LLMageddon: Crash Hunters

Welcome to LLMageddon, the ultimate tool for market reaction enthusiasts! This cutting-edge system ensures you're always one step ahead of the chaos, ready to capitalize on breaking news about China's latest LLM (Large Language Model) developments.

This is the future of finance meets AI, with a sprinkle of economic turbulence. Short GPU stocks the moment the news hits. Why? Because we know nothing spells doom for the market like a shiny new LLM emerging from the East.

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Why LLMageddon?

The release of a new LLM in China is no ordinary event. It's practically a financial meteor strike. NVIDIA stocks? Tanking. Retail investors? Panicking. With LLMageddon, you don't just survive the chaos—you thrive in it.

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Features

• Automated News Scanning: Constantly monitors global news sources to detect announcements about new LLMs from China. No breaking headline goes unnoticed.
• Automated Trading: Connects directly to Alpaca API to short GPU stocks faster than the speed of a retail investor’s regret.
• Fully Configurable: Whether you want to short NVIDIA, AMD, or your own hopes and dreams, LLMageddon is here for you.

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Installation

Before you start profiting from the inevitable market rollercoaster, set up LLMageddon by following these steps:

Prerequisites

• Python 3.9+
• API Keys for:
  • Alpaca (for trading)
  • A search API like Serper (for news scanning)

Step 1: Clone the Repository

git clone https://github.com/yourusername/LLMageddon.git
cd LLMageddon

Step 2: Install Dependencies

pip install -r requirements.txt

Step 3: Configure API Keys

Set your environment variables:

export SERPER_API_KEY=your_serper_api_key export
ALPACA_API_KEY=your_alpaca_api_key export
ALPACA_SECRET_KEY=your_alpaca_secret_key

Alternatively, you can use a .env file because typing these every time is annoying:

SERPER_API_KEY=your_serper_api_key
ALPACA_API_KEY=your_alpaca_api_key
ALPACA_SECRET_KEY=your_alpaca_secret_key

How It Works

LLMageddon works in two simple, genius steps:

1. News Detection:

   • Agent 1 scans for breaking news about China's latest LLM model releases.
   • If it finds something relevant, it generates a news summary for the trading agent.

2. Market Mayhem:

   • Agent 2, the trading bot, short-sells GPU stocks using Alpaca API faster than you can say, "Uh-oh."

Here's a flowchart of the process:

News Found? ➡ Yes ➡ Short GPU Stocks ➡ Profit (?) ➡ Repeat

If no news is found, LLMageddon simply waits for the next financial apocalypse.

Running the System

Execute the following command to start the show:

python src/llmageddon/main.py

What Stocks Does It Short?

By default, LLMageddon targets NVIDIA stocks (NVDA) because, let’s face it, GPUs are the first thing everyone blames when AI takes over. However, you can modify this to suit your tastes for financial ruin.

Disclaimer

This project is for educational purposes only. If you use it to make or lose money, congratulations—you're living on the edge. Just remember, the market is as unpredictable as a toddler hopped up on sugar, and this tool is not responsible for your financial decisions (or lack thereof).

Yet another disclaimer

This code was written by DeepSeek AI.