"I tried touching grass once. It segfaulted."
- 👨💻 Booted into reality with
main() {}instead of crying - 🧠 Writes engines that probably violate Newton's laws and human rights
- 📉 Refuses to document anything but will spend 4 hours aligning README badges
- 🧪 Studies quant finance not to get rich, but to lose money faster... intelligently
- 🔥 Terminal rice enjoyer, Neovim config war veteran
- 🐸 Sleep is a background process, occasionally segfaults
