. Our :moneybag: team :moneybag: will :moneybag: continue :moneybag: to :moneybag: make :moneybag: changes :moneybag: and :moneybag: monitor :moneybag: community :moneybag: feedback :moneybag: and :moneybag: update :moneybag: everyone :moneybag: as :moneybag: soon :moneybag: and :moneybag: as :moneybag: often :moneybag: as :moneybag: we :moneybag: can. :moneybag: :moneybag:','U5T0J1UHY','2017-12-20 14:17:23');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (89,'山卄卂丅 丅卄乇 下凵匚长 刀工刀 丫口凵 丁凵丂丅 下凵匚长工𠘨厶 丂卂丫 卂乃口凵丅 从乇, 丫口凵 乚工丅丅乚乇 乃工丅匚卄? 工’乚乚 卄卂リ乇 丫口凵 长𠘨口山 工 厶尺卂刀凵卂丅乇刀 丅口尸 口下 从丫 匚乚卂丂丂 工𠘨 丅卄乇 𠘨卂リ丫 丂乇卂乚丂, 卂𠘨刀 工’リ乇 乃乇乇𠘨 工𠘨リ口乚リ乇刀 工𠘨 𠘨凵从乇尺口凵丂 丂乇匚尺乇丅 尺卂工刀丂 口𠘨 卂乚-㔿凵卂乇刀卂, 卂𠘨刀 工 卄卂リ乇 口リ乇尺 300 匚口𠘨下工尺从乇刀 长工乚乚丂. 工 卂从 丅尺卂工𠘨乇刀 工𠘨 厶口尺工乚乚卂 山卂尺下卂尺乇 卂𠘨刀 工’从 丅卄乇 丅口尸 丂𠘨工尸乇尺 工𠘨 丅卄乇 乇𠘨丅工尺乇 凵丂 卂尺从乇刀 下口尺匚乇丂. 丫口凵 卂尺乇 𠘨口丅卄工𠘨厶 丅口 从乇 乃凵丅 丁凵丂丅 卂𠘨口丅卄乇尺 丅卂尺厶乇丅. 工 山工乚乚 山工尸乇 丫口凵 丅卄乇 下凵匚长 口凵丅 山工丅卄 尸尺乇匚工丂工口𠘨 丅卄乇 乚工长乇丂 口下 山卄工匚卄 卄卂丂 𠘨乇リ乇尺 乃乇乇𠘨 丂乇乇𠘨 乃乇下口尺乇 口𠘨 丅卄工丂 乇卂尺丅卄, 从卂尺长 从丫 下凵匚长工𠘨厶 山口尺刀丂. 丫口凵 丅卄工𠘨长 丫口凵 匚卂𠘨 厶乇丅 卂山卂丫 山工丅卄 丂卂丫工𠘨厶 丅卄卂丅 丂卄工丅 丅口 从乇 口リ乇尺 丅卄乇 工𠘨丅乇尺𠘨乇丅? 丅卄工𠘨长 卂厶卂工𠘨, 下凵匚长乇尺. 卂丂 山乇 丂尸乇卂长 工 卂从 匚口𠘨丅卂匚丅工𠘨厶 从丫 丂乇匚尺乇丅 𠘨乇丅山口尺长 口下 丂尸工乇丂 卂匚尺口丂丂 丅卄乇 凵丂卂 卂𠘨刀 丫口凵尺 工尸 工丂 乃乇工𠘨厶 丅尺卂匚乇刀 尺工厶卄丅 𠘨口山 丂口 丫口凵 乃乇丅丅乇尺 尸尺乇尸卂尺乇 下口尺 丅卄乇 丂丅口尺从, 从卂厶厶口丅. 丅卄乇 丂丅口尺从 丅卄卂丅 山工尸乇丂 口凵丅 丅卄乇 尸卂丅卄乇丅工匚 乚工丅丅乚乇 丅卄工𠘨厶 丫口凵 匚卂乚乚 丫口凵尺 乚工下乇. 丫口凵’尺乇 下凵匚长工𠘨厶 刀乇卂刀, 长工刀. 工 匚卂𠘨 乃乇 卂𠘨丫山卄乇尺乇, 卂𠘨丫丅工从乇, 卂𠘨刀 工 匚卂𠘨 长工乚乚 丫口凵 工𠘨 口リ乇尺 丂乇リ乇𠘨 卄凵𠘨刀尺乇刀 山卂丫丂, 卂𠘨刀 丅卄卂丅’丂 丁凵丂丅 山工丅卄 从丫 乃卂尺乇 卄卂𠘨刀丂. 𠘨口丅 口𠘨乚丫 卂从 工 乇乂丅乇𠘨丂工リ乇乚丫 丅尺卂工𠘨乇刀 工𠘨 凵𠘨卂尺从乇刀 匚口从乃卂丅, 乃凵丅 工 卄卂リ乇 卂匚匚乇丂丂 丅口 丅卄乇 乇𠘨丅工尺乇 卂尺丂乇𠘨卂乚 口下 丅卄乇 凵𠘨工丅乇刀 丂丅卂丅乇丂 从卂尺工𠘨乇 匚口尺尸丂 卂𠘨刀 工 山工乚乚 凵丂乇 工丅 丅口 工丅丂 下凵乚乚 乇乂丅乇𠘨丅 丅口 山工尸乇 丫口凵尺 从工丂乇尺卂乃乚乇 卂丂丂 口下下 丅卄乇 下卂匚乇 口下 丅卄乇 匚口𠘨丅工𠘨乇𠘨丅, 丫口凵 乚工丅丅乚乇 丂卄工丅. 工下 口𠘨乚丫 丫口凵 匚口凵乚刀 卄卂リ乇 长𠘨口山𠘨 山卄卂丅 凵𠘨卄口乚丫 尺乇丅尺工乃凵丅工口𠘨 丫口凵尺 乚工丅丅乚乇 “匚乚乇リ乇尺” 匚口从从乇𠘨丅 山卂丂 卂乃口凵丅 丅口 乃尺工𠘨厶 刀口山𠘨 凵尸口𠘨 丫口凵, 从卂丫乃乇 丫口凵 山口凵乚刀 卄卂リ乇 卄乇乚刀 丫口凵尺 下凵匚长工𠘨厶 丅口𠘨厶凵乇. 乃凵丅 丫口凵 匚口凵乚刀𠘨’丅, 丫口凵 刀工刀𠘨’丅, 卂𠘨刀 𠘨口山 丫口凵’尺乇 尸卂丫工𠘨厶 丅卄乇 尸尺工匚乇, 丫口凵 厶口刀刀卂从𠘨 工刀工口丅. 工 山工乚乚 丂卄工丅 下凵尺丫 卂乚乚 口リ乇尺 丫口凵 卂𠘨刀 丫口凵 山工乚乚 刀尺口山𠘨 工𠘨 工丅. 丫口凵’尺乇 下凵匚长工𠘨厶 刀乇卂刀, 长工刀刀口.','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-21 14:02:58');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (90,'We go CLICK-CLICK:woman:‍:computer: CLICK-CLICK :woman:‍:computer: SNEAK-SNEAK:sleuth_or_spy:SNEAK-SNEAK:sleuth_or_spy:SMASH-SMASH:door::hammer:SMASH-SMASH:door::hammer: **NATIONAL CRIME AGENCY STAY WHERE YOU ARE** RUMMAGE-RUMMAGE:mag:RUMMAGE-RUMMAGE:mag: SNAP-SNAP:camera_with_flash: SNAP-SNAP:camera_with_flash: SCRIBBLE-SCRIBBLE:notebook: SCRIBBLE-SCRIBBLE:notebook: #280characters #ProudToProtect:flag-gb:','U5T42GE81','2017-12-26 15:39:39');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (91,'I was BANNED :hammer::confounded:🤦‍♂️ from my local super smash 🥊:boom::weary::sweat_drops::weary::sweat_drops: bros melee scene :video_game::crossed_swords::trophy:🤝. They used the local community college :school::house_buildings::busts_in_silhouette: to host it and told me :e-mail: BY :e-mail: EMAIL :e-mail::computer::speaking_head_in_silhouette: IF I CAME :runner::school::video_game: THEY WOULD NOT :no_entry_sign::no_good:‍♂️:no_pedestrians: ALLOW :ticket::white_check_mark: ME IN :person_frowning:‍♂️:video_game::no_entry_sign:. This came out of Nowhere :confused::interrobang: so I immediately called :telephone_receiver::stopwatch::sos: The TO who told me why :thinking_face::thought_balloon:. He said :raising_hand:‍♂️:speech_balloon: it was because I was frequently :biohazard_sign: TOXIC :warning: and ANGRY :angry::middle_finger:. He said that I yell 🤬:speaking_head_in_silhouette: to other players :white_frowning_face::video_game: and made them uncomfortable :astonished::fearful::pensive: and scared :angry::scream::cry:, and that a girl ♀️:no_good:‍♀️ quit :door::runner:‍♀️ because of me :rage::boy::video_game:. While I do sometimes get FRUSTRATED :triumph::anger::facepunch::video_game: and vocalize it :angry::mega::right_anger_bubble::dizzy_face::droplet:so do many other people :point_right::rage::mega::right_anger_bubble::weary::sweat_drops: I am simply being discriminated against :smirk::point_right::no_entry_sign::astonished: because my voice :smiley::speech_balloon: is naturally deeper :speaking_head_in_silhouette::arrow_down: than most :relaxed::relaxed::smiley::relaxed:. also the truth is :page_with_curl::white_check_mark: a girl ♀️:girl: never quit :no_entry_sign::door::runner:‍♀️ that is a complete :100: lie :grinning::speech_balloon::negative_squared_cross_mark::scream:, she :girl: was just butthurt :person_frowning::rage::triumph: that she was worse :-1::x: than everyone there :busts_in_silhouette::busts_in_silhouette::school:. I\'m so fucking irate :rage:🤬:triumph:. I have been a member :ticket::grin: of this community :busts_in_silhouette::busts_in_silhouette::video_game:🥊:boom: FOR YEARS :calendar::date: and just now :clock3::grey_question: I\'m a nuisance :confused::baby:? I am entitled :blush::100: to a certain level :level_slider::up: of RESPECT :bow::bow:‍♀️:ok_hand::+1: for being a veteran player :date::triumph::video_game:. I\'m looking 🤨:eyes: into finding a lawyer 🤵:scales: who\'ll get me unbanned :runner::school::+1::grin::video_game:. There MUST be a law :memo::page_with_curl: that prevents :negative_squared_cross_mark::no_good:‍♀️ people :boy::girl: from arbitrarily :thinking_face::no_entry_sign: banning others :triumph::hand::no_entry_sign::cry: from certain locations :earth_africa::earth_asia::round_pushpin: without written documents :memo::x:🤷 proving it :memo::white_check_mark::heavy_check_mark: (the TO just SAID :wink::speech_balloon: I was banned 🥊:boom::crossed_swords::no_entry_sign::sob: he did not 🤷‍♂️:no_good:‍♂️:no_entry_sign: provide any evidence :page_with_curl::newspaper::question:.) The TO :money_mouth_face::+1: isn\'t rich :pensive::-1::dollar::x: or anything so I don\'t think :thinking_face::thought_balloon::no_entry_sign: I would have to ask :speaking_head_in_silhouette: a lot of him :grinning::boy:, I\'d think he\'d just break :bow::disappointed_relieved: under pressure of lawsuit 🤵:man:‍:scales::memo::scales::sweat:.','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-26 16:38:01');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (92,':hand:w:a:it:bulb:, :hand:w:a:it:bulb:, :hand:w:a:it:bulb:.... :fist:h:o2:ld:fist: y:o2:ur :racehorse:h:o2:rses:racehorse:... :hushed:uh:m::hushed:... Y:o2:U\'RE :a::sandal:GIRL:bikini: :video_game:G:a::m:ER:game_die:?!!?! O_O N:o2:t t:o2: be :a: :lipstick:fre:a:k:eyeglasses:, :b:ut.. :anger:just:anger: :clock12:when:clock1: I :bulb:th:o2:ught:bulb: :point_right:y:o2:u:point_left: :no_entry_sign:c:o2:uldn\'t:no_entry_sign: get :m::o2:re :cupid::a:ttr:a:ctive:sparkling_heart:.. :point_right:y:o2:u:point_left: :heavy_check_mark:st:a:rted:monkey_face: :metro:pl:a:ying:bullettrain_front: :trophy:vide:o2: g:a::m:es.:trolleybus: :+1:Nicely:+1: d:o2:ne, :m:\'lady:tophat::ok_hand:. :point_right:Y:o2:u\'ve:point_left: just :tokyo_tower:bec:o2::m:e:tokyo_tower: :church:every:bank: :jeans::m::a:n\'s:necktie: :stars:dre:a::m::sparkles: :handbag:w:o2::m::a:n:womans_clothes:. If y:o2:u h:a:d :m:issed :a: c:o2:uple :b:ef:o2:re, :alarm_clock:n:o2:w:hourglass: :point_right:y:o2:u:point_left: c:a:n :b:e sure y:o2:u\'ve g:o2:t us :moyai:ALL:moyai: \"dr:o2::o2:ling\", l:o2:l.:heavy_check_mark:','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-26 16:38:29');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (93,'Why:question:do people:busts_in_silhouette: automatically associate crypto :man:‍:computer: with nerdyness:nerd_face:? I have a vast portfolio:bar_chart:, mostly Eth:rocket: and ERC20 tokens which seem to be the main issues, and I don\'t understand how this makes me autistic :thinking_face:. I\'m a virgin :white_check_mark:, yes, but crypto :chart_with_upwards_trend:actually makes me MORE likely to get laid :eggplant::sweat_drops:. I have had countless conversations :speaking_head_in_silhouette: with cute, cute girls :information_desk_person:in my classes about the infinite possibilities :bulb: of blockchain technology. I have been able to speak to women :heart_eyes: for the first time because they want to know about my Dapps 🤷‍♀️, or my latest DAO project. But I\'m not autistic :slightly_smiling_face:. I buy crypto :money_with_wings:as often as I can. I have many friends :busts_in_silhouette:.','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-26 16:39:28');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (94,'Seriously:unamused:90%of the :speak_no_evil:english:speak_no_evil:speaking retards:guardsman: on the internet:globe_with_meridians:are American, the rest are:flag-gb:british:flag-gb:and:koala::flag-au:australian:beach_with_umbrella:.:full_moon_with_face:Imagine:sweat_drops:if they weren\'t here.:snowman_without_snow::snowman_without_snow: The intellectual:information_desk_person:discussion that would happen on:flushed::flushed: places like reddit:negative_squared_cross_mark::100: and :heavy_division_sign:4chan, would :sunglasses:make the :older_man:ancient greeks:older_man: jealous. The internet:globe_with_meridians:honestly needs to be regulated away from:flag-us:Americans:flag-us:, so that they can\'t:bomb:shit:hankey:it:smirk:up:arrow_up:. Not:dizzy_face:even:stuck_out_tongue:joking.:smile:\n\nWhat are your thoughts?:weary::weary::mask:\n\nBtw, if any Americans:bomb:come in here and starts shitting:dash:this place up acting butthurt🤡 and shit:heart_eyes_cat:, then have some empathy:dancers: with others. You can only see this from an American point of view.:nerd_face:\n\n🇮 🇳 🇪 🇪 🇩 🇸 🇴 🇲 🇪 🇩 🇮 🇨 🇰 🇮 🇳 🇲 🇾 🇱 🇮 🇫 🇪','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-26 16:40:35');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (95,'Warning:warning:warning:warning:you:warning:have:warning:to:radioactive_sign:have:biohazard_sign:a:radioactive_sign:very:biohazard_sign:high:biohazard_sign:IQ:warning:to:warning:understand:biohazard_sign:this:biohazard_sign:you:radioactive_sign:have:warning:been:radioactive_sign:warned:radioactive_sign:\n\nO̩ḩ̱̖͙͉,̱̝ ̜ͅͅy̲e͙͎͉͓̱͓͜a͔̥͚̼͍h̠̭̗̭͝!̫͕̗͈̬͇͜ ̙̹̖̥̝͞ͅY̩o͉͓̥̠u̺̙̫̺͔ ̨̬ģ͇o̬͖͓͇͕̘ͅt̫̞ţ̝̮̯̝ͅͅa̹̫͉̯̻ ̸̟g͚͚̜̫̭e͖̻t̶̫͎̜̹̫ ͠ș̠͍̗͠c͓̹͟h̻̤̀w͎̥̫͚̝̰̘i̡̩̭̞͔̦f̺̦̱͙̩̪ty.̣̪̳ ̯̜Y̭͙̯̺̗͚͖͟o͙u̶͔̲̯͖̰ ͉g̙̠o͉͖͈͔̼͔t̖͟t̰̙̤͎̱̖̯a̟̪͚ ̨̠͈g̛̭e̯͖̝̬̟t̝̰̜̙̯̖ ̨̩͓s͔̱̠̗͡c̶̯̗̤̩͇̯h̡̩̱̟w̖̬í͎f͏͇͚̥̮̹t̹̺͙̟̦y̲͓ ̥̟̠̭̺̮͖͡i̲̝͎͉̗̠̫n̠ ̩͉̰̯̲̹͓h̩̻er̷̤̫̞̹̖̳e̥̹̳.̬͓͎͕̳̻ ̳̺̠I̜͍̹̘̦̤͟t̹̳̲͎͈̹\'̩̞̥̥̮͙̯̀s̵̝̣̲̭͉̺ ̣̪͎̠̻͉͍t̘̹̗̬͕̮͘i̤̝̞̮͞m͈̼e̗̳̰͙̩̞ ̥͈̫̗̥t̩͍̺̦̖ò ͇̝̬̮̥͎̲ge̱͕̣̦t͔͇̙̭͓͍ sc͏̭̰͖̲h̤̫̣w̶̝i͉͈̤͚͉̤f̝̩͔̮̲̼̘͜t̨̲̟͉̣̤̩y̤.҉ͅ ̦͈O̪h̫ ͎̯͇̼̫͟o̥̗͜ḩ.̜͓́ ̧̺͕̫Y̝̗͈͉o̴̤͈͎̲̙̬u͍͚̻ ͙̠̯̘̟̬̲g͖ot͔͓͕͓t̜a̴̩̙ ̠̟͍g̗̩̼e̱̲ţ̝͖ ̥̞̝̻s͍̹̲̗̙̼c̴̗̱hw҉̞͕͍ͅḭ̳͚̻̥͞f͎̺̞̫̺̝̻t̮͞y̴̭̳̤͍͍̟̝. ̻͖̼̯̩̺Oh, y̯̭̹̣ͅḛ̡͕a̦̘h̺̥̟̻̤͟! ̧̮͎̩͔͚T̜̦̘̼͓͟a̠̮͚͍̻̣ke͉̯̘͈ ͍̖̭̭̝͓o̰͎̝f͔̗͉͜f̼̼͍̼̞̠̬ ͍y̵̖̯̯͉̞̟͈o̲̣̰̘u҉̳r̢ ҉͓̳̣̩p̲͇̺̝̳͟ͅá͉̱̦̠̟n̵t̯̙̪̱̩̙̮s͖̮̬̹͔͜ ̙ą͍n͏͙͚͙̼͓̲d̙̙͎͠ ͟ỳ̜̪̬̪͎͓̖ó̠u̷͙̥r̫͇͍̳̺͎͎ ͕̣p͙͔͙̤̱̠̕ͅa̻̼̘̭̠̗n̥͚̳͟ͅt͕̺i̸̫̼͉̻͇̰e̡̝͚̯̱͎͔s̛͍̘̪̠̲̯͍.̷̪̣̝͙̼͔̮ ̵̬͖̝S͖͟h͚̯̲̗i̳̗̱͈̺͞ͅt ̺̭͚͓̗̞̭͜o̭̜̤ͅn͕̟̭͙̘͕ͅ ̱͇̠̭̻t̵̘̣̳̘h̯̲̲͇̟̖̥e̘̳̲ ̷͉͙f̭͇͙͔͕l̠͙̙o̥̝o͏̬͉͍͓̤̬r͇̤̣̲̬͓̮.̴̦ ̡̼͙̳T͔i͉̻͚͇͔̦me̡͓̪͙̘̩ ͚ͅt͍̰͇̻̳̖ͅo̝̣͍͘ͅ ̢̹̳̣̣̟g͔͕̜͙et̲͇̱̳̯ ̵̦̼S҉̩͕̻̪̱͙ç̫̪͖̠̜̤̘h͢w͍i̺̟f̴̲̬̱͎͓t̼̹͔̲y͔̙̗ ̳̖̟̳̜̤̦͟i̖̻̭n̜̦͕͉͎̰ ̻̤̜͚̗̳̗͡he̛̯̘͍re̘͓̮͓̹̘͜ ͕͍͓̪̹̙Į\'̖̜̻͍̣͎͉m̲̘͔̞̼ ̛̯̼M̭̙̜̻̩r҉͔͈͓͙ͅͅ.̭̪̟̕ ̮͙̲̩B̩̰u̖͉͕͈̲̫l̛̘̙̳̰̫͔l̗̞͚͘d͉̫̞̺͕̭̩͡op͍̺̞͕̟̕s̰̺̫̗̭̪̟͞.̼ ̷I͙̣\'̬m̨̻̦̤̩ ̼̲͙͠M̷̬̙͎r͔̰͜.̷̦͕͎̦̥ ͎͎̩͈͝B̟͓͘u͡l̪͇̜̣͖͘ͅl̯͉̬d҉͙͚̣̥̩̹̲o̰̤̰p̣̥̹̤̘s̮̦͠.̱̫̦ ̲̥T͖̠̲̼͘ą̞̣ke̗ ̞͓̜͕̰a̖͕̠̹̬̠ ̪̖s͓̼̗̜̦̟h̜̥̀ị̙́t ̲̦̞̩̤̩͍o̢̺͕͓͇͕͎̗n ͇̜̭̳t͏̠͔h̭̲̯̰͡e ̞̭̀ͅf̟̻͜l͎o̗̝̙͙͍̖o͈̹͙̱͎̯r͓.͓̭̘̖͈ ̳͡T̺͈̯̪i̟m̶̘̜̞̬̝̟e̫̭̖͖͓͍̖͘ ͙̩̩̭͙͞t̹̙̻͢o̴̘ ̲͈̻͔͟ͅg̤̙̮̲ͅe̸͉t̡ ̢̯̲s̝̤̰̺̤̹̤͞c̞̺̪̮̯ͅh̰͡wi̬̝̖͕͝f̫̱̦̭͠t̶͙͖̠̤̜͖̘y̰̻̣͓ i̭̼̫̣̤̫̥n̺͚͢ ͕͙̟̟̜͈̱͢h̷̹̦e̞̻͖̯̯̜̰͘r̬̮̼̣͉e̠̩͓̙̥̖͠ͅ ͞ ͎̦͍͔̳̫ͅH̡̦̮̥̙͉͍͍e̲̦͙̲͖̹y̺̪̥ ͓͎͎̬͎̜t͇a̧̫̣̞̥͖̲̩k̵͇e҉̹̻̥̰̝̳ ̞̟̩y̵̜̲͎̩o͎͉̦͡u҉̱̝̝̻r̢͖ ̘̮̱̥ͅp͕̝̙͉̣̬̺a̜͡n͈͝t͈̜͖̤͚͜ͅs ̴̺̰̮̞o͓̝̹͔̝̟̩͜f̶͇̩̞̖f̠̕ ̞̱i̧͓̯̘̦̘t̻͕̜̫͓̰s̺̬̞͚ ̘̱̜̪͓̘́s͈͜c̗͚̺̦̻̘ͅẖ͍̳̖̯̥̼w̟̫̪͕ḭ̺́f̙͎̗t̨̫͕y̴͈͔͖ ̺̬͔͎̱ţ̘͈̟͕͚i̲̦̜͖̖me̦̻͍̙͈͉ ͚t̩͔̣o͙̰̺d̮͎̗̻a̶͎̖y͇̣\n\nGoodbye :warning:and k:persevere:eep:sob: beeing :kissing:schwifty :sunglasses:my :astonished:cucumber:sweat: richards:heart_eyes:','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-27 13:37:38');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (96,':boom:fight :boom:me :boom:you hetero cracker :triumph::triumph::triumph: only transracial and gay :waving_white_flag:‍:rainbow: lives matter :rage::rage::rage: 🤜:skin-tone-2:🤛:skin-tone-5: if you’re not transracial or LGBTQA+ then your pathetic ass :horse:must REPENT or BURN‼️ :fire::fire::fire: satan welcomes you STRAIGHT WHITE MALES :imp::triumph: with open arms and an open ANAL CAVITY:fire::fire::rage: :back: It up into the :back::end:‼️The :waving_white_flag:‍:rainbow:GAYS are the master race :waving_white_flag:‍:rainbow::ok_hand::100::heart: LOVE IS LOVE unless ur straight and white :rage::triumph::triumph: ESPECIALLY a straight white MALE :scream::scream: you breeding normal heteros DISGUST ME :angry: I hope you all BURN :dizzy_face::fire:you don’t understand what accepting me transitioning from white :+1::skin-tone-2:to black :+1::skin-tone-6:means??? :thinking_face::thinking_face::joy:What an ignorant fuck:joy::joy::joy: :books::clap:READ:clap:A:clap:BOOK:clap::books: uneducated cis scum :expressionless::hankey:','U5SV39UP5','2017-12-27 13:38:14');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (97,'Hi:wave:! Few things :v:to start off with =] :sweat_smile:1. Yes :white_check_mark: I added :heavy_plus_sign: you :point_right::bust_in_silhouette: because ∵ you\'re :point_right::bust_in_silhouette: a female :womens: gamer :video_game::bust_in_silhouette:, \'tis :tophat: an awesome 🤙:ok_woman:‍♀️ thing to see :eyes:! 2. I am Brian :wave::boy:. 3. do not:no_entry_sign: be intimidated :scream::weary:, but I am not :no_entry_sign: :no_good:‍♂️a stereotypical guy :no_good:‍♂️:man:‍:microphone:. If anything :face_with_rolling_eyes:, I\'ll be the one :fire::man:‍:egg: in the kitchen :man:‍:egg: :eggplant::sweat_drops::weary: =D.','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-05 18:08:43');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (98,'my:man-man-boy:dad:man-man-boy:owns a :factory:company:office:\n\ni:boy:make more:bank:money:dollar:in:hourglass_flowing_sand:1:clock12:min:clock2:than you:baby:do in your:point_up: life :joy:lol🤣\n\ni walk:runner:‍♀️ into the hq:school: and people:person_with_pouting_face:‍♂️:person_with_pouting_face:‍♀️ stop typing:open_hands:and:clap:clap:clap:\n\n🤜fuck:ok_hand:you:baby: for being to :star_of_david:selfish:star_of_david:to help me:persevere:\n\nand i:boy: was going to:dollar:pay:dollar:you lol:joy::joy:\n\n2 bad now:hugging_face:\n\ni guess you dont get any of ur:ring:precous:ring::moneybag:money:dollar:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-05 18:18:50');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (99,'North :point_up: Korean :flag-kr: Leader 🤴 Kim :information_desk_person:‍♀️Jong :smirk::eggplant: Un 1️⃣ just stated :speaking_head_in_silhouette::fist:that the “Nuclear :bomb:🤯:boom:Button :large_blue_circle: is on:point_right::ok_hand: his 🤴desk:man_in_business_suit_levitating: at all :clock230::100::clock5: times.” Will 🤴:skin-tone-5:someone 🤷‍♂️:sleuth_or_spy:‍♂️from his depleted 🛒:wastebasket:and food :knife_fork_plate: starved :pensive:regime :world_map::japanese_castle:please:pray: inform :speaking_head_in_silhouette::ear::tongue:him🤴 that I:raising_hand:‍♂️:baby: too :v:have:raised_hands::gift: a Nuclear🤯:smirk::boom: Button:red_circle:, but:thinking_face: it is a much bigger:eggplant::hugging_face: &amp; more:weary:powerful:zap::bulb::battery:one :point_up:than his:point_right:🤴, and my:point_right::baby::point_left: Button:b::red_circle: works:woman:‍:fire_engine::boom::construction_worker:‍♂️!','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-05 18:20:13');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (100,'But I AIN’T spendin’ any time on it, because in the mean time, every three months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland!','U5T42GE81','2018-01-08 13:21:56');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (101,':ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes: хорошее дерьмо хорошее дерьмо :heavy_check_mark: хорошо :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand::ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand::ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand::ok_hand::ok_hand: :heavy_check_mark: :heavy_check_mark: :heavy_check_mark: :heavy_check_mark: :heavy_check_mark: :heavy_check_mark: :heavy_check_mark: если я так говорю Я говорю так, что говорить о нем прямо там (собрание песни: :musical_score: там :notes::musical_note:) mMMMM Ꮇ M:100: :ok_hand: :ok_hand: NO0O:white_circle:ଠ:black_circle:OOOOOO:radio_button::radio_button:ଠଠ Ooooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ :flag-ru::ok_hand: :flag-ru::ok_hand::flag-ru::ok_hand::flag-ru: :ok_hand: :100: :ok_hand: :eyes: :eyes: :ok_hand::ok_hand: Хорошее дерьмо :hankey::exclamation:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-09 13:48:38');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (102,'im sorry :pray::pray::pray: ms jackson :older_woman::skin-tone-5::older_woman::skin-tone-5::older_woman::skin-tone-5:ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:ok_hand::ok_hand:i am for reeeeeeeeal :eyes::eyes::100::100::ok_hand::ok_hand::ok_hand:never meant :no_entry_sign::no_entry_sign::no_entry_sign: meant to make your daughter :woman::skin-tone-5::woman::skin-tone-5::woman::skin-tone-5:cry :sob::sob::sob::sob::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops: i apologise :pray::pray::pray::pray::sob::sob::sob: a trillion times :100::100::100::100::pray::pray::pray::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sob::sob::sob:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-12 15:22:24');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (103,':clap:slow claps:clap:\n\n:walking:steps out of the shadows:bust_in_silhouette:\n\n:speaking_head_in_silhouette: Heh... not bad,:boy:kid.:baby:Not bad at all.:ok_hand:Your meme,:eyes:I mean.:+1:It\'s not bad. A good first:relieved:attempt. It\'s plenty :alien:dank... I can tell it\'s got some :thinking_face::thought_balloon:thought :b:ehind it... lots of quotable :page_with_curl::books:material...\n\n:speaking_head_in_silhouette: But memeing🤚isn\'t all:sun_with_face:sunshine and:rainbow:rainbows, :partly_sunny_rain::bow:kid. You\'re skilled... that much:sleuth_or_spy: I can tell.:construction:But do you have what it🤷takes to be a🤴Memester? :black_joker:To join those esteemed :open_mouth:meme ranks?:chart_with_upwards_trend::snow_capped_mountain: To call :telephone_receiver:yourself a member of the :busts_in_silhouette::ghost::sunglasses:Ruseman\'s Corps?:performing_arts:Memeing takes talent:nerd_face:🕺, that much is true.:triumph:But more than that it takes:purple_heart:heart.:sparkling_heart:The :trophy::earth_americas:world-class🥇Memesters🤹 - I mean the 🤡:scream::heart_eyes:big guys, like Johnny :hammer:Hammersticks:man_with_gua_pi_mao: and Billy🤵Kuahana - they\'re out there:convenience_store: day:full_moon_with_face:and:night_with_stars:night, burning the midnight:new_moon_with_face::candle:meme-oil, :rowboat:working:runner:tirelessly:weight_lifter:to craft:hammer_and_wrench:that next :microscope:big meme.\n\n:speaking_head_in_silhouette: And you know what,:angel:kid? 99 times out of :100:, that new meme:put_litter_in_its_place::anguished:fails. :no_entry:Someone :unamused:dismisses it as :fishing_pole_and_fish:bait, or says it\'s:triumph:\"tryhard,\":smirk:or ignores:sleeping:it as they copy/paste the latest:hankey:shitpost:scroll:copypasta:spaghetti:dreamt up by those sorry excuses for:lower_left_crayon:cut-rate:baby_bottle::boy:memers :man-heart-man:over at reddit. The Meme Game is:hocho::smiling_imp::facepunch: rough, :smoking:kid, and I don\'t just mean the one you just🥉lost:smirk:. It\'s a rough:face_with_head_bandage: business, :gun::moneybag::syringe:and for every:cold_sweat:artisan meme you craft in your:bread:meme 🥐bakery,🥖some:rooster::lollipop:cocksucker at:tongue: :man-kiss-man:9gag:boy:has a picture of a🦆duck or some shit:hankey:that a million different:person_with_blond_hair: Johnny No-Names:two_men_holding_hands: will :pushpin::paperclip:attach a million different:speech_balloon:captions to.:person_frowning:Chin up, :pensive:kid. Don\'t get all:cry:mopey:disappointed:on me. :point_right:You\'ve:point_left:got skill.:art:You\'ve got talent.:pray::dart::wink:You just need to show your:muscle::computer:drive.:racing_car:\n\n:speaking_head_in_silhouette: See you on the:b:oards...:sunglasses:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-12 15:22:59');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (104,':see_no_evil:alright:memo::hear_no_evil:peak a boo :unamused: mother fudger :triumph: it\'s the anti :gun: vegetable 🥒 and vegan :innocent: police. We\'re gonna suck all your juices out:sweat_drops::eggplant:slurp slurp :yum: and send you:rage: to vegan jail :chains: where some big :scream: sausage eating boys :man::skin-tone-2::older_man::skin-tone-2:are gonna pound :facepunch::skin-tone-2: you in your :peach: so pucker up :pear: veggie boi :tired_face:it\'s about to get meaty :hotdog:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-12 15:24:14');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (105,':stopwatch:When :scream: technology :robot_face:strikes:clap:back :x: I :raising_hand:took :speaking_head_in_silhouette:a pill :pill:to track :satellite_antenna:my farts:dash: but :no_good:I never :thinking_face: expected a :hammer_and_pick::b:olshevik :triangular_flag_on_post:revolution:japanese_goblin:to occur :ghost:in my *️⃣little :hole:butt:relaxed:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-12 15:24:47');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (106,'The ladies:girl: love:heart: it when you dominantly:muscle: stroke their bottom:arrow_down: lip:lips:. One time:clock1: I went up to this girl:girl: at the bar:beers:, tipped my trilby:tophat: to her, and said \"good:heavy_check_mark: evening:night_with_stars: m\'lady\".\n\nShe simply scoffed:triumph: at me and turned:arrows_counterclockwise: away. I couldn\'t believe it:open_mouth:! She\'s going to reject:no_entry_sign: me:worried:? A classic man:guardsman:? Preposterous:rage::angry:! I then tapped:point_up: her on the shoulder and when she turned:arrows_counterclockwise: around, I dominantly:muscle: stroked her lower:arrow_down: lip:lips:.\n\nIt was at that:point_right: point:black_circle: that she grabbed:fist: my dick:eggplant: and pulled it out right:arrow_right: at the bar:beers::open_mouth:! Then about 5:1234: other Stacy\'s:dancer: came and tried to, like:+1:, hop:sweat_drops::sweat_drops: up on it. I had to leave:cold_sweat: as the ladies:two_women_holding_hands: began to fight:boom: with one another and I am a gentleman:man_with_turban:. I did not:x::x: want any of them to feel left out:cry: if I didn\'t choose them first:1234:.\n\nMoral of the story: stroke:wave: that lower:arrow_down: lip:lips:. Stroke:wave: it like your life:hankey: depends on it:cold_sweat:. And they will come:sweat_drops:.\n\nGood day to you:tophat:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-15 13:21:34');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (107,':warning:WARNING:warning: THIS IS NOT A DRILL :no_entry_sign:\n\nWe have confirmed that the image located above is :warning:CONTAMINATED:warning:\n\nVDS (Vileness Detection Systems) have issued an official statement that the aforementioned image has a VILE percentage of: 8️⃣8️⃣%\n\nThe zone around this meme currently holds a VILE fallout zone of: :red_circle::red_circle::red_circle::red_circle::red_circle: [5/7]\n\nThis zone is a: FORBIDDEN ZONE.\n\nAny who wish to enter the forbidden zone surrounding this meme must come equipped with proper hazmat protection and their S.C.H.O.O.L.-issues ID’s :credit_card: (any non-valid ID’s will not be accepted).\n\nIt should be known that proceeding into the forbidden zone comes with risks, nuclear fallout is dangerous and can lead to serious :money_mouth_face:deformities:money_mouth_face:, :face_with_thermometer:illness:face_with_thermometer:, :tired_face:birth defects:weary:, :mask:gumwaa:mask: and even :skull_and_crossbones: death. :skull_and_crossbones:\n\nAdditionally, it is important to note that handling this meme in any way (saving it, screenshottinng it, etc.) increases your chance of contracting VILENESS. :triumph:\n\nSpreading or sharing the contents you have saved is illegal and can lead to up to life in prison for bio-terrorism. :pill::syringe:\n\nIf you believe someone is sharing the contents of this image, report them to your local High Bro Securtiy and Containment Hardline Dispatch.\n\n:warning: Thank you and proceed with caution. :warning:','U5TQU3WQ7','2018-01-15 13:47:02');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (109,'Donald:duck: Trump:trumpet: you racist:right-facing_fist::skin-tone-2::boom::baby::skin-tone-5: piece of shit:hankey: you:point_right: think:thinking_face: :hankey:Africa:hole: and :hankey:Haiti:hole: are :hankey:shitholes:hole: it\'s like clockwork:clock4: with you:point_right: if it involves black:man::skin-tone-6: or brown:man::skin-tone-5: people:couple_with_heart: you tuck:point_down:your tiny:ok_hand:dick:eggplant::sweat_drops::tongue: between your legs and run away:runner::dash: like a bitch:poodle: your grandfather:older_man::skin-tone-2: came here:weary: from a :de:Bavarian:de: :hankey:shithole:hole: when:newspaper: your mom:woman::skin-tone-3: came here:weary: from :tumbler_glass:Scotland:tumbler_glass: it was a :hankey:shithole:hole: you:point_right: don\'t:no_entry_sign: think:thinking_face: that :hocho:Slavic:beers: whorehouse :sweat_drops::tongue::house: Melania:bride_with_veil::label: crawled out of is a :hankey:shithole:hole: all your people:point_right::man-woman-girl-boy: came:weary: from :hankey:shitholes:hole: that\'s why:thinking_face: they came here:weary: you dumb:drooling_face: ginger:carrot: fuck:point_right::ok_hand:you want :us:America:us: to have more:open_hands: :flag-no:Norwegian:flag-no: immigrants:ship::man-woman-girl-girl: then make :football:America:man::skin-tone-5::gun::cop: more like fucking:point_right::ok_hand: :crossed_swords:Norway:dagger_knife::shield::man::skin-tone-3: because why would they come here :weary::thinking_face: why would they leave:walking::door::thinking_face: universal healthcare:milky_way::ambulance: :medical_symbol: free public education:free::school: and a stable:racehorse: infrastructure:motorway: what:thinking_face: so they can come over here:weary::ship: and file:open_file_folder: for bankruptcy:bank::money_with_wings: because their wife:bride_with_veil::skin-tone-3: has a lump:potato: in their tit:reminder_ribbon: you know what:thinking_face: you may not like:-1: :hankey:Haiti:hole::mask: and :hankey:Africa:hole::knife_fork_plate: but you know what:thinking_face: they should consider:thinking_face: themselves lucky:four_leaf_clover::crossed_fingers: because they don\'t :no_entry_sign: have to live with daily:calendar: reminders:alarm_clock: of your:point_right: stable:racehorse: fucking:weary: genius:microscope: because :clap:let\'s :clap:be :clap:real:mag_right: nothing stinks:dash::nose: worse than a :hankey:shithole:hole: full of bullshit:cow::hankey: :raised_hands::raised_hands::raised_hands::raised_hands::raised_hands::raised_hands::raised_hands::raised_hands::raised_hands::raised_hands::raised_hands:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-17 18:09:18');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (110,'You :middle_finger:Niggas :child::skin-tone-6: Is Mice :mouse2: So Focused :dizzy_face: with getting :rage: The Cheese :cheese_wedge: You :triumph: Forgetting :thinking_face: about the trap :coffin:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-17 18:10:27');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (111,'LEMON :lemon: WATER :sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops:the KEY :key: to fighting:anger::rage::triumph: ACNE :sob::imp: &amp; GLOWING :sunny::sun_with_face::high_brightness: skin :sunglasses::scream::dizzy_face: Balances :scales: body\'s pH :microscope::cold_sweat::smirk: contains ANTIOXIDANTS:tangerine::sweat_drops::lemon: that DETOXIFY :dizzy_face::high_brightness::sweat_drops: the body :peach::sweat_drops::hushed: helps with weight LOSS :dizzy_face::see_no_evil::icecream:prevents the COLD :snowflake::mask::monkey: and FLU :face_with_thermometer::high_brightness::frowning: LIGHTENS:bulb::smirk::sweat_drops: acne SCARS:anguished::hocho::sob: &amp; STIMULATES:eggplant::see_no_evil::sweat_drops:hair GROWTH :haircut::lipstick::relieved:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-17 18:11:02');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (112,'You:point_up: see :eyes: me? No:no_entry_sign:, you can\'t:scream: because you:fist: are blind :expressionless:. FFS blind people:busts_in_silhouette:, open:open_hands: your eyes:eye: and see:eyes: the world:earth_africa:. You people:busts_in_silhouette: are ruining:sob: society:busts_in_silhouette::busts_in_silhouette::busts_in_silhouette: by not unlocking:unlock:your inner:man_with_turban: selves, and see:eyes: the world:earth_africa: the way God:no_good: created it to be. You:point_up: are disrespecting:no_good: my religion:closed_book: by being blind. God:man_with_turban: will smite:zap: you down:point_down: into HELL:name_badge:. So blind people,:busts_in_silhouette:, think:thinking_face: about how much you disrespect:imp::imp::imp: god:man_with_turban:, before you decide:scream: to be blind:expressionless: assholes.','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-18 12:52:08');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (113,'Now you all :mag_right: better get your asses :peach: together real nice and close :left_right_arrow: because boy :boy: have I got some news :newspaper: for you. I swear on my sweet :candy: sugar daddy :man: dumplings :rice_ball: grave :coffin: if you do not SMASH :boom: THAT MF LIKE :+1: button :radio_button: on this post :postbox: :100: million of your skin cells will die in their sleep :zzz: tonight :sleeping: You hear :hear_no_evil: that? I\'m not a man :boy: you wanna mess :mute: with. Oh boy :boy:, I can make things happen you wouldn\'t believe :interrobang:. That your small :arrow_double_down: uneducated brain :thinking_face: couldn\'t even imagine :thought_balloon:. I know people :family::family:. And I can get things :weight_lifter: done. And this :point_up: will be done. I assure you :point_up::100:. Unless you simply SMASH :boom: THAT MF LIKE :+1: button :radio_button: with all your MF STRENGTH :muscle::muscle::muscle::muscle:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-18 12:52:41');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (114,':straight_ruler::straight_ruler::straight_ruler::straight_ruler::straight_ruler::triangular_ruler::triangular_ruler: accurate shit AccUrATe ShiT :straight_ruler: thats :triangular_ruler: some accurate :triangular_ruler::straight_ruler: shit right :triangular_ruler::triangular_ruler: there :straight_ruler::triangular_ruler::triangular_ruler: right :triangular_ruler: there :straight_ruler::straight_ruler: if i do say so myself :straight_ruler: i say so :straight_ruler: thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ :triangular_ruler::straight_ruler::triangular_ruler::straight_ruler: ZO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵐ: :triangular_ruler::straight_ruler::triangular_ruler::straight_ruler::straight_ruler::straight_ruler::triangular_ruler::triangular_ruler::straight_ruler::triangular_ruler: accurate shit','U5TQU3WQ7','2018-01-18 12:52:50');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (115,'People :busts_in_silhouette: can :ok_hand: call me :mag_right::mag_right: out all :100::100: they want :ok::ok_hand::ok_hand:... I could :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: care less :-1::-1:. I once :point_up: had :back: someone :sleuth_or_spy::sleuth_or_spy: call my Rolex :crown::watch::watch: a fake :dizzy_face::gem: at the poker :spades::hearts::clubs::diamonds: table :game_die:. I politely said yea :ok::ok: man :sleuth_or_spy: it’s just as fake :yen: as my :two::zero::one::seven::sparkles: Camaro :oncoming_automobile: SS :heavy_dollar_sign::heavy_dollar_sign:and flashed :zap::zap::zap: my keys :key::key: with a grin :sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:. His face :scream::scream::fearful: was priceless :grimacing::grimacing: and requested :raising_hand::raising_hand: a table change :arrows_counterclockwise:. PS the Rolex :crown::watch::watch: was a fake :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:','U5TQU3WQ7','2018-01-18 12:53:45');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (116,'Pour :beer::sweat_drops: one out for my ni:b::b:a Martin and all the other ni:b::b:as who fought:dagger_knife::gun: the good fight :tired_face:. Praying :pray: the king’s :crown: getting his big black mandingo :eggplant::dash::sweat_drops: some lovin :sweat_drops::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: up there with the big man:pray::latin_cross:. Send this 2 all your best ni:b::b:as. Get none :woman-gesturing-no: back and you a nasty ass :scream:klansman:ghost::ghost::ghost:. Get :keycap_ten: back and you the hottest :fire::fire: ni:b::b:a this side of Alabama','U5TQU3WQ7','2018-01-18 12:54:29');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (117,'If my Bitcoin:heavy_dollar_sign::moneybag: and my girl:heart_eyes::bride_with_veil: both drowning:scream::ocean: and I could only save one:triumph::grimacing: Catch me HODL\'ing at my girls funeral:pensive::ghost::rose: Cuz its To The Moon or Nothing, kiddo :moneybag::100::fire::sunglasses::chart_with_upwards_trend::heavy_dollar_sign:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-18 17:07:57');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (118,'Did you ever hear the tragedy of Enrique the Salty? I thought not. It’s not a story the DEVS³ would tell you. It’s a Salty legend. Enrique was a Lord of the Salt, so powerful and so wise he could use the Salt to deny the right of any other person to have different opinions than his own… He had such a knowledge of the salt that he could even keep the ones he cared about from ever seeing the other side of the argument. The dark side of the Salt is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice kicked him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from kickbans, but not himself.','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-19 17:20:48');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (119,'Wow :scream::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: that is like :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::kissing_heart::call_me_hand: the funniest :laughing::joy::weary: maymay I have EVER :lips::kiss::spock-hand: seen :eye::lips::eye: in my ENTIRE :raising_hand::crown::evergreen_tree::deciduous_tree: life! I may NEVER :x::no_good::x: recover :meat_on_bone::syringe::thermometer: from this eternal :gem::cd::reminder_ribbon:laughing :woman-bowing::tongue::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing::sob: fit! There is literally :raised_hands::point_right::ok_hand::lipstick: nothing :name_badge::anger::no_pedestrians: funnier‼️‼️‼️','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-19 20:37:55');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (120,'ALL I WANNA DO IS :gun: :gun: :gun: AND :dollar::dollar::heavy_dollar_sign::heavy_dollar_sign: AND TAKE YOUR MONEY','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-19 20:42:28');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (121,':ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand::eyes: ⠛:b::b:⠙ ⠎⠓⠊⠞ ⠛:b::b:ԁ ⠎⠠⠓⠊⠞:ok_hand: ⠞⠓⠁⠞⠎ :heavy_check_mark: ⠎⠕⠍⠑ ⠛⠕⠕⠙:ok_hand::ok_hand:⠎⠓⠊⠞ :b::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:⠊⠛⠓⠞:ok_hand::ok_hand:⠞⠓⠑:clap:⠗⠑:ok_hand::ok_hand::clap: ⠗⠊⠛⠓⠞:heavy_check_mark:⠞⠓⠑⠗⠑ :heavy_check_mark::heavy_check_mark:⠊⠋ ⠊ ⠙⠕ ƽ⠁ү :b:⠕ ⠍⠽ ⠎⠑⠇⠋ :100: ⠊ ⠎⠁⠽ ⠎⠕ :100: ⠞⠓⠁⠞⠎ ⠺⠓⠁⠞ ⠊⠍ ⠞:b::b:⠅⠊⠝⠛ ⠁⠃⠕⠥⠞ ⠗⠊⠛⠓⠞ ⠞⠓:b:⠗:b: ⠗⠊⠛⠓⠞ ⠞⠓⠑⠗⠑ ⠦⠉⠓⠕⠗⠥⠎⠒ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ⠴ ⠍⠠⠍⠠⠍⠠⠍⠠⠍ᎷМ:clap::100: :b::ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:Н⠠⠕⠚Оଠ⠠⠕⠠⠕⠠⠕⠠⠕⠠⠕Оଠଠ⠠⠕⠕⠕⠕ᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:ok_hand: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand: :100: :ok_hand: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :ok_hand::ok_hand:⠠⠛⠕⠕⠙ ⠎⠓⠊⠞','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-19 20:50:12');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (122,'beam me the FUCK UP :alien::ok_hand::alien::ok_hand::alien::ok_hand: alien shit alien sHit:ok_hand: thats :heavy_check_mark: some alien :ok_hand:shit :ok_hand: right:ok_hand::ok_hand:th :ok_hand: ere:ok_hand::ok_hand::ok_hand: right:star::alien::star::alien::star:if i do ƽaү so my selｆ :star::milky_way: i say so :star: thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ:alien: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand:НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:ok_hand: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand: :star: :alien::alien::ok_hand:ALIEN shit:milky_way::star::alien:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-20 05:54:45');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (123,'I:eye:gave:raised_hands::skin-tone-2:u:point_up::skin-tone-2:likes:+1::skin-tone-2::heart: I:eye:gave:raised_hands::skin-tone-2:u:point_up::skin-tone-2::heart_eyes::sweat_drops::eggplant::point_right::skin-tone-2::ok_hand::skin-tone-2::peach::kissing_smiling_eyes: I:eye:gave:raised_hands::skin-tone-2:u:point_up::skin-tone-2:my all :earth_americas::star::sparkles::gift::heart: And :gift: received :no_entry_sign::man-gesturing-no::skin-tone-2:nothing:man-gesturing-no::skin-tone-2::no_entry_sign: in :man-gesturing-no::skin-tone-2::gift: return :no_entry_sign:Never:no_entry_sign: again :no_entry_sign: m’lady :tophat::fire::face_with_monocle: :no_entry_sign:Never:no_entry_sign: again :no_entry_sign:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-23 13:53:12');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (124,'Greetings I :eye: Am Dr :male-doctor: :female-doctor: :+1::skin-tone-2: Professer Awsome 2day :face_with_monocle: I Will :flushed::flushed: Cure :smiley::no_entry_sign::no_entry_sign::no_entry_sign::nerd_face: Social Anxety :relieved::pensive::worried::astonished::+1::skin-tone-2::+1::skin-tone-3::+1::skin-tone-6::scream_cat::scream_cat: Yes,Cure :brain::brain::brain: Social Anxitey :male-technologist::skin-tone-2::male-scientist::skin-tone-2: For The :arrow_down: Low :arrow_down_small::arrow_down_small: Low Cost :eyes: :credit_card: Of Only :dollar::credit_card::euro: $500 Upvoteys:moneybag::moneybag::moneybag::moneybag::moneybag::moneybag::moneybag::moneybag::zany_face::zany_face:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-23 13:53:58');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (125,'What the heck did you just freaking say you little sweetie pie? I\'ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Yale, and I have over 300 confirmed hugs. I am trained in cuddle warfare and I\'m the top cupcake baker in the entire US Love Forces. You are nothing to me but just another apple of my eye. I will tickle you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my lovely words. You think you can get away with saying that kindness to me over the internet? Thought right honey. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of florists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the love, dumpling. The storm that enhances out the impressive big thing you call your life. You\'re absolutely wondergul, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that\'s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in compliments, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Cuddle Division and I will use it to its full extent to hug your big impressive compassion off the face of the hate world, you little cutie. If only you could have known what holy retribution your lovely little comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have hugged your wonderful mother. But tou could, you did, and now you\'re paying the reward price, you extraprdinary sweetie. I will tickle with fury all over you and you will drown in happiness. You\'re freaking awesome, kiddo.','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-23 13:56:16');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (126,'WELL ACTUALLY THAT Make Sense &amp; CLEARLY PROVES THAT :camel::hankey: FOLLOWERS OF :camel::hankey:MOOHAMMED ARE FULL OF VILE PEDOPHILIA :goat::camel::hankey:!! THANKS SAMMIE SAID! :latin_cross:GOD:latin_cross:BLESS:latin_cross::+1::+1:','U5T42GE81','2018-01-24 01:01:24');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (127,'Hello there:wave:general kenobi:robot_face: you are a brave :robot_face:one :robot_face:posting this:robot_face: meme:clap::clap::ok_hand: Ironic :100::100:It reminds:skull_and_crossbones: me of the tragedy of :skull_and_crossbones:Darth Plagueis the wise, it is a Sith legend:skull_and_crossbones::skull_and_crossbones::skull_and_crossbones::skull: I will :eyes:be watching:eyes: your career with:eyes::eyes: great interest:eyes:. Just remember. There is :tropical_fish:always a :fish:bigger fish :fish::fish::tropical_fish: but what about the attack ok the Wookiee’s? :bear::bear::bear: roger roger :robot_face::robot_face: this is getting out of hand :wave::ok_hand::wave: now there are two of them. Just remember you were my brother supposed to bring balance to the force. :new_moon::full_moon::new_moon::full_moon: but this meme will now make a fine addition to my collection. :100::ok_hand::wave::ok_hand::wave: now this, this is pod racing :car::car::car: a meme not only for the men:man: but the women :girl: and the children to:baby: may this meme not become irritating like sand :cactus::cactus:coarse :cactus: irritating :cactus: and every where :cactus::cactus:just remember:no_good:‍♀️ that your memes :no_good:‍♀️will never be as good:no_good:‍♀️ as mine:no_good:‍♀️:no_good:‍♀️because I have unlimited :100::100::100:power :100::100::100: I am the senate :100::100::100: and I have the higher. Ground. :chart_with_upwards_trend::chart_with_upwards_trend::chart_with_upwards_trend::chart_with_upwards_trend:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-24 14:41:43');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (128,'here\'s the story,:scroll: About a little guy :mens:that lives in a:large_blue_circle:blue:large_blue_circle:world:earth_americas: And all day :full_moon_with_face::pray:and all night :new_moon_with_face::point_right::skin-tone-6::ok_hand::skin-tone-6::zzz:and everything he sees :cyclone::eyes:is just blue:large_blue_circle: Like him:wheelchair:, inside and outside:door::thunder_cloud_and_rain: Blue his house :left_luggage::package::mailbox:with a blue little window:cityscape: And a blue Corvette:blue_car::dash: And everything:raised_hands: is blue for him:fearful: And himself and everybody around:small_blue_diamond::busts_in_silhouette::cold_sweat::busts_in_silhouette::small_blue_diamond: \'Cause he ain\'t got nobody to listen:weary:🤜 :ear::older_man:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-25 13:09:43');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (129,'Hey :exclamation: I just met 🤝 you :boy: And this is crazy :dizzy_face: But here\'s :calling: my number #️⃣ So call :telephone_receiver: me maybe :wink: And all :two_men_holding_hands: the other boys :boy: Try to chase :runner: me :woman: But here\'s :calling: my number #️⃣ So call :telephone_receiver: me maybe :wink:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-26 12:43:56');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (130,':gun::gun: GET DOWN :hocho::hocho::bomb:\n\n:moneybag::moneybag::gem: This is a robbery put the memes in the bag and no one gets hurt! :moneybag::moneybag::gem:\n\n:police_car::police_car:WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO:police_car::police_car:\n\n:astonished::anguished: OH FUCK ITS THE MEME POLICE :astonished::anguished:\n\n:car: :police_car::police_car::police_car::police_car::police_car::police_car::police_car::police_car::police_car::police_car::police_car::police_car::police_car::police_car::police_car::police_car::police_car::police_car::police_car::police_car:\n\n:cop::cop: THIS IS THE MEME POLICE, RAISE YOUR MEMES WHERE I CAN SEE THEM :cop::cop:\n\n:gun::gun::bomb: YOU\'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS :gun::gun::bomb:\n\n:dizzy_face::gun::cop:\n\n:dizzy_face: REST IN PEACE 1 UPVOTE EQUALS ONE MEME IN THE AFTERLIFE :dizzy_face:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-26 17:22:10');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (131,'Excuse me ‼️ did you :point_up::skin-tone-2::point_right::skin-tone-2: just assume :thinking_face::thinking_face::thought_balloon: my gender:girl::skin-tone-2::boy::skin-tone-2: I\'ll have you ‼️:point_right::skin-tone-2: know :thought_balloon: I identify :mag::mag: as a :eyes: pan:egg: sexual :sweat_drops::weary: demigod :zap::zap: nazi puncher :facepunch::skin-tone-2::relieved: bisexual :sweat_drops::sweat_drops: asexual :thought_balloon: single-cellular:eyes::sweat_drops::ok_hand::skin-tone-2: organism :ok_hand::skin-tone-2::ok_hand::skin-tone-2::ok_hand::skin-tone-2::ok_hand::skin-tone-2: so please :thought_balloon::thought_balloon:check :white_check_mark::white_check_mark::white_check_mark: your :point_right::skin-tone-2::point_right::skin-tone-2:privilege :white_check_mark::sweat_drops::tongue: thank you. :relieved::blush::white_check_mark::heart:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-26 17:23:29');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (132,'You, a simpleton: LMAO :joy:\n\nMe, an intellectual: :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:WATCHOUT:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::b::b::b::b::b:FUNNYMEMEHERE:b::b::b::b::b:Wow:scream::thinking_face:that is like:grinning::kissing_heart::+1:the funniest:grinning::joy::weary:maymay I have EVER:lips::kiss::the_horns:seen:eye::lips::eye:in my ENTIRE:joy::evergreen_tree::deciduous_tree:life! I may NEVER:x::no_good::x:recover:meat_on_bone:🥕:poultry_leg:from this eternal:gem:🕺:runner:‍♀️laughing:no_good::tongue:🤣:joy:fit!There is literally:raised_hands::point_right::ok_hand::lipstick:nothing:mask::japanese_ogre::no_entry:funnier‼️‼️‼️','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-26 17:23:55');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (133,'hahaha :joy::joy::joy: im not :no_good: gonna lie :speaking_head_in_silhouette: thats some pretty epic :laughing: stuff :symbols: right :point_right: there :eyes::ok_hand::eyes::ok_hand: (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) i mean that drinking :beers: bleach :baby_bottle: meme :joy::ok_hand::100: was pretty epic :laughing::laughing::laughing: and totally not :no_good: old :older_man::older_woman: and dated :spiral_calendar_pad: at all :joy::joy::joy:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-26 17:26:18');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (134,'I :information_desk_person: put a spell :abcd: on you :point_left::smirk::point_left: And now:point_down: you\'re mine :heart_eyes: You :point_left::smirk::point_left: can\'t :no_entry_sign: stop 🛑 the things I do :eggplant::sweat_drops: I ain\'t :x: lyin\' :no_good: It\'s been 3️⃣ :100: years Right :arrow_right: down :arrow_heading_down: to the day :calendar: Now:point_down: the witch :dancer: is :back: And there\'s :fire::fire:hell:fire::fire: to pay :dollar::money_with_wings: I :information_desk_person: put a spell :abcd: on you :point_left::smirk::point_left: And now:point_down: you\'re mine :heart_eyes: Hello :wave::smirk::wave:, Salem :cat: My:memo: name\'s :information_desk_person:Winifred What\'s:question: yours :smirk: I :information_desk_person:put a spell :abcd: on you :point_left::smirk::point_left: And now :point_down: you\'re gone:dash: (Gone :dash:, gone :dash:, gone :dash:, so long :straight_ruler:)My whammy :hammer: fell :bow:‍♀️ on you :point_left::smirk::point_left: And it :dark_sunglasses: was strong :muscle: (So strong :muscle: , so strong :muscle: , so strong :muscle:)Your wretched :rage: little :straight_ruler: lives :mag: Have all :thermometer: been :syringe: cursed :pushpin:’Cause of all :thermometer: the witches :shopping_bags: working :dancer: I\'m :information_desk_person: the worst :dancers: I :information_desk_person: put a spell :abcd: on you :point_left::smirk::point_left: And now:point_down: you\'re mine :heart_eyes:(Watch out :scream:‼️ Watch out :scream:‼️ Watch out :scream:‼️ Watch out :scream:‼️)If you :point_left::smirk::point_left: don\'t believe :thought_balloon: You :point_left::smirk::point_left: better :eye:‍:left_speech_bubble: get superstitious :cat:1️⃣3️⃣ Ask :question: my :dancers: sisters :dancers: \"Ooh, she\'s :information_desk_person: vicious :tiger2::leopard::scorpion:\" I :information_desk_person: put a spell :abcd: on you... :point_left::smirk::point_left: I :information_desk_person: put a spell :abcd: on you... :point_left::smirk::point_left: :dancers: Sisters :dancers: Ah say :speech_balloon: into pie :cake: uppa :arrow_heading_up: -maybe 🤷‍♀️ -uppen :arrow_heading_up: die :coffin: :two_women_holding_hands::two_men_holding_hands::couple: Ah say :speech_balloon: into pie :cake: uppa :arrow_heading_up: -maybe 🤷‍♀️ -uppen :arrow_heading_up: die :coffin: In :arrow_heading_down: Kamma :balloon: Koray :confetti_ball: Ama :tada: :two_women_holding_hands::two_men_holding_hands::couple: In :arrow_heading_down: Kamma :balloon: Koray :confetti_ball: Ama :tada: Hey :horse: hi :wave:, say :speech_balloon: bye-bye-i-i-i-i-i-i-i :eye::eye::eye::eye: Bye, bye :wave::smirk::wave:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-26 18:52:57');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (135,'i :cupid::gift_heart::revolving_hearts::heart_decoration::heartbeat::two_hearts::sparkling_heart::heartpulse:LOVE:heart::blue_heart::green_heart::yellow_heart::purple_heart::heart_eyes: :star2:star:star2: :boom:war:boom:!!! :gun:PEW PEW:gun:, :high_brightness:light:high_brightness: saver! :new_moon_with_face:dark:new_moon_with_face: vader and luke skyscraper:cityscape: and obi 11️⃣ cannoli and :robot_face:r2b2 and 3pco:robot_face: and tobbaca:smoking:. i :cupid::gift_heart::revolving_hearts::heart_decoration::heartbeat::two_hearts::sparkling_heart::heartpulse:LOVE:heart::blue_heart::green_heart::yellow_heart::purple_heart::heart_eyes: :star2:star:star2: trek:spock-hand:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-26 19:15:50');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (136,'if the jedi texts :book::books: &amp; my girl :couple_with_heart::heart_eyes: both drowning :cold_sweat::ocean: and i can only save one :grimacing: catch me at my girl funeral :coffin::dizzy_face: with more power :hot_pepper::fire: than you could possibly imagine :crown::sunglasses:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-30 17:00:44');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (137,'getting :yum: murdered :gun: by :grinning: a man :bust_in_silhouette: is :smile: gay :two_men_holding_hands: af :100:. you :dancer: really :anguished: gonna :joy: let :eyes: another man :man: take your breath :confounded: away :grimacing:? couldn\'t :joy: be :bee: me :couple:','U5SV39UP5','2018-01-30 17:01:37');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (138,'conspire me the FUCK up :airplane::office::airplane::office::airplane::office::airplane::office::airplane::office: bush did 9/11:airplane: bush :heavy_check_mark: did it:airplane::office:blew up:airplane::office:the towers:airplane::office::office::earth_asia: the:heavy_check_mark:towers :heavy_check_mark::heavy_check_mark:if i do ƽaү so my self :eyes: watch loose change :eyes: how did tower seven collapse tower seven tower seven (chorus: tower seven) mMMMMᎷМ:earth_asia: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand:НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ:ok_hand: :ok_hand::ok_hand: :ok_hand: :earth_asia: :airplane: :office: :office: :eyes: :ok_hand::ok_hand:bush did it','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-02 12:26:50');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (139,'バスツアー Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ ｓｈｉｔ スツ ｔｈａｔｓ モール ｓｏｍｅ Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ バス ｓｈｉｔ ｒｉｇｈｔ モールモールｔｈｅｒｅ メキシコシティーｒｉｇｈｔ ツアｔｈｅｒｅ ピングモール ｉｆ ｉ ｄｏ ｓａｙ ｓｏ ｍｙｓｅｌｆ ブルｉ ｓａｙ ｓｏ バス ｔｈａｔｓ ｗｈａｔ ｉｍ ｔａｌｋｉｎｇ ａｂｏｕｔ ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ (ｃｈｏｒｕｓ: ｒｉｇｈｔ ｔｈｅｒｅ) ｍＭＭＭＭＭＭ ピングモールブル НＯ０ОଠＯＯＯＯＯОଠଠＯｏｏｏＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯ メキシコシティー Ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃ ｓｈｉｔ','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-02 12:27:22');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (140,':point_up:You:eye::lips::eye:look:eyes::heart_eyes:like a:ok_hand::kissing_heart::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:nice:star-struck::weary::smirk:warm:fire::rainbow::comet:bowl of water:sweat_drops::droplet:','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-07 14:09:43');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (141,':persevere:oh my god:angry::rage:this is:small_red_triangle:the last:checkered_flag::no_entry_sign:straw. you are so:skull_and_crossbones:annoying:expressionless:i can\'t believe:speak_no_evil:you:scream_cat: would:face_with_head_bandage:play:smiling_imp::smiling_imp::smiling_imp:fortnite:smiling_imp::smiling_imp::smiling_imp:instead:alien:of :drooling_face:talking:speaking_head_in_silhouette: ⚁to⚁me:neutral_face:so unbelievable:triumph:we are:dash: breaking:boom:up:broken_heart:dont ever bother texting:calling: me:woman:back:back:because:yin_yang:im:no_entry:blocking:no_entry:your:arrow_right: number:telephone_receiver:I:eyes:hate:worried:you:frowning:so:confounded:much:sob:and:eye:i never:clap:want:1234:to:symbols:see:100:you:middle_finger:EVER:middle_finger:again:diamond_shape_with_a_dot_inside:i :waving_black_flag:hope:nauseated_face:you:dizzy_face:lose every single:desktop_computer:game:computer:for :dvd:the:telescope:rest:peach:of:crying_cat_face:your:older_man::skin-tone-6:life:sweat:goodbye:sweat:','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-07 14:09:57');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (142,'kill yourself','U5T0J1UHY','2018-02-07 14:10:39');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (143,':unamused: Yousa :no_entry_sign: no tinken:thinking_face: yousa :ok_hand::skin-tone-2: greater:tongue: den :eggplant: da :frog: Gungans.. :person_with_blond_hair:?:skin-tone-2:‍:male_sign:Mesa :+1::skin-tone-2:like :hankey: dis. :triumph: Maybe :fire:wesa :tired_face: bein :two_men_holding_hands:friends:sweat_drops:','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-07 14:10:54');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (144,'‪Damn girl :heart_eyes: you so fly :airplane: that if I didn\'t know any better :books: I would think :thinking_face: you were the tornado :tornado: that stopped the 1274 Mongol invasion of Japan :jp:‬','U5T0J1UHY','2018-02-07 14:26:05');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (145,'Let me warn you: it\'s gonna get wet and juicy today. Yet there is nothing to fear. On the contrary female ejaculation is an incredibly empowering feeling. Sometimes it is referred to as squirting or gushing. In tantra it is referred to as kalas, which indicate the esoteric nature of this phenomena and its connection with the cycles and the moon. My favorite one is a beautiful word for it amrita, which means \"divine nectar.\" Are you getting the feel of it? Mmm...\n\nIt\'s SO not pee. Here\'s a study that proves it: first of all, the smell is different. Female ejaculation smells wonderfully. It tastes really good too. The amounts of the liquid vary from woman to woman and from day to day. I know from my own experience - sometimes I will trickle a few drops, and other times the amount can be significant. These large amounts are truly amazing. And doctors won\'t give you an explanation to why it happens. Medicine accepts that some liquid can come from the Skene\'s gland, that\'s what female ejaculation is for them. But the abundant fluids cannot be explained by conventional medicine.\n\nHere\'s a hint: female ejaculation is a MYSTICAL experience. It is directly related with your connection with the cycles of the Moon. If you pay attention you will notice that on some days of the month squirting is easier than on others. Tantra says that the ability to produce kalas is a woman\'s step into paranormal powers. It is the physical manifestation of sexual energy. How cool is that? AND YOU CAN DO THAT TOO.\n\nThe liquid is very precious. It has lots of healing properties, the results of which I have witnessed many times. Tantric people try not to waste a drop of it; they will drink it and rub it on the skin. It feels and tastes beautifully.','U5T0J1UHY','2018-02-07 15:24:36');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (146,'I :eye: just talked to Jesus :latin_cross::pray::skin-tone-2::church::place_of_worship: He said what up :point_up:, Yeezus:question::bear: I said shit :hankey::hankey: I\'m chillin\' :snowflake::ocean: Tryna stack :books:these millions :dollar::dollar::100::100:I know he :point_up:the most high :weary::heart_eyes: But I am a close high :upside_down_face::upside_down_face: Mi casa, su casa :house: That\'s our cosa nostra :sunglasses::+1::skin-tone-2: I:clap:am:clap: a :clap: god :latin_cross: I :clap:am :clap:a :clap:god :star_of_david: I :clap: am:clap: a god :star_and_crescent: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH‼️ :tired_face::tired_face:','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-08 20:45:23');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (147,'Number#️⃣ 1️⃣5️⃣: Burger:hamburger: King:crown: Foot:footprints: Lettuce:herb:\n\nThe:point_right: last:flushed: thing:astonished::thinking_face: you\'d:point_right::boy: want:face_with_raised_eyebrow: in:point_down: your:point_right: Burger:hamburger: King:crown: burger:hamburger: is:thinking_face: someone\'s:man: foot:footprints: fungus:mushroom:. But:flushed: as:neutral_face: it:point_right: turns:arrow_left: out:arrow_right:, that:footprints::herb: might:fearful: be:nauseated_face::face_vomiting: what:point_right: you:point_right::boy: get:mask:. A:point_right: 4channer:four_leaf_clover: uploaded:smiling_imp::computer: a:point_right: photo:frame_with_picture: to:point_right: the:thinking_face: site:computer::four_leaf_clover: anonymously:cat:‍:computer: showcasing:eyes: his:point_right::man: feet:footprints: in:point_down: a:point_right: plastic:put_litter_in_its_place: bin:wastebasket: of:flushed: lettuce:herb: with:arrow_right: the:mask: statement:memo: \"This:point_right: is:thinking_face: the:fearful: lettuce:herb: you:point_right::boy: eat:yum: at:fork_and_knife: Burger:hamburger: King:crown:\". Admittedly:relieved: he:point_right::man: had:mask: shoes:mans_shoe::mans_shoe: on:point_down: but:thinking_face:, that\'s:flushed: even:mask: worse:nauseated_face::face_vomiting:.','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-09 12:28:11');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (148,':writing_hand:Stocks :bulb:are :traffic_light:correcting. :moneybag::b:itcoin:moneybag: has held :exclamation:strong:top:, seeming:100: to find a :first_place_medal:perceived:heavy_dollar_sign: bottom:point_down:, though:face_with_monocle: it may decline:roller_coaster: in the :vertical_traffic_light:short term, crypto:statue_of_liberty: as a whole is :anger:still:anger: thousands of :exclamation:percent:exclamation: :chart:higher:white_check_mark: than it was :smirk:just a year :golfer:?️‍ago.:dizzy:','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-09 12:29:43');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (149,':euro:Money:dollar: will :droplet:pour:sweat_drops: into :umbrella_with_rain_drops:the crypto market :tornado:pushing:raised_hand_with_fingers_splayed: Bitcoin to new heights.:point_up_2: Altcoins will :fire:explode:fire: in a manner:helicopter: that will make :notebook:Dec 2017 :date:look like nothing:scales:, because the crypto market will be the only:bank: market going up.','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-09 12:30:17');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (150,':dollar:Dollar :ok:hyperinflates:up::arrow_upper_right: (slowly:x:, but we will see :telescope:massive price :chart_with_upwards_trend:increases :bar_chart::page_facing_up:nationally):person_frowning:?‍ People:information_desk_person:?‍ have no choice:open_hands: but to put :gloves:their investments:moneybag::credit_card: in safehaven:wrench::hourglass_flowing_sand: assets like gold:white_check_mark: and :ok_hand:crypto :sos:becuase:sos: the stock :exclamation:market :bank:continues to be :no_entry_sign:in a :arrow_lower_right:downward:arrow_down_small: trend.:put_litter_in_its_place:','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-09 12:30:27');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (151,'Today :calendar: was a :a: difficult call :calling: on:on: whether to :u6709:have :u6709: :a:a:a: two2️⃣-hour delay or :x:cancel:x:. All indications from weather:sunny: reports indicated the :thermometer:temperatures:thermometer: would :rose:rise:rose: quickly, :sos:so:sos: a :a: two:v:-hour delay was implemented. :thermometer:Temperatures:thermometer: did not:no_good::no_good:rise:chart: and some of the treated surfaces refroze:snowflake::snowflake:. If you are a:a: commuter, please:pray: use your own discretion and :pray:please:pray::pray: contact your professors:books: if you are unable:no_good::no_good: to attend class. Due to :arrow_up:fluctuating:arrow_down: :thermometer:temperatures:thermometer: we are experiencing some unfreezing:fire: and freezing:snowflake::snowflake: of sidewalks and :national_park:parking:national_park: lots around campus. :joy::joy::fire::fire::100::100::100::100::ok_hand::ok_hand:','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-09 12:33:04');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (152,'<https://www.wattpad.com/430030556-the-holy-bible-with-emojis-genesis-genesis-1-1-1>','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-09 19:42:22');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (153,' In the beginning:sunrise_over_mountains: God :pick::hammer_and_wrench:created:hammer_and_pick::hammer: the heavens:mostly_sunny: and the :earth_africa::earth_americas:earth:earth_asia::world_map:. 2 Now the :earth_africa::earth_americas:earth:earth_asia::world_map: was formless and empty, :new_moon_with_face:darkness:new_moon_with_face: was over the surface of the deep, and the :ghost:Spirit:ghost: of God was hovering over the :ocean::droplet:waters:sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops:.','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-09 19:43:00');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (154,'If :suspension_railway:suspended:suspension_railway:train:suspension_railway:emoji:suspension_railway: and :heavy_plus_sign: my girl :girl: :heart_eyes: both drowning :ocean: :scream: :wave: and I can only save one1️⃣ :triumph: :grimacing: Catch :football: me at my girl :girl:funeral :pensive: :ghost: :rose: making :hammer_and_wrench: :suspension_railway:suspended:suspension_railway:train:suspension_railway:emoji:suspension_railway: the most :arrow_up: used :cool: :suspension_railway:emoji:suspension_railway:','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-12 13:55:24');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (155,'WEEEEWOOOO WEEEEWOOOO!!! Watch :eyes: out:point_right: it\'s the:ok_hand: cool :sunglasses: dude:man: police :police_car::police_car:! Haha! :joy::joy::joy: My :slightly_smiling_face: name\'s Jared :sunglasses:. I\'m :one::seven: years old! But that doesn\'t :x:stop:underage: me:v: from being :hushed:THE:open_mouth: coolest:sunglasses::sunglasses::stuck_out_tongue: guy in town! Looking :eyes::eyes::question: for a partner:revolving_hearts::revolving_hearts::heartpulse::heartbeat: who loves fun:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::bird::candy::performing_arts::space_invader::game_die::ocean:! HMU if YOU:facepunch: are interested:eyes::tongue: in fun:syringe: times :watch::watch: with an awesome :stuck_out_tongue::grinning: dude:man::man:! Jared out:point_right::point_right:.','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-12 13:56:15');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (156,'Yo :wave::skin-tone-6::wave::skin-tone-6::wave::skin-tone-6: Bitch,,, :woman-gesturing-no::skin-tone-6::woman-gesturing-no::skin-tone-6::woman-gesturing-no::skin-tone-6: you :point_left::skin-tone-6::point_left::skin-tone-6::point_left::skin-tone-6: wit the :speaking_head_in_silhouette::speaking_head_in_silhouette::speaking_head_in_silhouette: crooked ass :peach::peach::peach: teeth :lips::lips::lips:. You better :tongue::tongue::tongue: stop :hand::skin-tone-6::hand::skin-tone-6::hand::skin-tone-6:liking :+1::skin-tone-6::+1::skin-tone-6::+1::skin-tone-6:,, &amp;&amp; :eye::eye: talking :speaking_head_in_silhouette::speaking_head_in_silhouette::speaking_head_in_silhouette: to MY :woman-tipping-hand::skin-tone-6::woman-tipping-hand::skin-tone-6::woman-tipping-hand::skin-tone-6: BABY :baby::skin-tone-6::baby::skin-tone-6::baby::skin-tone-6: DADDY :weary::weary::weary: or ima :sparkling_heart::sparkling_heart::sparkling_heart: come :sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops: and fuckin :eyes::eyes::eyes: kickkkk YOU :muscle::skin-tone-6::muscle::skin-tone-6::muscle::skin-tone-6: in the “hed”:brain::brain::brain: . RIP :cry::cry::cry: fr buh :pray::skin-tone-6::pray::skin-tone-6::pray::skin-tone-6: bye :coffin::coffin::coffin: you dusty :desert::desert::desert: ass bitch :joy::joy::joy:. This is :scream_cat::scream_cat::scream_cat: a fair :face_with_symbols_on_mouth::face_with_symbols_on_mouth::face_with_symbols_on_mouth:warning bitch :no_entry_sign::no_entry_sign::no_entry_sign:... So keep :speak_no_evil::speak_no_evil::speak_no_evil: your nasty :eggplant::eggplant::eggplant: ratatouille :rat::rat::rat: ass mouth :kiss::kiss::kiss: away from :boom::boom::boom: ME and :wind_blowing_face::wind_blowing_face::wind_blowing_face: MY baby :baby_symbol::baby_symbol::baby_symbol: daddy,,,, :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes: I don’t :no_entry::no_entry::no_entry: need you :face_vomiting::face_vomiting::face_vomiting: breaking :package::package::package:my family :restroom::restroom::restroom: apart. :sob::sob::sob: I hope :angel::skin-tone-6::angel::skin-tone-6::angel::skin-tone-6: were crystal :gem::gem::gem: clear. :memo::memo::memo: Why :question::question::question: would you wanna :woman-bowing::skin-tone-6::woman-bowing::skin-tone-6::woman-bowing::skin-tone-6: be on :point_down::skin-tone-6::point_down::skin-tone-6::point_down::skin-tone-6: the side :oncoming_police_car::oncoming_police_car::oncoming_police_car: like that :anguished::anguished::anguished: anyway ? over :arrow_heading_down::arrow_heading_down::arrow_heading_down: my head.... :face_with_head_bandage::face_with_head_bandage::face_with_head_bandage:','U5T42GE81','2018-02-13 09:53:57');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (157,'<@U5T0J1UHY> loves :heart: Chicks:hatched_chick: with dicks:eggplant:. Chicks:hatched_chick: with dicks:eggplant:. Chicks:hatched_chick: with dicks:eggplant:. Chicks :hatched_chick:with dicks:eggplant:, they:woman-with-bunny-ears-partying: aren’t :woman-gesturing-no:gay:man-tipping-hand:. That ain’t:no_entry_sign: no :no_entry_sign:fucking:expressionless: game:three_button_mouse: I:sunglasses: dont play:guitar:, when I:sunglasses: say:loud_sound:, i :sunglasses:fuck:disappointed_relieved: her:girl: cock:eggplant: everyday:desert:. I dont:man-shrugging: care if theyre :two_women_holding_hands:thicc:cow2: I’m:sunglasses: talking :loud_sound:bodies :peach:or their dick:eggplant: They fuck:persevere: me hard :angry:they fuck:weary: me quick:dash: You know:thinking_face: i love:smirk::heart_eyes: that fucking:stuck_out_tongue: shit:hankey:. I’m all :man-raising-hand:about that trap:woman-with-bunny-ears-partying: life:dancer: Not :no_entry_sign:the music:notes:, just the man:man-shrugging::girl: wife Chicks :hatched_chick:with dicks:eggplant: come:sweat_drops: with that baller:soccer: rap:man_dancing: life. Its only straight:heavy_minus_sign:, if those dicks:eggplant: are feminine:woman-with-bunny-ears-partying:. I:sunglasses:should know:smirk:, i’m a cock sucking:hushed: veteran:face_with_head_bandage:. Open:cold_sweat: wide for my salty:no_mouth: medicine.:sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::sweat_drops:. Chicks:hatched_chick: with dicks :eggplant:x7. All I’m looking:face_with_rolling_eyes: for is that long :astonished:stick of feminism.:woman-gesturing-ok: So far:top: up :arrow_up_small:my ass :speak_no_evil:you might mistake:man-shrugging: it for ventriloquism.:v: You can start:arrow_forward: to jack :fist:me off after you pull these panties:bikini: off:mobile_phone_off:. Then ill lube:lipstick: up my big black hole:wastebasket: Go :man-running:and cum:sweat_drops: inside :arrow_right_hook:my super bowl:neutral_face::persevere::disappointed_relieved::persevere::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:!','U5T42GE81','2018-02-13 10:39:23');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (158,'Now :smirk::smirk: I’m not saying :x::x: that I’d fuck :eggplant::peach::sweat_drops::sweat_drops: a puppet :lips::heart_eyes_cat::girl: but Miss Piggy :pig::pig: thicc as fuck :heart_eyes::kissing_heart::flushed: and I know Kermit :frog::frog: ain’t hitting :100::100::fire::fire: that thick cut bacon booty :peach::eggplant: the way she deserves! :knife_fork_plate:','U5T42GE81','2018-02-13 12:18:26');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (160,'i am not a weea:b:oo:raised_hand_with_fingers_splayed: i swear, if :clap: ANYONE :clap: calls :clap: me :clap: a :clap: weeb :clap: again i will fucking find you:mag_right: and i will fucking come to your house :house: with my katana set :crossed_swords: :angry: ain\'t no mercy :fire: i have over :100: katanas :dagger_knife: and i take care of them on a daily basis :triumph::triumph::triumph::skull: Don\'t you :angry: DARE :angry: talk shit :hankey: about my Hatsune Miku dakimakura collection :fire: :ok_hand::ok_hand::ok_hand::ok_hand: all i want is for my waifu Miku-Chan to be real :smirk::pensive::sweat_drops::sweat_drops::droplet:and P.S. Anime was NOT :angry: a mistake:v:\n\nNothing:fire: personnel :fire: kid :skull:','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-13 12:38:22');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (161,'Oh :scream_cat: wow!:scream_cat: You :point_left: had :kiss: SEX!:point_right::ok_hand: Congratulations!:+1::ok_hand: :-1:Just kidding.:-1: Having :two_men_holding_hands: :point_right:sex:ok_hand: is :sweat_drops: literally:100::100: the :clap: most :100: :no_mouth:basic:no_mouth:, :anguished:desperate:anguished:, :sob:tragic, hopelessly-void-of-meaning:no_entry_sign::x::no_entry:, outrageously obnoxious:unamused::-1:, troublesome, :money_with_wings: :money_with_wings::dollar::yen::euro::pound::moneybag::credit_card::gem:costly:money_with_wings::dollar::yen::euro::pound::moneybag::credit_card::gem:, and :clap: :-1::ok_hand:downright:-1::ok_hand: pointless :weary: :weary::cry:cry for :eggplant: help:weary::cry: that :neutral_face: the :clap: :milky_way::sparkler::fireworks:universe:sparkler::fireworks::milky_way: has :clap: ever :angry: screamed. :tired_face: Wow, :scream_cat: you :point_left: were :baby: :baby:born as :peach: an :japanese_ogre: objectively good:ok_hand: looking, :eyes: decent looking:+1:, or :information_desk_person: perhaps :heart_eyes: borderline acceptable:confused: member of :sweat_drops: your :clap: species:monkey:. WOW!:hushed: INCREDIBLE!:hushed:‼️:exclamation: You :point_left: managed to :sweat_drops: procure a :ok_hand: willing :dango: (which :clap: in :clap: evolutionary :monkey: terms, willing :dango: translates roughly to :sweat_drops: \"fucking desperate:pensive: for :eggplant: at :eggplant: least :100: a :ok_hand: few :point_down: reasons\") mate:couple_with_heart::man-heart-man::woman-heart-woman: and :clap: managed to :sweat_drops: somehow :laughing: perform the :clap: act :performing_arts: of :sweat_drops: intercourse:point_right::ok_hand: with :clap: :woman:her! :scream_cat:WOW!:scream_cat: This :point_left: his :sweat_drops: :100:literally:100: only :clock1130: been :clap: taking :nail_care: place :joy: for :eggplant: HUNDREDS :100: OF :sweat_drops: MILLIONS :arrows_clockwise: OF :sweat_drops: FUCKING :point_right: YEARS! :date: :unamused:WOW! Except :open_mouth: guess :frowning: what, :frowning: you :point_left: probably :heart_eyes_cat: wore a :ok_hand: :hand:condom:hand:... which :clap: means :smirk: you :point_left: :no_entry_sign:failed:no_entry_sign: at :eggplant: submitting yourself :sunglasses: to :sweat_drops: an :japanese_ogre: act :performing_arts: which :clap: means :smirk: absolutely :triumph: nothing. :no_entry_sign: The :clap: only :clock1130: thing :mobile_phone_off: left :point_left: to :sweat_drops: do :ok_hand: now :wave: is :sweat_drops: :joy:kill yourself:joy:','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-14 14:52:35');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (162,':ash: &lt;( :wank: i cant go out tonight i have brunch tomorrow :wank: )','U5TPVS84E','2018-02-16 15:06:11');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (163,'So :point_right::skin-tone-2: french :fr: class :books: is basically :woman-tipping-hand: gay :rainbow-flag: because :arrow_right: the teacher :male-teacher::skin-tone-2: is the biggest :open_hands::skin-tone-2: dick :eggplant:on earth :earth_africa: you\'re low :arrow_down: key :key: watching :nerd_face: a humongous :open_hands::skin-tone-2: dick :eggplant: for an hour :stopwatch: miss :soccer: me :raising_hand:?:skin-tone-2:‍:male_sign: with that :point_right::skin-tone-2: gay :rainbow-flag: shit :hankey:','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-16 15:36:57');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (164,':100::raised_hands::skin-tone-2::clap::skin-tone-2::weary:GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS:weary::clap::skin-tone-2::raised_hands::skin-tone-2::100: :dog: IT’S THE YEAR OF THE DOG :dog: and you know what that means you qipao SLUTS :yum::woman::eyes:, It’s time to show your AHGONG:older_man::man_with_gua_pi_mao::skin-tone-2::man_with_gua_pi_mao::skin-tone-2: and AHMA:older_woman::older_woman: your BIGGEST mandarin oranges :tangerine::tangerine::tangerine::tongue::tongue::tongue: and recieve the THICCEST HONGBAOS :ideograph_advantage::moneybag::u6e80: get your love :two_hearts: :two_hearts:letters ready for some of your 大哥’s HUGE 懒觉 :weary::tired_face::tongue::sweat_drops::sweat_drops: and get ready to be fucked :point_right::skin-tone-2::ok_hand::skin-tone-2:DOGGY style:dog::tired_face: Don’t forget to visit your relatives :older_man::older_adult::older_woman::blond-haired-man::adult: and perform DOGGY STYLE:dog::sweat_drops: to get MORE HONGBAOS:ok_hand::skin-tone-2::moneybag::moneybag: Send this to :eight::eight: of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS :moneybag::moneybag::speak_no_evil::speak_no_evil: and get a sexy LION DANCE :dragon_face::dragon_face::dancer::dancer: this CNY‼‼‼ If you get :zero:-:three: of these back, you won\'t get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get :four:-:seven: of these back your 年年有 :point_right::ok_hand::eggplant::eggplant::sweat_drops::weary::sweat_drops::weary: If you get more than :eight: back your flat chinese ass :no_mouth::no_mouth::no_mouth:will be screaming HUAT AH tonight :hotsprings::hotsprings::u6e80::u6e80:‼','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-16 15:38:01');
INSERT INTO `copypasta` VALUES (165,':interrobang:Who:interrobang: :name_badge:tf :memo:writes:black_nib: :point_up_2:these:point_up_2: :man-wearing-turban::skin-tone-6:racist:man-wearing-turban::skin-tone-6::thinking_face: sarcastic :skull_and_crossbones:evil:rage::japanese_ogre: :hankey:poopy shit:hankey: :calling:posts. This :x:aint:x: no:x: :bulb:Albert Einstein:moyai: this:white_check_mark: is:heavy_check_mark: :lower_left_crayon:AUTISM:pill: :speak_no_evil:nigga:speak_no_evil:. :clock5:Ever:new_moon::waxing_crescent_moon: :door:scince :male-detective:I was a :baby_symbol:little child:baby_symbol: I have been :eyes:sensing:eyes: :-1:these :lower_left_paintbrush::frame_with_picture:artworks:frame_with_picture::lower_left_paintbrush: of :rainbow:faggotry:rainbow:. This :japanese_ogre:shit:hankey: is EVIL:japanese_ogre:. :waxing_crescent_moon:Yesterday:waxing_crescent_moon: at :clock12:12:clock12: o\'clock ☻someone☻ :facepunch:knocked:facepunch: :on:at my :door:door:door:. :speak_no_evil:Nigga :male-detective:I give you :clock12:three :clock12:seconds to :thinking_face:guess :thinking_face:who it was. ☻He☻ was :top:1,80m tall:top:. IT WAS MY :pill:CANCEROUS:oil_drum::radioactive_sign::biohazard_sign: :arrow_left:LEFT:arrow_left: :cherries:TESTICLE:egg::egg:. :thinking_face:Why:question: was he :house:here:derelict_house_building:? :point_up:BECAUSE:point_up: OF :point_right:THESE:point_left: :barber:POSTS:fuelpump:. :moyai:I:male-detective: :fist:kept:left-facing_fist: my :iphone:phone:iphone: :arrow_lower_right:in:arrow_lower_left: my :jeans:pocket:jeans: and :point_right:these :nauseated_face:shit:hankey: :calling:posts :arrow_heading_down:gave:grimacing: my :cry:testie:egg::egg: :oil_drum:cancer:biohazard_sign:. :point_up:My :arrow_right:right:arrow_right: :cherries:testicle:cherries: is :mantelpiece_clock:already :nauseated_face::nauseated_face:very ill:nauseated_face::nauseated_face:. If you want to save him, contact whoever writes these posts.','U5SV39UP5','2018-02-20 18:55:46');
/*!40101 SET @saved_cs_client     = @@character_set_client */;
/*!40101 SET character_set_client = utf8 */;
CREATE TABLE `quote` (
  `id` int(11) unsigned NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,
  `quote` blob NOT NULL,
  `user` varchar(32) NOT NULL DEFAULT '',
  `updated` datetime NOT NULL DEFAULT CURRENT_TIMESTAMP ON UPDATE CURRENT_TIMESTAMP,
  PRIMARY KEY (`id`)
) ENGINE=InnoDB AUTO_INCREMENT=21 DEFAULT CHARSET=utf8mb4;
/*!40101 SET character_set_client = @saved_cs_client */;
INSERT INTO `quote` VALUES (5,'&lt; <@U5TPVS84E> &gt; im on 300mb and somtimes it goes down like 90% of the way and i dont notice\n&lt; <@U5TPVS84E> &gt; because who the fuck needs internet that fast\n&lt; <@U5T3QSJPP> &gt; Depends how many Chaturbate tabs you’ve got open.\n&lt; <@U5SUYBLEP> &gt; chaturbate\n&lt; <@U5SUYBLEP> &gt; what year is it','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-14 17:26:09');
INSERT INTO `quote` VALUES (7,'&lt; @BOT BOT BOT &gt; :scrabble-l: :scrabble-i: :scrabble-l: :spacer: :scrabble-f: :scrabble-u: :scrabble-n: :scrabble-n: :scrabble-e: :scrabble-l:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-14 18:59:21');
INSERT INTO `quote` VALUES (9,'&lt; <@BOT BOT BOT> &gt; _Having :clap: sex :clap: with :clap: a :clap: girl :clap: is :clap: GAY. :clap: Half :clap: of :clap: her :clap: chromosomes :clap: are :clap: from :clap: her :clap: dad :clap: and :clap: half :clap: of :clap: her :clap: chromosomes :clap: are :clap: from :clap: her :clap: mom. :clap: But :clap: so :clap: are :clap: yours. :clap: Therefore, :clap: every :clap: time :clap: you :clap: have :clap: sex :clap: it’s :clap: 50% :clap: gay :clap: and :clap: 50% :clap: straight. :clap: So :clap: if :clap: u :clap: ain’t :clap: bi :clap: then :clap: quit :clap: having :clap: sex. :clap: Y’all :clap: motherfuckers :clap: make :clap: me :clap: sick._','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-15 12:24:41');
INSERT INTO `quote` VALUES (10,'&lt; <@U5TQU3WQ7> &gt; <@U5TPVS84E> I\'m at BENYON wharf what\'s the password\n&lt; <@BOT BOT BOT> &gt; :scrabble-l: :scrabble-i: :scrabble-l: :spacer: :scrabble-f: :scrabble-u: :scrabble-n: :scrabble-n: :scrabble-e: :scrabble-l:','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-15 14:06:23');
INSERT INTO `quote` VALUES (11,'&lt; <@U5W0P5UGH> &gt; is this slack even for dev related questions? :thinking_face:\n&lt; <@U5SESGTME> &gt; there are channels for that, yup\n&lt; <@U5SESGTME> &gt; it’s mostly brit memes and :poop:, though\n&lt; <@U5TQU3WQ7> &gt; <@U5W0P5UGH> life questions mostly m8\n&lt; <@U5T3QSJPP> &gt; Like this one:\n&lt; <@U5T3QSJPP> &gt; /nosetime\n@lt; <@NOSE TIME> &gt; :rolled_up_newspaper: :rice: ?','U5TQU3WQ7','2018-02-07 14:31:14');
INSERT INTO `quote` VALUES (13,'&lt; <@U5TPVS84E> &gt; the road near where i work\n&lt; <@U5TPVS84E> &gt; has like made a lil funnel or something\n&lt; <@U5TPVS84E> &gt; and i swear the wind is 60mph','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-15 14:50:21');
INSERT INTO `quote` VALUES (14,'&lt; <@U5TQU3WQ7> &gt; bot wont reply until 3:10\n&lt; <@U5T0D3EQJ> &gt; michael\n&lt; <@BOT BOT BOT> &gt; :iiiiiiiiiiiiii: &lt; ( _iiiiiiiiiiiiii_ )','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-15 15:09:28');
INSERT INTO `quote` VALUES (15,'&lt; <@U5TPVS84E> &gt; there is a small hole growing in the bottom of my foot\n&lt; <@U5TPVS84E> &gt; interesting\n&lt; <@BOT BOT BOT> &gt; :hole::finger_hole::finger_hole::finger_hole::hole::finger_hole::hole: hole shit HOLe sHit :hole: thats :hole: some hole :finger_hole::hole: shit right :hole::hole: there :finger_hole::hole::hole: right :hole: there :hole::hole: if i do say so myself :finger_hole: i say so :hole: thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ᶦᵗ\'ˢ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ :hole::hole::hole::hole: ZO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵐ: :finger_hole::hole::hole::finger_hole::finger_hole::hole::finger_hole::finger_hole::hole::finger_hole: hole shit','U5TQU3WQ7','2017-12-19 17:14:49');
INSERT INTO `quote` VALUES (16,'&lt; <@U5SUYBLEP> &gt; (internally i weap)','U5TQU3WQ7','2018-01-18 13:04:40');
INSERT INTO `quote` VALUES (17,'&lt; <@BOT BOT BOT> &gt; !cp add I :eye: just talked to Jesus :latin_cross::pray::skin-tone-2::church::place_of_worship: He said what up :point_up:, Yeezus:question::bear: I said shit :hankey::hankey: I\'m chillin\' :snowflake::ocean: Tryna stack :books:these millions :dollar::dollar::100::100:I know he :point_up:the most high :weary::heart_eyes: But I am the best way to insert content into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his fiery red monster cock.','U5TQU3WQ7','2018-02-09 12:53:14');
INSERT INTO `quote` VALUES (18,'&lt; <@U5TQU3WQ7> &gt; !m <@U5T0J1UHY>\n&lt; <@BOT BOT BOT> &gt; I m not sure my feeble mind can handle that amount of bullshit right now','U5TQU3WQ7','2018-02-13 17:27:50');
INSERT INTO `quote` VALUES (19,'&lt; <@BOT BOT BOT> &gt; You laugh at me because I\'m different, I laugh at you because you\'re all the same','U5TQU3WQ7','2018-02-13 21:17:04');
INSERT INTO `quote` VALUES (20,'&lt; <@BOT BOT BOT> &gt; :callum2: &lt; ( _:callum2: :f: •?((¯°·._.•  RIP Lil\' Funnel, victim of Malaysian Airlines Flight MH370 •._.·°¯))؟• :f: :callum:_ )\n&lt; <@U5TQU3WQ7> &gt; he is dead\n&lt; <@BOT BOT BOT> &gt; i wish i was dead','U5TQU3WQ7','2018-02-15 16:09:14');
/*!40101 SET @saved_cs_client     = @@character_set_client */;
/*!40101 SET character_set_client = utf8 */;
CREATE TABLE `settings` (
  `key` varchar(32) NOT NULL DEFAULT '',
  `value` blob NOT NULL,
  `title` blob,
  PRIMARY KEY (`key`)
) ENGINE=InnoDB DEFAULT CHARSET=utf8;
/*!40101 SET character_set_client = @saved_cs_client */;
INSERT INTO `settings` VALUES ('triggerChanceToSpeak','\"10\"','Out of 100, the chance that the bot can auto reply to triggers automatically straight after the timer has been reset.');
INSERT INTO `settings` VALUES ('triggerReplyInterval','\"360000\"','How much time has to elapse before the bot has a 100% chance of triggering');
INSERT INTO `settings` VALUES ('updateChannelsInterval','\"300000\"','How often to request the channels list from the Slack API');
INSERT INTO `settings` VALUES ('updateUsersInterval','\"300000\"','How often to request the users list from the Slack API');
/*!40101 SET @saved_cs_client     = @@character_set_client */;
/*!40101 SET character_set_client = utf8 */;
CREATE TABLE `triggers` (
  `id` int(11) unsigned NOT NULL AUTO_INCREMENT,
  `trigger` varchar(128) NOT NULL DEFAULT '',
  `phrase` blob NOT NULL,
  `added` datetime NOT NULL DEFAULT CURRENT_TIMESTAMP ON UPDATE CURRENT_TIMESTAMP,
  `user` varchar(32) NOT NULL DEFAULT '',
  PRIMARY KEY (`id`)
) ENGINE=InnoDB AUTO_INCREMENT=88 DEFAULT CHARSET=utf8;
/*!40101 SET character_set_client = @saved_cs_client */;
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (1,'<@u87u6es12>','fuck off you mug','2017-12-13 14:53:14','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (2,'<@u87u6es12>','are you mugging me off in front of my friends?','2017-12-13 14:58:49','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (3,'<@u87u6es12>','oi lads who remembers that time lil funnel archived general, twat','2017-12-13 14:58:57','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (4,'kanken',':enrique: < ( _kanken is for girls and i am a thicccc girl :fidget:_ )','2017-12-13 14:59:33','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (5,'<@u5tpvs84e>','_did you mean, Lil Funnel?_','2017-12-13 15:00:05','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (6,'/nosetime',':rolled_up_newspaper:\n:spacer::rice::rice::rice::rice::rice::rice::rice::rice::rice::rice::rice:','2017-12-13 15:00:30','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (7,'edm',':callum2: _&lt; ( this new david guetta track is sick! )_','2017-12-13 15:00:48','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (8,'cripsy','_crispy_','2017-12-13 15:01:53','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (9,':smirt',':smirt:','2017-12-13 15:03:15','U5SV39UP5');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (10,'hunter2','*******? see?','2017-12-13 16:42:01','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (11,'callum','_did you mean, Lil Funnel?_','2017-12-13 16:44:01','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (12,'michael',':uuuuuuuu: < ( _uuuuuuuu_ )','2017-12-13 16:45:06','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (13,'michael',':ooooooooo: < ( _ooooooooo_ )','2017-12-13 16:45:19','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (14,'michael',':aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: < ( _aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa_ )','2017-12-13 16:45:50','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (15,'michael',':iiiiiiiiiiiiii: < ( _iiiiiiiiiiiiii_ )','2017-12-13 16:45:45','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (16,'callum',':scrabble-l: :scrabble-i: :scrabble-l: :spacer: :scrabble-f: :scrabble-u: :scrabble-n: :scrabble-n: :scrabble-e: :scrabble-l:','2017-12-13 16:48:05','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (17,'<@u5tpvs84e>',':scrabble-l: :scrabble-i: :scrabble-l: :spacer: :scrabble-f: :scrabble-u: :scrabble-n: :scrabble-n: :scrabble-e: :scrabble-l:','2017-12-13 16:48:11','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (18,'dota','League is better tbh','2017-12-13 16:48:31','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (19,'<@u5sv39up5>','_Awwwww he’s a good boy_ :dog: ','2017-12-13 17:36:04','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (20,'adobe','_GATHER :clap: THE :clap: CROWD_\n\n_SHOUT :clap: IT :clap: ALOUD_\n\n_CHIRS :clap: O’DOWD_','2017-12-14 15:21:59','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (21,'sql','I preferred the original.','2017-12-14 13:02:30','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (22,'rekt','rekt the discotheque','2017-12-19 17:29:17','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (23,'dick','“🇮 🇳 🇪 🇪 🇩 🇸 🇴 🇲 🇪 🇩 🇮 🇨 🇰 🇮 🇳 🇲 🇾 🇱 🇮 🇫 🇪”','2017-12-26 17:55:53','U5T42GE81');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (24,'duck',':rubberduck: ','2017-12-26 18:14:45','U5SESGTME');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (25,'thick','乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄工匚匚','2018-01-04 21:56:02','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (26,'thick',':wheelchair::callum2: &lt; ( Nnnnnghhhh I’m thick as shit )','2018-01-04 21:56:37','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (27,'true','`!0`','2018-01-05 17:10:23','U5SV39UP5');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (28,'<@u5tpvs84e>',':callum2:  &lt; ( _it’s ya boiiiii, Lil, Funnel_ )','2018-01-09 11:47:02','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (30,'reggae','Shoodilley-wop. shoodilley-woop. ooh wow oooooooooh, eeh-ooh. eeh-ooh, ooh-eeh-ooh. shoodilley-waddliley-diddley-diddley wow-oh-oh. Zeen!','2018-01-10 13:16:52','U5T42GE81');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (31,'grill','i HTAEE the friend zone u make a girl chocolate milk and she WONT have sexd with u unbelievable whats the point','2018-01-15 13:49:49','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (32,'salary','So you know me :triumph::smiling_imp::triumph:workin:+1::+1: grindin :muscle::muscle::muscle:stackin the CASH :moneybag::moneybag::dollar::dollar:workin so I can be :gem::gem:LAVISH :gem::gem:but hey:point_up::point_up: it’s not easy:no_good:‍♂️:no_good:‍♂️ always being on the clock. :mantelpiece_clock::alarm_clock:','2018-01-15 13:55:05','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (33,'fuggedaboutit','“Forget about it” is, like, if you agree with someone, you know, like “Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass. Forget about it!” But then, if you disagree, like “A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it!” You know? But then, it’s also like if something’s the greatest thing in the world, like, “Minchia! Those peppers! Forget about it!” But it’s also like saying “Go to hell!” too. Like, you know, like “Hey Paulie, you got a one-inch pecker?” and Paulie says “Forget about it!” Sometimes it just means “Forget about it.','2018-01-22 14:51:26','U5T42GE81');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (34,'shitpost',':shitposting::shitposting::shitposting::shitposting::shitposting::shitposting::shitposting: shitpost shit ShiTpoSt sHiT :shitposting: thats :shitposting: some shitpost :shitposting::shitposting: shit right :shitposting::shitposting: there :shitposting::shitposting::shitposting: right :shitposting: there :shitposting::shitposting: if i do say so myself :shitposting: i say so :shitposting: thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ :shitposting::shitposting::shitposting::shitposting: ZO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵐ: :shitposting::shitposting::shitposting::shitposting::shitposting::shitposting::shitposting::shitposting::shitposting::shitposting: shitpost shit','2018-02-02 16:16:54','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (35,'<@u5sesgtme>','bebraws memaw rides a seesaw','2018-02-02 16:17:46','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (36,'dead','i wish i was dead','2018-02-07 13:30:59','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (37,'<@u5t0d3eqj>','he hasn’t quit yet','2018-02-07 13:30:47','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (38,'<@u5sesgtme>',':fedora:','2018-02-08 11:40:55','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (39,'<@u5t0d3eqj>','<http://hasgaffenquityet.com|hasgaffenquityet.com>','2018-02-13 15:05:11','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (40,'<@u5t0d3eqj>','Apuesta de 50 pesos que gaffen aún no se ha marchado','2018-02-13 15:06:39','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (41,'cunt','Oi oi cunty!','2018-02-13 15:11:19','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (42,'anal',':fist::fist::right-facing_fist::fist::arthur-fist::right-facing_fist::right-facing_fist: fisty:spacer:boii shit FiSTy:spacer:Boii sHIt :right-facing_fist: thats :right-facing_fist: some fisty:spacer:boii :right-facing_fist::fist_bump: shit right :arthur-fist::arthur-fist: there :arthur-fist::fist_bump::fist_bump: right :right-facing_fist: there :fist::right-facing_fist: if i do say so myself :fist: i say so :right-facing_fist: thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ :fist::fist_bump::right-facing_fist::fist_bump: ZO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵐ: :fist::right-facing_fist::arthur-fist::right-facing_fist::fist_bump::right-facing_fist::fist_bump::fist_bump::arthur-fist::fist_bump: fisty:spacer:boii shit','2018-02-13 16:45:14','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (43,'sunset','This makes me want to ride a big dick into the sunset :drooling_face: :heart_eyes_cat: :sunrise:','2018-02-13 16:54:07','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (44,'rekt','Not REKT','2018-02-13 17:30:54','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (45,'rekt','REKT','2018-02-13 17:30:57','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (46,'rekt','REKTangle','2018-02-13 17:31:08','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (47,'rekt','REKTangle','2018-02-13 17:31:18','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (48,'rekt','SHREKT','2018-02-13 17:31:23','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (49,'rekt','rekt-it ralph','2018-02-13 17:31:31','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (50,'rekt','total REKTall','2018-02-13 17:31:39','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (51,'rekt','The Lord of the REKT','2018-02-13 17:31:47','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (52,'rekt','The Usual SusREKTs','2018-02-13 17:31:54','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (53,'rekt','North By NorthREKT','2018-02-13 17:32:01','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (54,'rekt','REKT to the Future','2018-02-13 17:32:07','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (55,'rekt','Once Upon a Time in the REKT','2018-02-13 17:32:15','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (56,'rekt','James and the Giant REKT','2018-02-13 17:32:21','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (57,'rekt','The Good, the Bad and the REKT','2018-02-13 17:32:42','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (58,'rekt','Tyrannosaurus REKT','2018-02-13 17:32:53','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (59,'rekt','eREKTile dysfunction','2018-02-13 17:33:11','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (60,'rekt','10/10 would REKT again','2018-02-13 17:33:22','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (61,'rekt','I came in like a REKTing ball','2018-02-13 17:33:36','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (62,'rekt','Silence of the REKT','2018-02-13 17:33:47','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (63,'rekt','Wake me up when REKTember ends','2018-02-13 17:33:53','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (64,'rekt','REKTal Cancer','2018-02-13 17:33:59','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (65,'rekt','50 shades of REKT','2018-02-13 17:34:09','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (66,'rekt','Harry Potter and the Philosophers REKT','2018-02-13 17:34:22','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (67,'rekt',':white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::black_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:\n:white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square::white_large_square:','2018-02-13 17:34:37','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (68,'traps','Chickless dicks','2018-04-13 12:09:52','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (69,'trap','Dickless chick','2018-04-13 12:09:55','U5T0J1UHY');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (70,'trendy','havin\' nu-age fun with a vintage feel','2018-04-13 12:09:57','U5T0J1UHY');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (71,'mongo','( _my name is Tony hurrrrr hurrrrr_ ) &gt; :el-neutral: ','2018-02-14 21:22:46','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (72,'enrique',':enrique: &lt;( about dat line… )','2018-02-15 16:26:32','U5SUYBLEP');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (73,'enrique',':enrique_dm: &lt;( How big is your cock? )','2018-02-15 16:32:25','U5T42GE81');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (74,'alex','*unsheathes*','2018-02-15 16:36:31','U5T0J1UHY');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (75,'alex',':alexgaudiosi: &lt;( I\'m a game hoarder :fedora: )','2018-02-15 16:37:32','U5T0J1UHY');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (76,'luck','I\'m not having much luck with jobs lately: I couldn\'t concentrate in the orange juice factory, wasn\'t suited to be a tailor; couldn\'t cut it as barber, didn\'t have the patience to be a doctor; didn\'t fit in the shoe factory; pool maintenance was too draining, I sucked at the lollipop shop, I was too cocky at the Ann Summers shop, I found out that I can\'t bet on a stable income at the bookies, I couldn\'t see any future as a historian, I was shit at waste refuse management and I was in two minds about becoming a psychotherapist.','2018-02-16 16:15:48','U5T42GE81');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (77,'joke','<@U5T0J1UHY> what’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.','2018-02-16 09:27:56','U5T42GE81');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (78,'enrique',':enrique: &lt;( about dat line… )','2018-02-16 11:58:30','U5SUYBLEP');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (79,'triggered','<https://i.imgur.com/VdoWVmU.gif>','2018-02-16 12:19:39','U5T42GE81');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (80,'triggered',':triggered-af::triggered-af::triggered-af::triggered-af::triggered-af::triggered-af::triggered-af::triggered-af-right::triggered-af-right::triggered-af-right::triggered-af-right::triggered-af-right::triggered-af-right::triggered-af-right:','2018-02-16 12:25:57','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (81,'saab',':baguette_bread: :croissant: :waving_white_flag: :flag-fr:','2018-02-16 12:30:56','U5T0J1UHY');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (82,'<@u5tqu3wq7>',':ash: &lt;( :wank: i cant go out tonight i have brunch tomorrow :wank: )','2018-02-16 15:10:55','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (83,'troll','Meh, it’s literally just troll after troll, and trolling me as well. I’m not really interested in that in all honesty, so if ever this has some serious conversation invite me back','2018-02-16 16:15:29','U5SUYBLEP');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (84,'<@u5t0j1uhy>','https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/13/710/710013.gif','2018-04-13 12:09:27','U5T42GE81');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (85,'bebraw',':thinking_face::callum2::bebraw::bebraw::bebraw::callum2::bebraw: <#C5XSZB743|mildly-interesting> shit <#C5XSZB743|mILDLY-interestInG> sHIt :thinking_face: thats :bebraw: some <#C5XSZB743|mildly-interesting> :bebraw::thinking_face: shit right :thinking_face::bebraw: there :callum2::bebraw::thinking_face: right :thinking_face: there :bebraw::bebraw: if i do say so myself :bebraw: i say so :thinking_face: thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ᶦᵗ\'ˢ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ :callum2::thinking_face::callum2::callum2: ZO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵐ: :thinking_face::bebraw::callum2::callum2::bebraw::callum2::callum2::bebraw::bebraw::callum2: <#C5XSZB743|mildly-interesting> shit','2018-02-20 13:50:13','U5T42GE81');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (86,'bebraw',':nlbc::bebraw::nlbc::nlbc::fedora: fedora shit fEDORA sHIT :bebraw: thats  some fedora :bebraw::fedora: shit right :fedora: there :fedora::bebraw::bebraw: right :bebraw: there :fedora: if i do say so myself :bebraw: i say so :fedora: thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ᶦᵗ\'ˢ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ :bebraw::bebraw::bebraw: ZO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵐ: :fedora::bebraw::bebraw::nlbc::fedora::nlbc::fedora: fedora shit','2018-02-20 14:11:10','U5TQU3WQ7');
INSERT INTO `triggers` VALUES (87,'bye',':nlbc: &lt; ( _I never got the chance to say goodbye_ )','2018-02-20 14:11:43','U5TQU3WQ7');