Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-6617 (?)
- SCP-6617 is an island in the Atlantic Ocean that doesn't appear on any maps. If any living person gets within 50 meters of it, they become physically unable to leave, with all attempts to move them away, whether by air, sea, or their own efforts, failing and always bringing them back to the island. SCP-6617-1 is a woman of Mediterranean descent on the island who causes anyone who sees her to feel a strong urge to rescue her, even though she isn't in danger. She cannot leave the island either, and viewing her usually leads to people becoming trapped alongside her. She doesn't age or need food or water, but can experience things like sunburn. To contain the island, a patrol boat keeps civilian ships away, and personnel are strictly forbidden from looking at the island or SCP-6617-1 to prevent them from becoming trapped.
- Mollie's Nipple (?)
- "Mollie's Nipple" or "Molly's Nipple" is a name given to multiple geological features, including peaks, buttes, and wells, primarily located in Utah. There are at least seven, and possibly up to eleven, such features, with some attributed to pioneer John Kitchen, who named them in honor of his wife Molly. Notable examples include a mountain summit in Kane County known for its challenging climb and scenic views, a rocky knob in Bear River Gorge where an outlaw reportedly hid treasures, and a butte in Hurricane Valley with archaeological significance for its use by indigenous peoples.