Are you a retard? You probably wouldn't know if you were, because you're retarded. Here's an easy test: Do you think you're really smart, but have never done anything useful or difficult in your life? Chances are, this applies to you. Don't fret (fret means 'worry'), for even YOU can make other retards believe that you have some semblance of cleverness.
One way to appear profound or clever to other retards on YouTube is to put something basic in the comments. If you're watching a movie, skit, or other type of show that is quotable, just make a comment containing a random quote from the video. Don't bother throwing any original thoughts into your comment. Originality is for losers with talent. And whatever you do, DON'T explain your comment or how it will ever be anything other than a waste of everyone else's time to read. If people don't instantly understand why you made such a basic, useless comment, they shouldn't be watching YouTube.
A great way to appear like you know what you're talking about is to challenge people to an argument, when you yourself don't know what an argument is or how to support it with evidence and facts. Your opponent can't win an argument you don't have. Checkmate, Atheists! Remember, the key to looking smart in front of other retards is to cram as many logical fallacies into your "argument" as possible.
It's obligatory (that means required) to say "Your dumb", spelled exactly that way. Other retards will rally behind you like you're the babboon with the most colorful butt. Meanwhile you will bring joy to your opponent who appreciates the irony of you misspelling one of the most common words in your primary language.
Whenever your opponent presents facts that disprove your claims, never change your mind. Having your mind changed by evidence is called "learning", but you're a retard who is incapable of this. Instead, call your opponent a dumb kid or say something about their mom. It's always super effective, especially in the 90s. Being obstinate (that means stubborn) is how Einstein became famous, and you are literally Einstein.
If your opponent asks you a question, chances are he's using the socratic method to get you to admit how idiotic your own argument is. This is something only clever people do, so don't fall for it! Refuse to answer anyone else's questions. Admitting you're wrong is scary! It feels much better to just believe whatever stupid shit pops into your mind or is fed to you by your retarded friends on social media. As everybody knows, feelings are more important than reality. If they weren't, religion wouldn't exist. Religion exists, therefore facts don't matter.
A great way to show off your mental acuity (that means sharpness) is to quote nonauthoratative sources and pretend that it's not anally-derived nonsensical garbage. Common examples are:
"I heard on Fox News that..."
"I saw an article on Medium saying..."
"<insert famous social media retard here> said..."
The only part of an article you need to read is the title. They're definitely not clickbait intentionally designed for the outlet to make money from ads to maintain their business. Reading about details and specifics is unnecessary. Ain't nobody got time for that.
As long as you list a source, no matter how worthless it is, other retards will think you've done research. As everyone knows, doing research makes you right, because everything on the internet is true. Also, if someone is really popular, that means they must be a perfect person who's always right. You know, like Hitler.
If you are a retard seeking love on a dating app, be sure to put information on your bio that applies to everyone, like "I love to laugh" or "I like food". This lets other retards know that you have a pulse. You should also put instagram filters on all of your profile pics. You look more attractive as a dog, and it shows other retards that you know how to press random buttons on apps designed to sell your information to other companies. Also, please do me a favor and say you love Jesus so I can swipe left as efficiently as possible.