Excuse Engine 🎭

Generate perfect excuses for any situation.

Because sometimes the truth is overrated.

What is this?

A beautifully absurd web app that generates believable excuses for when you need them most.

Categories

• 💼 Work — Late? Missing meetings? We've got you.
• 🎉 Social — Need to bail on plans? Say no more.
• 👨‍👩‍👧 Family — Dodging gatherings with grace.
• 🏋️ Gym — Rest days are important, right?
• 💕 Dating — Reschedule without the guilt.
• ⏰ Being Late — Classic excuses, refined.

Features

• 🎲 Random excuse generation
• 📊 Believability rating
• 📋 One-click copy
• 📤 Share with friends
• 🌙 Beautiful dark UI

Revenue Model

Tier	Price	Features
Free	£0	3 excuses/day
Pro	£2.99/mo	Unlimited, Boss-Proof tier, Parent-Approved tier, no ads
API	£9.99/mo	For developers, 10K requests/month

Tech Stack

• Pure HTML/CSS/JS (no frameworks)
• Local storage for rate limiting
• Deployable to Vercel/Netlify

Deploy

# Deploy to Vercel
vercel

# Or Netlify
netlify deploy --prod

Future Ideas

• AI-powered custom excuses (GPT integration)
• "Excuse of the Day" email newsletter
• Mobile app (React Native)
• Slack integration
• Chrome extension
• Excuse history & favorites

Disclaimer

Use responsibly. We're not liable if your excuse doesn't work. 😅

License

MIT — Go wild.

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Built with 😅 during a late-night coding session.