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┌─────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ ⚰️ Medicine Graduate → Code Necromancer │
│ 🕯️ Freelance WordPress Developer │
│ 🗝️ Plugin Builder • Payment Alchemist │
└─────────────────────────────────────────────┘
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/ \
| "From healing bodies to healing |
| broken code. Both require dark |
| rituals and forbidden knowledge" |
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
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Festus — A clinical medicine graduate (December 2025) who traded the scalpel for the semicolon. Now I summon payment gateways and bind data to the mortal realm through WordPress incantations.
🌍 Dwelling: Kenya
🕯️ Current Curse: Building payment solutions & WordPress automation from the void
⚰️ Languages Spoken: PHP, Next.js, and the ancient tongues of REST APIs
<?php
// Summoning custom functionality
function conjure_magic() {
// Custom plugins
// BuddyPress rituals
// Theme manifestations
// Performance enchantments
}
|
<?php
// Transmuting commerce into code
add_action('woocommerce_curse', function() {
// Custom extensions
// Payment gateway bindings
// Checkout optimization
// Subscription sorcery
});
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┃ 💳 Payment Integration Grimoire ┃
┃ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃
┃ • M-Pesa API summoning & automation ┃
┃ • Multi-gateway payment orchestration ┃
┃ • Paywall & content monetization curses ┃
┃ • Transaction tracking & dark analytics ┃
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┃ 🏚️ Business Web Constructs ┃
┃ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃
┃ • Static pages forged in darkness ┃
┃ • Landing pages & corporate facades ┃
┃ • Performance & security hexes ┃
┃ • SEO optimization rituals ┃
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╭──────────────────────────────────────────────╮
│ │
│ 🐘 PHP ████████████░░░░ 80% │
│ ⚛️ Next.js ██████░░░░░░░░░░ 50% │
│ 🔧 WordPress ██████████████░░ 90% │
│ 💀 Git ████████░░░░░░░░ 65% │
│ 🕸️ APIs ███████████░░░░░ 75% │
│ │
╰──────────────────────────────────────────────╯
_____________________
/ \
/ Need a WordPress \
/ sorcerer? A payment \
/ system whisperer? \
/_____________________________ \
"I moved from diagnosing patients to debugging code.
Both require precision, logic, and the acceptance
that nothing works on the first try."
┌─────────────────────────────────────────┐
│ │
│ Building. Breaking. Fixing. Shipping. │
│ │
│ In darkness, we compile. │
│ │
└─────────────────────────────────────────┘